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"I'm getting a faint aroma of old newspapers, half-eaten cheese sandwiches and rotting fruit, with just a hint of urine."

27/09/12 11:41:15

Spray Tan.

24/09/12 7:00:10

A Parking Meteor.

23/09/12 19:00:30

Reproduction Furniture.

21/09/12 13:57:21

Rotorhome

16/09/12 7:02:59

Don't worry sir, we'll soon have you in stitches

12/09/12 19:05:50

Honey, what's the hold up in the bathroom ?

11/09/12 11:26:05

Wickerpeedia.

09/09/12 11:16:02

♫ Strawberry yields for Trevor. ♫

06/09/12 19:00:09

One for the rodeo.

06/09/12 11:28:04

King Solomon's Fines.

03/09/12 19:00:08

"Bloody Humans have pulled the wipers off."

01/09/12 11:04:17

Ok. No need to Ramadan our throats

31/08/12 11:14:25

Marley Davidson

29/08/12 11:08:52

Only pools and horses

28/08/12 11:44:28

Good throw Sir,you keep what you ring,take her home.

22/08/12 7:48:55

Chris was just 23 when his wife started looking at carpet samples.

19/08/12 19:00:38

Suite Dreams.

19/08/12 19:00:12

Golden Receiver

08/08/12 19:06:27

Semi Dethatched.

30/07/12 10:02:32

Freak hurricane leaves a trailer destruction.

21/07/12 19:02:32

Top Queer

20/07/12 19:09:55

Running out of police officers and soldiers, as a last resort London Zoo jumps in to help secure the 2012 Olympics.

19/07/12 19:00:14

I asked them if they wanted decking in their hallway

11/07/12 19:21:55

I said vasoline

04/07/12 10:08:13

In line with tradition Alfred Hitchcock had a cameo role in the episode of 'Keeping Up Appearances' he directed.

22/06/12 19:48:18

"Why would anyone send me Spam mail?"

21/06/12 19:01:53

Harley David's son

14/06/12 10:05:30

Ma's Attacks

11/06/12 19:06:26

"Well the seed packet said grow your own dope!"

11/06/12 11:12:07

Seconds later it was just a wrecked tangle...

09/06/12 10:42:48

A train will be along in a minute torso.

07/06/12 19:18:29

"I'm dilated to make your acquaintance"

30/05/12 19:03:00

Four Ply Four.

29/05/12 19:00:16

"Nightwear on Elm Street."

27/05/12 10:46:57

"Why do you think we're stuffed?"
"Because I've lost the map."

19/05/12 10:07:10

Deflower of Scotland

17/05/12 12:37:00

Lambshades.

03/05/12 19:03:05

Lawrence of Suburbia

03/05/12 11:04:21

It was not the first time Michael had taken Peter up the back passage.

30/04/12 10:00:10

Jack loved going for a ride with his 'half brother.'

23/04/12 19:24:43

Mick’s - in – bowl

22/04/12 19:00:33

Frogs porn

09/04/12 10:00:55

Worst Scooby Doo villain hiding place ever.

05/04/12 10:01:41

"Call pest control. Tell them he's back."

16/03/12 12:07:32

Even in Amsterdam the January sales threw up some special offers.

12/01/12 11:03:48

Grafeeti

17/12/11 20:01:35

Puss in booze

28/10/11 19:08:06

Iraq of Ribs.

19/10/11 10:11:45

Just add Marge

17/10/11 12:32:27

Spread The Word

17/10/11 10:20:01

Wag on wheel

02/10/11 10:02:52

ten-tickles

19/09/11 10:04:11

Nicole?
Pap-aaaaaaaargh!

02/09/11 10:53:03

After eight hours, the submarine finally got the better of Eric

03/08/11 10:04:48

creative

Until this incident, Gary hadn't worried that his breath smelled of cuttlefish.

Sat 20:09:50

Gold, frankincense and purr

Sat 12:02:28

Perfect for family trips.

