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For a hot sunny day when you are roasting.
15/09/24 11:06:33
Draw me like one of your Essex girls
13/09/24 11:21:09
BREAKING NEWS: Chris Beach Arrested In Dawn RaidOur photograph shows the caption site cells where the inmates were forced to churn out puns for up to sixteen hours a day. Many had not seen their families for several years. One poor inmate had gone completely insane: whenever the trolley appeared with his lunch he would rip off all his clothes and start screaming 'Meals on Wheels'. Two dozen cats, three dogs, a cow and a crocodile have been removed from the premises. A police spokesperson stated that although the investigation is ongoing, they won't be looking into anything out of respect for the captioneers.
11/09/24 11:55:58, edited: 13/09/24 7:10:00, suggested edits
They were riding at a gastronomical speed
08/09/24 11:04:10
My little cloney.
04/09/24 19:27:45
“Gonna be late tonight love, I’m stuck at work.”
03/09/24 7:03:15
"Thought you'd appreciate the hard back."
02/09/24 19:05:31
Driving Miss Lazy
02/09/24 7:05:30
"Eye of newt and shake of broom, let his fork become a spoon!"
31/08/24 11:02:14
“When you said it was an 18-30 holiday I thought you meant age not year “ said Dave
30/08/24 11:10:51
"Look, just stop eating the baked beans."
24/08/24 11:03:54
"Put it on my tab."
19/08/24 7:05:39
Was it easy to make?A pizza cake.
16/08/24 11:00:45
Death On The Aisle
14/08/24 11:22:04
Not often seen in a Quality Street
14/08/24 7:06:51
It doesn't take a genius to work that out.
12/08/24 7:03:54
"It took a lot of balls to do what you did Mary"
11/08/24 11:07:29
Nantendo
10/08/24 11:08:25
The Statue of Littery
09/08/24 19:00:49
Unidentified Frying Objects
31/07/24 7:01:36
Dressed to kill
30/07/24 7:02:35
nana nana nana nana...
14/07/24 19:01:50
Many men died because they couldn't find it.
12/07/24 19:00:59
The Mannequin who would be King.
11/07/24 7:02:36
Mombrero
08/07/24 19:01:18
“ The wedding reception starts at 5.00 this Saturday so you will just need to cover for 90 minutes unless there’s extra time “ said Dave
03/07/24 11:28:21, suggested edits
If that caption wins the £50 I'm giving up.
02/07/24 19:31:06
CHICAGO RAILWAY STATION''Excuse me, driver, is this the last train to New York?''''It could be.''
02/07/24 19:24:34
3 o'clock that night..."EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!! EXTERMINAAATTTE!!!""Honey, it's your turn."
30/06/24 19:21:25, edited: 30/06/24 19:24:47
BREAKING NEWSHumpty Dumpty recovering at home after nasty fall.
27/06/24 11:05:11, edited: 27/06/24 11:17:45
"No bloody Surrey police cars up here!"
19/06/24 7:16:28
Kneehole surgery
15/06/24 8:47:32
Eat within 5 seconds
13/06/24 11:00:40
When I were a lad we dreamt there were mortar life.
13/06/24 7:02:29
"Darling, did you remember to bath the kids and let the cats out?"- "SHIT!"
12/06/24 11:24:20
Fine, but it's a bit tight.
11/06/24 7:02:39
🎵 Ghouls just wanna have fun 🎵
06/06/24 7:02:15, edited: 06/06/24 7:02:49
Bread Nose Day
05/06/24 7:14:34
"If you want a laugh, throw 3 sticks in different directions."
01/06/24 19:24:18, edited: 01/06/24 19:35:56
“I see fuel’s gone up again.”
30/05/24 11:16:05
Dinosnore
29/05/24 19:00:40
The Three Tonners
29/05/24 11:00:29
"I still say it would have been easier to use the battering ram, Sarge."
29/05/24 7:16:00, edited: 29/05/24 7:43:51
Braking and entering.
29/05/24 7:10:47, edited: 29/05/24 7:52:26, suggested edits
"I now declare this box open."
