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Mr Dome  Vote score: 9439Mr Dome

🎵 Tiptoe....through the two lips

17/08/18 0:27:15

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31501Tony Edwards

Jimmy Chews

16/08/18 20:25:26

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21980Ian Skelding

"Don't walk with your mouth full."

16/08/18 20:11:44

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31501Tony Edwards

Sole food

16/08/18 20:01:07

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8507Chris Keegan

Dave, I swear, ever since you had that hip replacement something's not quite right.

16/08/18 21:32:29

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9109Dave Bryan

Sadly, he didn't notice the dog shit.

16/08/18 20:06:59

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20372John Glover

Ken is suffering from a bad bout of halitoeses.

17/08/18 17:02:02

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

He's the Chinese Boris Johnson.

17/08/18 9:43:30

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5707C CaMel

Toe K.O.

16/08/18 20:39:35

 
stone face Vote score: 7503stone face

The doctor said it was the worst case of an ingrowing toenail he had ever seen.

16/08/18 20:10:02

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4430Karyn Harrison

Flexi Bill

16/08/18 20:05:21

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6589Hercules Rockefeller

Tongue Thai'd

16/08/18 20:05:03

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21980Ian Skelding

"Sorry, still not as good as Dele Alli's"

16/08/18 21:12:22

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8507Chris Keegan

With rumors rife about the new strictly come dancing contestants, one who did not make the line up is seen taking it on the chin

16/08/18 20:50:22

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

Hong Kong Footy.

16/08/18 20:32:03

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Toed in the cake hole

16/08/18 20:03:22

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

It was a nail-biting finale to the mens walking race in Beijing.

16/08/18 20:01:19

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

May be he is a odour eater

17/08/18 1:49:19

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

The Chinese will eat anything

17/08/18 1:48:57

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Being double-jointed has its advantages. If you stub your toe you can kiss it better yourself.

17/08/18 0:28:28

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

When you're addicted to biting your nails and you've chewed your fingers down to stumps, there's only one thing left.

17/08/18 0:20:35

 
Sarah Smith Sarah Smith

Women struggle to spot the difference when man puts his foot in his mouth!

16/08/18 23:42:11

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5707C CaMel

Avoid embarrassing erections with Phallo-tape.

16/08/18 23:39:14

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Fungal Nail Affection

16/08/18 22:06:13

 
Molly Romanov Vote score: 1684Molly Romanov

Well, what would you do if you had a third foot growing out of your bum?

16/08/18 22:02:09

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 109J Gaskill

"Mmmh, Cobbler"

16/08/18 21:39:43

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6516Glyn Evans

Why buy shoe polish?

16/08/18 21:27:08

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20372John Glover

When it comes to new footwear, Jamie is a bit of a sucker.

16/08/18 21:13:12

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8507Chris Keegan

Ref!!

16/08/18 20:37:14

 
Mark England Vote score: 16559Mark England

Chan went to great lenths to stop people staring at his bear chested girlfriend

16/08/18 20:35:14

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31501Tony Edwards

Lunch on the hoof.

16/08/18 20:34:46

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4430Karyn Harrison

Converse-ation stopper

16/08/18 20:24:22

 
stone face Vote score: 7503stone face

After Tokyo brought in a ban on drinking alcohol in the street. This man was found to have half a pint of whiskey in his pump.

16/08/18 20:19:23

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Athletes Food

16/08/18 20:11:13

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10568Neil Mackenzie

Toe capped teeth.

16/08/18 20:11:05

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9109Dave Bryan

Bigmouth Hikes Again

16/08/18 20:10:21

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 944Sam Cass

Foot and Mouth Dis-ease.

16/08/18 20:08:53

 
stone face Vote score: 7503stone face

Super glue - Never stops being funny.

16/08/18 20:05:50

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31501Tony Edwards

Finishing last in the race was a real kick in the teeth for Imran.

16/08/18 20:03:10

 
stone face Vote score: 7503stone face

he's always putting his foot in his mouth.

16/08/18 20:01:30

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3243Crunchy Chords

Accidental foot inhalasian

16/08/18 20:00:54

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

The Chinese Ministry of Silly Walks

16/08/18 20:00:22

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Breaking News: Human Foot in Mouth disease outbreak in Beijing.

16/08/18 20:00:08

 
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