Lisa Nelson
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11/07/12 11:08:57 |
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10/08/12 20:05:01 |
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"Buy your front windows and we will give you the rear FREE" 23/06/12 12:20:40 |
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After three similar robberies in the area, Police were starting to see a pattern. 10/08/12 20:04:31 |
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08/07/12 20:03:40 |
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25/04/12 20:12:12 |
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14/07/12 20:39:05 |
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19/02/12 20:12:36 |
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28/06/12 12:03:47 |
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20/06/12 20:00:21 |
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The Valet of the shadow of death. 27/03/12 20:39:06 |
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28/01/12 17:32:16 |
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His mother said he was a difficult delivery. 03/07/12 22:01:55 |
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20/05/12 20:08:47 |
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20/04/12 12:30:54 |
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Its true. Womens cycles do come together once a month. 28/02/12 11:09:07 |
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Try as he might he just couldn't get it to Turnover. 16/02/12 20:07:18 |
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18/07/12 20:00:38 |
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06/07/12 20:16:50 |
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26/05/12 21:07:14 |
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16/05/12 20:03:29 |
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"No John! I said you should masticate more thoroughly." 02/05/12 12:42:49 |
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16/04/12 13:56:10 |
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"I akst you to bring da posse bro', not da posey!" 04/04/12 20:36:00 |
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Even though the lift operator was really creepy, I couldn't take the stares. 27/03/12 22:26:54 |
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01/03/12 20:31:52 |
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30/09/12 21:29:47 |
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21/04/12 20:16:48 |
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05/04/12 20:07:27 |
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20/02/12 12:46:44 |
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12/02/12 20:16:35 |
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24/09/12 12:01:09 |
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06/08/12 21:06:38 |
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03/08/12 20:09:14 |
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01/08/12 21:25:06 |
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31/07/12 20:03:06 |
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18/07/12 20:02:35 |
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13/07/12 11:01:26 |
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07/07/12 20:10:39 |
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"I took this photo to Show Lynn." 21/06/12 11:32:46 |
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26/05/12 21:21:01 |
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"Shit!" Ghost Rider exclaimed. 26/05/12 21:10:11 |
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23/05/12 14:02:24 |
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06/05/12 11:16:00 |
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02/04/12 20:20:00 |
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We are sure to find a priest in here. 22/03/12 20:08:07 |
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They called him a shirt-lifter but he was just bike-curious. 16/03/12 20:41:48 |
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Ken was only interested in her melons. 01/03/12 21:24:13 |
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24/02/12 12:21:35 |
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Its amazing just how much you can cram into a wheelie bin. 20/02/12 12:21:32 |
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15/02/12 20:07:59 |
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"You've got a little something on your chin" 01/02/12 20:08:10 |
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19/01/12 17:02:57 |
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03/10/12 20:57:23 |
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28/08/12 12:20:34 |
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21/07/12 20:04:57 |
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14/07/12 22:20:22 |
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I wish I hadn't lent Moses my Tablet. 07/07/12 20:56:19 |
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06/07/12 20:08:30 |
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Cleanliness is next to Codliness. 02/07/12 15:11:14 |
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26/06/12 21:02:30 |
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21/06/12 20:02:59 |
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25/05/12 11:11:32 |
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21/05/12 20:14:11 |
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What he lacked in conversation he made up for in mashed potato. 18/05/12 19:33:51 |
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14/05/12 20:15:51 |
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05/05/12 22:11:19 |
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29/04/12 11:13:02 |
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Captain Yossarian v The Health & safety officer. 25/02/12 12:11:28 |
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22/02/12 17:13:36 |
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24/01/12 13:13:33 |
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23/01/12 20:42:28 |
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28/09/12 20:29:49 |
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"But I thought the vacancy was in a 'sweet' shop." 26/09/12 12:51:58 |
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28/08/12 15:09:22 |
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10/08/12 20:00:26 |
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Phil harm Monica 17/07/12 11:06:51 |
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07/07/12 20:03:10 |
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23/06/12 20:46:52 |
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"I wish he could throw his breath as well" 22/06/12 21:20:51 |
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15/06/12 14:32:22 |
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10/06/12 18:19:17 |
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After using Veet for Men be sure to rinse thoroughly. 18/05/12 20:24:44 |
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"Get your Pips out for the lads." 13/05/12 20:20:53 |
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11/04/12 22:43:56 |
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"Yikes! Scooby Doo, Where are you?" 08/04/12 11:20:55 |
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"And in at Number 1, The Gorrilaz" 06/04/12 20:03:24 |
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06/04/12 19:43:50 |
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80 days later and Willy Fogg still hasn't reached the petrol forecourt. 01/04/12 21:20:06 |
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As he got older, rock and roll gave way to sausage roll. 31/03/12 11:05:09 |
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27/03/12 21:40:03 |
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This is the story of the little Dutch boy who stuck his finger in the dyke.... 26/03/12 20:30:50 |
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Wish I had used this one on the lycra suit caption.
9:52pm
comment on caption:
Unexpected item in the baggage area. [Lisa Nelson]
The bowler's Holding.
8:11pm
comment on caption:
"....the batsman's Willy..." [Lisa Nelson]
They are the exact words in full, I just thought as its such a well known faux pas that it worked o.k. in part. What do you think?
Ahghh! Always second guessing myself these days.
8:17pm
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"....the batsman's Willy..." [Lisa Nelson]
I think it's great. It deserves more votes IMO but maybe it's an age thing.
We've got an "African" themed fancy dress at work next week, and in our team meeting when I mentioned "Um Bongo" I got a lot of blank looks, and some of our team are older than I am!
By the way, suggestions are welcome.
8:44pm
comment on caption:
"....the batsman's Willy..." [Lisa Nelson]
I cant help thinking that an African themed fancy dress party is a cheap excuse for not laying on a buffet.
9:27pm
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"....the batsman's Willy..." [Lisa Nelson]
Lol You couldn't write this stuff: One of our team said "Africans like fish, we could have a fuddle" (I'd never heard the phrase until a few months ago. I think it's an alliteration of "food-huddle", meaning 'everyone brings some food in'). So they think we'll bring in some FISH, and leave it on our desks for people to help themselves to? With our air-conditioning? Are they mad???
I'd quite happily engage a couple of our team in "discussing Uganda", but I don't think they'd see the funny side.
9:35pm
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"....the batsman's Willy..." [Lisa Nelson]
I recall a scene in 'Spaced' where Simon Pegg is quoting the Kia Ora advert to the thug who wrongly thinks he has drugs to sell.
Paul, I feel your pain, I fear that any fluctuation from authentic African culture will result in a back lash. One side of me screams an ostrich suit, Bernie Clifton style, and the tiny, sensible part says Egyptian. Job done!
Can I come and we can do the Um Bongo up and down the corridors in our ostrich suits. lol
10:23pm
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"....the batsman's Willy..." [Lisa Nelson]
Please do! There may be only me and you laughing, on our way to JobCentre Plus, but what a memory!
10:55pm
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"....the batsman's Willy..." [Lisa Nelson]
If I may join the conversation ... my friend from S. Africa often has a braai - an African BBQ - & there's always lots of meat espcecially weird spicy stuff eg spicy sausages. Google braai & you're bound to get ideas.
4:46am
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"....the batsman's Willy..." [Lisa Nelson]
Paul, what a fantasic idyll that is.
Chris, I like the recipe ideas, Biltong, which is a bit like beef jerky and Bunny Chow is good. Its a loaf of bread hollowed out with curry in the middle. Yum.You can come too Chris. Lets have the party here. lol
10:19am
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"....the batsman's Willy..." [Lisa Nelson]