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Against her better judgement, Vicky accepted a lift home from her blind date.
23/04/12 11:05:15
Braking and Entering.
23/04/12 11:00:12
"My other car is a Porch."
23/04/12 11:40:51
"What gear were you in?""Well I had that little black dress on and my high heels."
23/04/12 11:26:33
"I don't remember much about last night as I was totally pissed ,luckily the wife was sober and could drive us home."
23/04/12 11:11:05
George Michael had eventually made it home.
23/04/12 11:07:02
Yes..........VW Polo £9790and Yes......You do need your eyes tested.
23/04/12 11:17:51
"So does this mean I haven't passed my test?"
23/04/12 15:25:39
"Oh George that reminds me we got a call the automatic garage doors wont be fitted until tomorrow."
23/04/12 11:02:55
Polo...The car with a hole.
23/04/12 11:00:41
Force Swing Door Technique
23/04/12 11:00:31
Sounds like ethels taken the tv remote again....
23/04/12 14:00:24
I'd just got in the car with my 5 year old when my neighbour suddenly shouted "YOU'RE A TERRIBLE FATHER!" I thought to myself, who the bloody hell do they think they are!? "Stop the car son"
23/04/12 11:49:22
Golf Door Syndrome.
23/04/12 11:08:34
Accident prone like her oldest boy, Janice also suffered from Parking sons disease.
23/04/12 11:06:13
Car boot fail.
23/04/12 11:00:34
"NO!....My snooker table!"
23/04/12 14:16:52
CARnage
23/04/12 13:47:10
Gordon's main problem was that he just expected too much from his seeing-eye-dog.
23/04/12 11:37:49
“Hi Honey, I’m home”
23/04/12 11:01:27
It's ironic that it will have to go into a garage for repairs.
23/04/12 14:54:38
After years of trying the people of Gotham still couldn't find the entrance to the batcave.
23/04/12 13:25:44
The first Golf-driver to get in trouble for bashing someone's back door in since Tiger Woods.
23/04/12 12:54:37
Doorsprung durch tecnique.
23/04/12 12:45:16
You were only supposed to blow the bloody garage door off!
23/04/12 12:25:46
How lucky can you get,it's not my house and it's not my car.
23/04/12 12:18:33
"Mildred, where's my Fixodent?"
23/04/12 11:13:03
"Mavis, about that crash course in driving........"
23/04/12 11:00:27
the garage door was open earlier i swear
16/06/12 19:13:39
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