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Against her better judgement, Vicky accepted a lift home from her blind date.
23/04/12 10:05:15
Braking and Entering.
23/04/12 10:00:12
"My other car is a Porch."
23/04/12 10:40:51
"What gear were you in?""Well I had that little black dress on and my high heels."
23/04/12 10:26:33
"I don't remember much about last night as I was totally pissed ,luckily the wife was sober and could drive us home."
23/04/12 10:11:05
George Michael had eventually made it home.
23/04/12 10:07:02
Yes..........VW Polo £9790and Yes......You do need your eyes tested.
23/04/12 10:17:51
"So does this mean I haven't passed my test?"
23/04/12 14:25:39
"Oh George that reminds me we got a call the automatic garage doors wont be fitted until tomorrow."
23/04/12 10:02:55
Polo...The car with a hole.
23/04/12 10:00:41
Force Swing Door Technique
23/04/12 10:00:31
Sounds like ethels taken the tv remote again....
23/04/12 13:00:24
I'd just got in the car with my 5 year old when my neighbour suddenly shouted "YOU'RE A TERRIBLE FATHER!" I thought to myself, who the bloody hell do they think they are!? "Stop the car son"
23/04/12 10:49:22
Golf Door Syndrome.
23/04/12 10:08:34
Accident prone like her oldest boy, Janice also suffered from Parking sons disease.
23/04/12 10:06:13
Car boot fail.
23/04/12 10:00:34
"NO!....My snooker table!"
23/04/12 13:16:52
CARnage
23/04/12 12:47:10
Gordon's main problem was that he just expected too much from his seeing-eye-dog.
23/04/12 10:37:49
“Hi Honey, I’m home”
23/04/12 10:01:27