£100
WINNER

Against her better judgement, Vicky accepted a lift home from her blind date.

23/04/12 11:05:15

Braking and Entering.

23/04/12 11:00:12

"My other car is a Porch."

23/04/12 11:40:51

"What gear were you in?"
"Well I had that little black dress on and my high heels."

23/04/12 11:26:33

"I don't remember much about last night as I was totally pissed ,luckily the wife was sober and could drive us home."

23/04/12 11:11:05

George Michael had eventually made it home.

23/04/12 11:07:02

Yes..........VW Polo £9790
and Yes......You do need your eyes tested.

23/04/12 11:17:51

"So does this mean I haven't passed my test?"

23/04/12 15:25:39

"Oh George that reminds me we got a call the automatic garage doors wont be fitted until tomorrow."

23/04/12 11:02:55

Polo...The car with a hole.

23/04/12 11:00:41

Force Swing Door Technique

23/04/12 11:00:31

Sounds like ethels taken the tv remote again....

23/04/12 14:00:24

I'd just got in the car with my 5 year old when my neighbour suddenly shouted "YOU'RE A TERRIBLE FATHER!" I thought to myself, who the bloody hell do they think they are!? "Stop the car son"

23/04/12 11:49:22

Golf Door Syndrome.

23/04/12 11:08:34

Accident prone like her oldest boy, Janice also suffered from Parking sons disease.

23/04/12 11:06:13

Car boot fail.

23/04/12 11:00:34

"NO!....My snooker table!"

23/04/12 14:16:52

CARnage

23/04/12 13:47:10

Gordon's main problem was that he just expected too much from his seeing-eye-dog.

23/04/12 11:37:49

“Hi Honey, I’m home”

23/04/12 11:01:27