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Chris Keegan Vote score: 3683Chris Keegan

Darling, have you seen my Good Housekeeping mag anywhere?

09/08/18 7:09:35

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

'That bloody poltergeist is back Norman'

09/08/18 8:17:54

 
Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

The tablets for Elsie's OCD seem to be working.

09/08/18 7:33:25

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21040Michael Winner

"You don't have to thank me, the look on your face says it all", grinned Lawrence Llewellyn-Bowen.

09/08/18 7:15:54

 
stone face Vote score: 2374stone face

'The Best Little Hoard House In Texas.'

09/08/18 8:31:32

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2392Dave Bryan

''Where's Wally?'' - Advanced level

09/08/18 7:41:07

 
Barking Mad Vote score: 141Barking Mad

It was great to have the kids home from uni but .......

09/08/18 7:15:56

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8722Neil Mackenzie

When she came home she thought they'd been burgled, until she heard her Husband exclaim "I found the Radiator Key!"

09/08/18 7:00:25

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11359Dan Nicholls

Whistle all you like Ma, the dog died in 1997.

09/08/18 9:31:21

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7703Leroy Brown

Stig, where are you?

09/08/18 7:27:50

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 476Carey Sutton

Where did you put the tv remote dear

09/08/18 13:39:39

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More to the point, where's the TV? --Pussy Galore
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27763Tony Edwards

She's going to need a bigger litter stick.

09/08/18 8:16:18

 
Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

How many people have to use a metal detector to find their car keys?

09/08/18 8:14:18

 
Matt Schtick Vote score: 77Matt Schtick

Over 4 years on Tinder and still not one right swipe, inexplicable.

09/08/18 7:38:39

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2392Dave Bryan

''Did I really agree to leave Tattersham Hall for a week to live in this pile of shit?''

09/08/18 7:13:38

 
Barking Mad Vote score: 141Barking Mad

Her husband had let the housework go whilst she was in hospital !

09/08/18 7:05:17

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I can sooo identify with that! ;)  --Pussy Galore
ant knee Vote score: 1027ant knee

"Hello. I'm home right now but I can't find the phone. Please leave a message and I'll call you back as soon as I find it." *beep*

09/08/18 7:02:13

 
Madeline Charlton Madeline Charlton

"So glad I'm in this edition of Hoarders Weekly. Now, where did I put the interviewer?"

27/08/18 20:48:37

 
larry G. Vote score: 1065larry G.

"All I wanted was a mint under my pillow."

11/08/18 20:27:10

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 148Sam Cass

We have got to get a grip on your hoarding and other such NANsense!

09/08/18 16:25:23

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5407Tosser Wivlov

Let me see....R...S....T....U...Umbrella, Found it!

09/08/18 15:52:54

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11359Dan Nicholls

"Where are the keys?"
"Never mind that, where's the f*cking CAR?"

09/08/18 12:20:28

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7064Pussy Galore

"Who tidied up? I knew exactly where everything was and now I can't find a thing!"

09/08/18 10:59:53

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18004John Glover

"Damn looks like I'm out of furniture polish."

09/08/18 10:36:13

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18004John Glover

"In the right hand side of the wardrobe you said. Where's the sodding wardrobe.?"

09/08/18 10:34:34

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5179Greg Curtis

"Not a bad selfie," thought Miss Ailaineous.

09/08/18 10:22:25

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5179Greg Curtis

"...Where did I put that self-improvement book?..."

09/08/18 10:13:14

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5179Greg Curtis

"That's IT: I need a bigger house."

09/08/18 10:10:52

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7064Pussy Galore

When the police turned up with a search warrant, I told them they had the wrong address, but would they listen?

09/08/18 10:05:55

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5179Greg Curtis

"Stella had a problem...with captioning."

09/08/18 10:05:14

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5179Greg Curtis

"Olly olly oxen freeee..."

09/08/18 10:03:24

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5179Greg Curtis

"Mary was not afraid of the dark; she was afraid of the light."

09/08/18 10:01:32

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3360Vivvy En

"Wish I hadn't just bothered tidying... it was fine"

09/08/18 8:40:33

 
stone face Vote score: 2374stone face

Homes Under The Hammered.

09/08/18 8:30:18

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19720Ian Skelding

"What a mess."
"I know, but with all this tidying up to do she had to throw on some old clothes and didn't have time to put any make-up on."

09/08/18 8:10:53

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5457Mr Dome

She asked for help from her husband but he just gave her stick

09/08/18 7:58:41

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27763Tony Edwards

How not to get burgled.

09/08/18 7:42:19

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5457Mr Dome

Now....where did I put my anal beads..?

09/08/18 7:37:33

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5457Mr Dome

Gransacked

09/08/18 7:36:05

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 4956Glyn Evans

"Had an empty?"

09/08/18 7:29:49

 
Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

Meanwhile back at Kim and Aggie's house.

09/08/18 7:26:35

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 4956Glyn Evans

"You'll have to find us first if you want us to clean our room."

09/08/18 7:25:02

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7703Leroy Brown

I know what your thinking and you're right, I should have closed my cupboards before letting you guys in.

09/08/18 7:23:35

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4686Paul Reeve

This will teach me to leave the kids to fend for themselves over night.

09/08/18 7:20:38

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21040Michael Winner

"Hmmm... maybe this new 'P-is-for-pile' filming system needs a rethink..."

09/08/18 7:16:52

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6685Vanessa the Guesser

It was a different story now that Old Mother Hubbard had student lodgers.

09/08/18 7:02:07

 
ant knee Vote score: 1027ant knee

H'order, h'order!

09/08/18 7:00:37

 
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