28/05/24 7:08:25
When your boss says, 'from tomorrow you're fired', but you stay late to get another 24,000 off the production line.
23/05/24 11:17:35
🎶 tread, tread wine 🎶
20/05/24 19:04:39
A frostitute
18/05/24 19:00:59
"Hmmn ... I don't know. Maybe we should go with Andy escaping Shawshank through a sewer pipe instead?"
18/05/24 7:05:09
“Look, no hands!”
16/05/24 19:03:40
It's a race against thyme.
14/05/24 7:06:13
Lady and the Lamp
11/05/24 19:01:23, edited: 11/05/24 19:10:17
"Was it a natural birth?""No, Caesar-ian."
11/05/24 11:08:40
Salad dressing
11/05/24 11:00:38, edited: 11/05/24 11:02:49
Petflix
10/05/24 7:03:56
Duploganger
05/05/24 11:15:13
I was shitting bricks after eating that.
25/04/24 11:02:23
Pork Chopper
18/04/24 11:16:16
Get off your high horse
15/04/24 19:10:08
Bonehemian Rhapsody
14/04/24 19:02:12
Chilling photo of Maria Bolokov, the Russian serial killer who kept a souvenir from every man she murdered.
12/04/24 19:03:04, edited: 12/04/24 19:03:38, suggested edits
Loo-loo
10/04/24 19:01:48
Throne of Game.
07/04/24 11:06:13
Prickly pair
03/04/24 11:01:35
The Hounds of the Basketfills
01/04/24 7:05:25
It's a Frankfurther
30/03/24 12:04:17
"She's never properly recovered from that Paul Mckenna stage experience. He told her that she was a Dung Beetle"
29/03/24 12:06:32
"He said he wants a penguin""We ain't got any. We've Kit Kats if that'll do."
24/03/24 12:19:13
Air Jardins
23/03/24 20:29:03
Romancing the Stone
22/03/24 8:07:32
"The drinks are on me!"
15/03/24 20:03:39
Climbing frames
14/03/24 20:05:10
"Remember last week, when I said I thought I saw a squirrel go in the cellar..."
12/03/24 20:07:28
Air Giraffic Control
10/03/24 12:22:49, edited: 10/03/24 12:24:01
"One wonders if she spreads easily."
09/03/24 20:07:56
Airbnb
06/03/24 12:11:40
🎵 Singing in the Train 🎵
05/03/24 8:25:14, edited: 05/03/24 8:26:15
“The Pink Floyd museum was disappointing.”
04/03/24 12:01:19
Tee Rex
03/03/24 12:10:43
"Go from 2nd to 3rd,then ease to 4th , now a high 5."
03/03/24 8:08:50
Erm...Wizard of Oz, that's not the right place to put my heart
29/02/24 20:01:32
Purramid
29/02/24 12:03:02
The X-File
27/02/24 12:03:28, edited: 27/02/24 12:03:41
A skeleton in the closet
26/02/24 13:05:00
It's got great reviews on Trip Advisor.
21/02/24 12:18:47
"So, concluding the council meeting regarding the funding of pothole repairs, we have 164 votes for, and 1 against."
19/02/24 20:15:33
Tweet dreams
17/02/24 21:03:03
Pizza Hat
17/02/24 8:00:39
Bury F.C
14/02/24 12:01:03
World Musical Chairs champion 10 years straight.
13/02/24 8:31:27
"Now if we turn them over we might be able to see the artist's mark."
12/02/24 20:02:26
A fish called Wander
11/02/24 12:06:15
Saturday Night at the Moovies
10/02/24 8:00:25
Chockade
09/02/24 20:07:21
They're the cat's pyjamas
08/02/24 20:06:09
“Typical of them, most people make do with a clothes horse.”
01/02/24 8:16:41
"What are you listening to?""A cephalopodcast."
31/01/24 12:43:36
Newly Arrived Migrant Speaks Out:''I must admit I did expect some kind of boat for $10,000.''
31/01/24 8:22:46, edited: 31/01/24 8:39:16
Levi-athan
28/01/24 20:03:14, edited: 28/01/24 20:04:28
Moby Dick
25/01/24 20:26:45
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