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Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

I had to buy more after some sick individual deflowered the last ones.

24/07/18 20:53:37

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6690Vanessa the Guesser

Penis Fly Trap

24/07/18 19:04:41

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Recently re-named in honour of the late call girl Jenny Taylor. --Karyn Harrison
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11364Dan Nicholls

"No, I said get tulips."

24/07/18 19:40:24

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5457Mr Dome

Dave searched high and low to find this but he still couldn’t find her clematis

24/07/18 19:22:06

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 483Carey Sutton

You can't plant that next to the pansies

24/07/18 19:26:26

 
sandeep chahal Vote score: 645sandeep chahal

commonly found under the bush

24/07/18 23:41:29

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33453Welsh Rarebit

Keep moist at all times, do not let go dry.

24/07/18 19:00:07

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5457Mr Dome

Sow your seeds boys

24/07/18 19:13:02

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5064Hercules Rockefeller

"Mr. Trump is gonna love this."

24/07/18 19:12:44

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Never mind Trump what about Bush. --Chris Halliwell
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33453Welsh Rarebit

To grow these successfully requires a labia of love.

24/07/18 19:00:20

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

Passion Flower!

24/07/18 19:17:25

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5457Mr Dome

For that perfect flower box

24/07/18 19:14:18

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4686Paul Reeve

Lady Garden

24/07/18 19:02:28

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8730Neil Mackenzie

They only open at the crack of Dawn.

25/07/18 6:38:12

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11364Dan Nicholls

In the immortal words of Mr Craddock, "I hope yours come out looking just like Fanny's"

24/07/18 19:43:52

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1168Crunchy Chords

My boyfriend says he prefers the hairless variety.

24/07/18 19:30:03

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 89J Gaskill

"Hey, didn't I see the add for something like that on TV?"

25/07/18 9:28:27

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2401Dave Bryan

Only compatible with certain fertilisers

25/07/18 7:07:25

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8730Neil Mackenzie

These Semillas are they edible?
They are an acquired taste Sir.

25/07/18 6:37:11

 
Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

I planted one in my window box and some pr*ck snatched it.

24/07/18 21:36:49

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

No Paddy, that's not where Rapeseed Oil comes from.

24/07/18 20:49:33

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3755C CaMel

Clitrus Fruit

24/07/18 20:45:55

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3755C CaMel

Nun of your 5-a-day.

24/07/18 20:42:59

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Heaven Scent.

24/07/18 20:36:08

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3369Vivvy En

Please ask at the counter for poppycock

24/07/18 19:52:25

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33453Welsh Rarebit

Ideal for cockeries

24/07/18 19:33:56

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6690Vanessa the Guesser

Please be aware there is a ho's pipe ban.

24/07/18 19:32:34

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3755C CaMel

Perfect for lunchboxes.

24/07/18 19:31:47

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1168Crunchy Chords

Order direct from California at FannysFlowers.net!

24/07/18 19:31:25

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27771Tony Edwards

Puss in Roots

24/07/18 19:31:03

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

I wouldn't plant that Peter, I'd end up pulling the head off it. Giggity!
Oh Quagmire!

24/07/18 19:26:14

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3369Vivvy En

Personally endorsed by Lady Chatterley's gardener

24/07/18 19:25:59

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4686Paul Reeve

Very popular in the 70s.

24/07/18 19:20:41

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33453Welsh Rarebit

"No George, it's not a Physalis plant, it's a Syphilis plant."

24/07/18 19:18:54

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27771Tony Edwards

Growler

24/07/18 19:07:28

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3689Chris Keegan

What a result! And to think I only used to only get knickers off washing lines!

24/07/18 19:05:57

 
Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

Native to deserts, it was first brought here by Lawrence of Alabia who found it stuck on his camel's toe.

24/07/18 19:05:49

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7064Pussy Galore

"For goodness sake, darling. Catmint. I said buy some CATMINT!"

24/07/18 19:02:31

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6690Vanessa the Guesser

For all your whoreticultural needs

24/07/18 19:02:28

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33453Welsh Rarebit

Thrives in sunny G spots.

24/07/18 19:02:23

 
Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

It comes with a clothes peg in case you don't like the fish bouquet.

24/07/18 19:02:22

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3689Chris Keegan

Peggy was last heard screaming "get outta my pube!"

24/07/18 19:02:05

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33453Welsh Rarebit

Orgasmic Gardening

24/07/18 19:00:49

 
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