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I'd say it was a path well trodden
10:34pm
comment on caption:
"Tell me again. Who was in the back seat with Mary Hinge?" [Willie Johnson]
Oh my lord. I wonder who it could be.
12:09am
comment on caption:
"Tell me again. Who was in the back seat with Mary Hinge?" [Willie Johnson]
There's no plastic toy in it either
10:03am
comment on caption:
"Why do we always have to get the cheap cereal?" [Willie Johnson]
If there was, would it affect the taste?
10:07am
comment on caption:
"Why do we always have to get the cheap cereal?" [Willie Johnson]
Erased mine Cap Auth, as I hate repeated jokes and wouldn't want it to get any more votes. Genuinely missed the common punchline in yours, I must have got distracted by the 'mud puppy'.
9:19pm
comment on caption:
"What alligator? There's no alligator, I'm just walking my mud puppy." [Willie Johnson]
There's got to be an easier way to perform a vasectomy.
10:43pm
comment on caption:
"Almost set up. Now be sure to tell us if you hear anything once we hook up the wire to your testicles."
"Say what?" [Willie Johnson]
"Are you sure you weren't going to discuss Neon instead of Oxygen and Nitrogen (FeLiNe)?"
"No, it's ON for today."
8:27pm
comment on caption:
"Today, we'll be talking about the element Iron, as well as Lithium, Oxygen and Nitrogen. That's why we've got a Fe LiON with us today." [Willie Johnson]
If this isn't the ultimate irony I don't know what is. I clicked twice because nothing happened the first time.
7:46pm
comment on caption:
What? An error message when I click "add caption"?
"ERR_CONNECTION_TIMED_OUT" and "ERR_CONNECTION_REFUSED"?
Why don't YOU: "Try: Checking the connection" between your neck and head?
I know it says "This site can’t be reached" but my caption will be there when I sign off and on again. You're not going to fool me into submitting multiple captions like 18:11:34,17:22:17, 16:25:42, 16:25:21, 16:24:58 and 16:24:48 probably did.
(Nod to 18:11:34,17:22:17, 16:25:42, 16:25:21, 16:24:58 and 16:24:48)
(* Never mind, if all this is cleared up by the time this gets posted. The author of this caption hasn't had his coffee yet.) [Willie Johnson]
Maybe it's because I wanted it personally delivered?
8:49am
comment on caption:
I don't know why she won't let me buy two heads of cabbage and three large collard greens. [Willie Johnson]
Did you end up in a sticky situation? How did the sheep feel?
I bet it led to some expensive counselling sessions for the sheep. Never mind the trauma of being sheared, but being butt fucked?
And why's it always the furred cute ones that have complexes or need therapy sessions?
Nobody says my tarantula or my gecko has mental health issues...
7:57am
comment on caption:
Never get superglue mixed up with lubricant. Don’t ask me how I know. [Willie Johnson]