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C CaMel Vote score: 3780C CaMel

I phoned the council and gave them a piece of my mind.

01/11/17 8:12:13

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6724Vanessa the Guesser

May contain nuts.

01/11/17 8:11:36

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3780C CaMel

Willy Bin

01/11/17 8:01:18

 
Boycie Vote score: 6579Boycie

It's a joint venture with the council

01/11/17 8:01:09

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3434Vivvy En

"It's not heavy, just put your back into it."

01/11/17 8:36:44

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3434Vivvy En

"That looks heavy, let me give you a hand."

01/11/17 8:26:54

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27804Tony Edwards

"Cadaver few body bags, please?"

01/11/17 8:56:49

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

Great. So what do I do with the neighbours' pets?

01/11/17 8:49:23

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3780C CaMel

I'll consider giving them a small tip at Christmas

01/11/17 8:16:17

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4543Chris Halliwell

Seems armless.

01/11/17 8:00:36

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21059Michael Winner

This Is Spinal Tip.

02/11/17 13:06:49

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3780C CaMel

Starting at the crack of Dawn

01/11/17 17:31:04

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8742Neil Mackenzie

Theresa May escaped prosecution after chopping some of her top Ministers. Forensics ruled there was no trace of humanity in them.

01/11/17 16:45:39

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2633GeeDee

Human Resources

01/11/17 10:59:21

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11384Dan Nicholls

Recycle, the possibilities are limbless.

01/11/17 8:25:14

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6724Vanessa the Guesser

Bollocks to that

01/11/17 8:18:37

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8742Neil Mackenzie

We investigate cut price Funerals.

01/11/17 16:48:56

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18024John Glover

Collected by Macdonalds every fry day.

01/11/17 14:01:09

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21059Michael Winner

"...and that's where Donor kebabs come from. Questions?"

01/11/17 10:15:06

 
Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

You can recycle some parts if it's Katie Price's bin.

01/11/17 10:06:09

 
Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

The waist bin at the liposuction clinic.

01/11/17 9:57:05

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 431Spycenwolf

When asked about this initiative, the government's response has been soylent.

01/11/17 9:48:26

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11384Dan Nicholls

I'm sure I've seen these bins being delivered round the back of our curry house.

01/11/17 9:21:00

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5464Mr Dome

I kidney be arsed to liver, it's chest toe much of a pain in the neck to comply and on thigh head be it if you don't. They expect you to fill it to the rim - I'd just tell them to foot off

01/11/17 9:09:02

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5464Mr Dome

Aukland has some weirdly shaped people

01/11/17 9:01:53

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33527Welsh Rarebit

I suppose the contents get dumped in a glandfill site?

01/11/17 8:17:13

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3736Chris Keegan

I'd give an arm and a leg for that bin...

01/11/17 8:10:13

 
larry G. Vote score: 1065larry G.

Placed in front of the house of Frank and Stein.

01/11/17 20:34:58

 
Gassy Statten Vote score: 127Gassy Statten

The councils new jaw dropping service.

01/11/17 15:33:10

 
Gassy Statten Vote score: 127Gassy Statten

Must be Liver pool council

01/11/17 15:31:21

 
Something  Something Vote score: 111Something Something

It's a good rubish collection service, but it costs an arm and a leg

01/11/17 13:14:07

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John Llamas Vote score: 19606John Llamas

x

01/11/17 10:56:14

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3736Chris Keegan

It was just left on a street coroner

01/11/17 9:21:17

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33527Welsh Rarebit

New Zeal-handers only.

01/11/17 9:21:01

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

-Do you need balls to do that job?
-Well, since you're asking ...

01/11/17 8:59:02

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1272tony kelly

I left my heart in San Francisco recycling.

01/11/17 8:51:47

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1272tony kelly

Bin laden in here.

01/11/17 8:49:53

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 431Spycenwolf

I'm sure they'll find plenty at the junk yard.

01/11/17 8:33:51

 
ant man Vote score: 1027ant man

RIP off Britain

01/11/17 8:32:45

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 431Spycenwolf

That's to be expected when you get your bin made in China. They skipped the "Please" after "Only".

01/11/17 8:22:37

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19766Ian Skelding

"I can only only butcher half the people now, the bin men collect every two weeks now, bloody Council."

01/11/17 8:03:24

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4543Chris Halliwell

Wheelie?

01/11/17 8:03:09

 
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