I'm really not sure about these new McDonalds urinals.

26/09/12 7:02:39

"And as the mother clown enters the nest, the clown chicks open their mouths in anticipation of a custard pie"

26/09/12 7:26:11

Send in the clones.

26/09/12 7:00:21

Laughing Stock.

26/09/12 7:00:16

It only smarts for a short while, said the ventriloquist

26/09/12 7:27:02

Just another government cabinet meeting.

26/09/12 10:06:40

Laughter lines.

26/09/12 7:07:57

"So here's a photo of Amanda Holden without makeup"

26/09/12 16:39:59

Altar boys prepare for priest

26/09/12 16:24:52

All in a line awaiting their fete.

26/09/12 10:50:54

"Yes, I see - these clowns will need capping." said the dentist.

26/09/12 7:59:58

Trainee priests loved the "How to deal with choir boys" lesson.

26/09/12 7:34:10

Clown in the Mouth.

26/09/12 7:01:20

The synchronised swimming team had been unaware of Michael Barrymore's presence in the pool until...

26/09/12 7:00:24

"…and now on CITV, it's 'Bukkake Time'…"

26/09/12 7:00:11