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Lawrence of Suburbia

03/05/12 11:04:21

'If puff the magic dragon loses another tooth he can keep the bloody thing!'

13/10/11 10:48:57

"Hello mate. The lounge in the flat you're selling; Is it standard size?"

"Hang on mate I'll just find out!"

01/11/11 12:19:53

Heap Frog

09/04/12 10:17:15

Doe zing

24/04/12 21:41:20

Good food......beer.......excellent. Now how do I get through that fucking door?

23/03/12 11:09:51

"That was evil!".
"What was?"
"I'm saying nothing!"

07/04/12 22:58:20

'For christ sake Mum I said I wanted something from Boneo not Borneo'

24/03/12 11:47:32

Star Wars meets Deliverance

08/05/12 10:44:20

Miss Kazakhstan fancied her chances this year because she wanted world peace.

25/04/12 14:04:26

Ensure the rabbit is rested prior to baking

24/04/12 21:43:27

Actually it's a question.

24/10/11 13:16:38

After too much Chardonnay, Quentin was pleased the host had provided a rubber sick bag.

24/08/12 8:42:52

After spending his dinner money on fags, Stefan decided to strangle the bitch for her cod and chips.

24/05/12 12:42:36

The circus got a mixed reaction

27/04/12 6:26:56

'Single person likes films computer games and masturbating. Seeks blind stunner'

25/04/12 14:55:26

Leap frog gone wrong

09/04/12 10:05:00

CONFIRMED - BBC pays peanuts

06/04/12 19:13:59

Javelin / shot putt / discus ........ Gervinho, what's the last throwing event?

Triple Jump? Oh dear!

08/11/11 21:27:09

Sarah regretted wearing the peanut flavoured edible panties

03/11/11 22:54:24

Ummmmmmm? Nah. No idea what it says. How's pac-man?

10/10/11 19:49:41