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"Pull harder Granddad, we're still miles from the nearest petrol station."
08/01/13 12:00:06
Another One Bikes The Dust
04/01/13 12:07:43
A Flash in the Pan.
30/12/12 12:00:07
Quick draw Macaw
19/12/12 14:43:22
PollyKilla
19/12/12 13:11:47
"Dave, you're pathetic. You just lie there and let people walk all over you."
07/12/12 8:08:27
When it's sunny, this sundial displays the time in four continents.
03/12/12 8:03:24
New York Pizza Department
30/11/12 8:08:54
Congestion barges.
14/11/12 8:04:36
Rowed rage
14/11/12 8:00:12
"Another fine mesh you've got yourself into."
13/11/12 20:43:34
A blessing in disguise
02/11/12 8:22:22
A Miss Carriage of Just Ice.
01/11/12 20:00:08
Action Man had trouble explaining to his superiors why he got captured so often.
26/10/12 8:56:07
Gok, Paper, Scissors.
25/10/12 19:39:54
All westerners receive a free shot.
23/10/12 19:00:17
Conical Geniuses.
22/10/12 19:00:21
There's some Thing in my coffee
21/10/12 9:01:22
"Damn. Looks like we're gonna have to call AA."
10/10/12 7:23:25
Paralytic Converter.
10/10/12 7:04:35
The Righteous buddhas
07/10/12 19:00:11
It was too late to throw in the towel
06/10/12 7:22:42
My-hut-Ma Gandhi
03/10/12 8:10:56
"I've used sunbeds all my life and they've never done me any harm." Said Stacey, 19 from Birmingham.
30/09/12 11:00:09
Spruce Springsteen
27/09/12 19:00:08
I'm really not sure about these new McDonalds urinals.
26/09/12 7:02:39
The view from the park was the dogs bollocks.
24/09/12 7:11:10
Cistern Chapel.
21/09/12 8:17:01
"I never knew her before she latched onto me in the supermarket a year ago and I didn't have the heart to tell her to go away. My last 3 boyfriends have left me because of the smell around the flat but worst of all is that stupid hat which she wears everywhere we go."
09/09/12 8:30:19
Don't you just hate it when you're stuck behind a slow couch.
01/09/12 19:00:08
Ahhh yes, the old 40-30-30 formation.
28/08/12 19:01:46
Three thousand miles away people were starting to board up their windows.
28/08/12 8:41:12
Don't forget to log out before you leave the office.
25/08/12 19:00:11
Reminds me of the wife looking for the soap in the bath
13/08/12 19:00:17
12/08/12 18:50:14
Saddled with the bill
11/08/12 10:05:36
The beach is a great place for guys and gulls to hang out.
05/08/12 10:00:46
"Something's wrong here... you're not my regular dentist..."
03/08/12 10:19:48
Caterers at the Olympic village prepare a meal for the athletes from Papua New Guinea.
28/07/12 10:08:06
"But the recipe said to add a little Basil."
28/07/12 10:05:24
Vandolls
12/07/12 19:06:57
Pack man
03/07/12 19:12:58
"Excuse me, could you direct me to the Opticians please?"
01/07/12 10:01:12
They'll put VAT on anything these days.
27/06/12 11:50:42
Dave liked to unwind at the end of the day.
26/06/12 19:00:09
A minor speeding offence.
14/06/12 10:00:08
Weapon of Mass Destruction
13/06/12 10:13:26
She was suffering from mooring sickness.
12/06/12 10:31:41
"eeeee tea"
11/06/12 19:27:22
I spy with my little eye something beginning with F.
08/06/12 10:02:49
Those with a nut allergy.. look away now
06/06/12 19:18:31
Electric blankets are not recommended for bedwetters.
03/06/12 19:16:19
Dave desperately needed help after witnessing the explosion at the bubblegum factory.
03/06/12 10:00:10
Rick had never been so keen to pick up The Bill.
31/05/12 19:10:37
£100
Holidaymakers are warned as BA prepares to launch yet another strike.
29/05/12 10:26:02
Morecambe....unwise.
26/05/12 10:23:16
The Wheel's On The Bust....
18/05/12 10:00:27
"I'd prefer a Harp if you've got one."
12/05/12 10:50:44
A bicycle, often called a bike (and sometimes referred to as a "pushbike", "pedal bike", "pedal cycle", or "cycle", is a human-powered, pedal-driven, single-track vehicle, having two wheels attached to a frame, one behind the other. A person who rides a bicycle is called a cyclist, or bicyclist.What, I should get my captions from Sickipedia? I thought you said Wikipedia.
05/05/12 19:09:31
Braking and Entering.
23/04/12 10:00:12
For breakfast, they had the works.
13/04/12 10:00:25
Anna wanted her hair to be a Shade Lighter.
18/03/12 20:12:27
Lost Property.
20/02/12 11:00:19
Staff wanted for beach restaurant: must have experience of waiting on tables.
17/01/12 11:00:12
Someone had clearly lost their bearing
14/01/12 11:00:49
Gas o lean.
04/12/11 12:07:49
Tim was his own worst enema.
10/11/11 20:32:19
Widow Shopping.
09/11/11 20:01:19
"Mummy, I need a Wii"
06/10/11 10:00:29
Get off the road ya muppet.
04/10/11 10:03:28
Spitting Image
01/10/11 10:01:17
£50
I heard it flew the grapevine.
22/07/11 10:08:26
"Someone gave me a thumbs down for my caption!!!"
06/12/06 1:06:17
it was fair to say that Tom won the game of Chicken.
29/08/07 20:42:21
"Show him your cross""DON'T TOUCH ME PEDO".
Mon 8:02:12
Taking a gander
Sun 8:00:20
Mary's enormous pussy was the talk of Bethlehem
Sat 13:36:54
It's a bit unfortunate, he's deaf.
23/02/26 20:03:18
I knew we shouldn't have fly-tipped that trampoline
20/02/26 12:13:56
No Ethel, for my guitar!
19/02/26 20:28:42
Forget the ballet dancer, Dave was more intrigued with the additional letter in the Club’s name on the stadium. His actual words were:“Why i man?”
19/02/26 8:02:33
"Sir we landed an hour ago is there a reason why you can't stand up to leave ?"
17/02/26 12:08:01
“That’s the 100th time you’ve pressed the help button and we haven’t taken off yet “
17/02/26 12:03:41
That pickpocket regretted mugging a Caveman.
15/02/26 12:18:49
''Has your life changed at all since you won the caption competition?''
14/02/26 12:12:01
Hockey Balboa
12/02/26 20:04:27
"Nope, not guilty. The guy I murdered was much bigger."
10/02/26 8:01:12
"Til death do us-- That was quick."
09/02/26 20:04:26
STony the Tiger
09/02/26 12:23:39
Henna party
08/02/26 12:00:50
Suspicions grow that latest David Attenborough series may have used some AI
08/02/26 8:12:33
Squid games
08/02/26 8:00:23
"Ok, they seem pretty oblivious now... RELEASE THE BULL!"
07/02/26 20:07:04
Dough not disturb
03/02/26 12:04:16
🎵 A stray in a manger 🎵
28/01/26 20:03:13
''I've cleaned your ears so let's see if you can hear me now. You're going to the slaughterhouse tomorrow. Is that better?''
28/01/26 12:14:13
“That could damage the spine…”
15/01/26 13:36:57
“Oh bollocks I need to turn the page for what to do next “ said Dave
15/01/26 12:01:43
Super Mario Art
14/01/26 20:00:20
Prickly pair
12/01/26 12:01:03
creative 