25/02/26 12:06:33

clever

Harry Potter and the gob of fire

23/02/26 12:40:37

“I prefer ground beef…”

20/02/26 13:16:50

lol

“I need a royal shit, your majesty.”
‘Andrew is right over here, I’ll introduce you.’

18/02/26 8:22:23

This pyramid scheme will never take off

10/02/26 20:08:43

"Okay we have tried to be nice so lets turn the screws. This is a James Blunt concert ticket .Front row"

10/02/26 8:12:14, suggested edits

Dave's the head of the family

06/02/26 12:00:47

The Hunger Games

04/02/26 8:03:06

lol x2

“Your dog’s pissed on my leg 57 times.”

02/02/26 11:16:48

lol

"I don't care what your SATNAV says. The beach is two miles that way, and this is my drive."

27/01/26 12:02:40

These Tena ads are getting ridiculous

22/01/26 20:03:52

The fowl and the pussycat went to sea...

22/01/26 12:00:31, edited: 22/01/26 12:01:43

Hide them lads Mrs Thatcher is on the way.

19/01/26 20:02:20

He must be an army vet.

04/01/26 20:00:21

The Great British Take Off

03/01/26 8:11:10

Dyson with death

17/12/25 12:00:26

You could always tell when Snow White was showering with the blinds up.

13/12/25 20:03:29

Although helpful with their enquiries, police kept a close eye on the local grass

13/12/25 8:07:02

clever

"Yes, I'm a chef, and a doctor, and a cripple, and I'm sitting on your bed for some reason that may, or may not, have something to do with several bundles of money. Honestly, Dave, if you're struggling to make a caption out of that I've no sympathy for you."

10/12/25 8:15:46

lol

“If Attenborough uses that I will kill him “

29/11/25 20:10:40

🎵 Oh Camel Ye Faithful 🎵

24/11/25 8:10:23

Let sleeping Docs lie

13/11/25 20:00:33, edited: 13/11/25 20:00:53

"So Gran you can't make it for Christmas. The kids will be upset" said Sue

13/11/25 12:01:10

lol

She said she would be ready in five minutes.

09/11/25 20:02:33

lol creative

"Why are you looking in that end, Nan?"

"Because I saw you put boot polish on the other end, Dennis. I'm not an idiot!"

09/11/25 12:02:37

Nappy hour

03/11/25 12:01:47

Batteries not included

30/10/25 12:01:45

Chain smoking

29/10/25 20:12:27

creative

"Actually, guys, I think it was the next drain I dropped my earing in."

29/10/25 12:09:59

"Need to add some ginger."

21/10/25 19:06:03

"I think Father O'Reilly may have had one too many complimentary beverages."

20/10/25 7:07:45

clever

Heather Mills was given a pair, but unfortunately she had one too many.

11/10/25 7:11:49

lol x3

And we're down to the final three in the Extreme Glory Hole championships

09/10/25 9:43:03

Lemon entry my dear Watson

07/10/25 19:01:49

clever

"Crap, I forgot the keys."

28/09/25 11:04:37

lol creative x2

"Dear Battersea Dogs Home, we have decided we won't be bringing in Rover after all. We have decided to keep him as he is a very well behaved dog that has never bitten anyone in his life" *Send*

22/09/25 19:11:00, edited: 22/09/25 19:11:23

When you arrive at the vets and realise you're about to lose your balls.

04/09/25 11:02:54

"Honestly officer, I haven't seen any traffic cones"

28/08/25 7:42:29

clever

Missunderhood

21/08/25 11:00:39

clever

Shoeshi.

14/08/25 11:01:30

creative clever

When you turn up to the sharia law court charged with theft you have to admire their sense of humour.

03/08/25 19:16:05

Melania confirms that it's a long time since he got laid.

01/08/25 7:04:21

lol

🎵 Ronald, Where's Your Troosers? 🎵

29/07/25 7:05:33