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Puppy farm owner thinks maybe we shouldnt have sold all the female dogs.
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Tony S Vote score: 1719Tony S

Puppy farm owner thinks maybe we shouldn't have sold all the female dogs.

Fri 8:30:47

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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14868Vanessa the Guesser

Doggy style just wasn't doing it for Tiddles.

Fri 8:19:20

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5241Al Overy

Marmalade loved a bit of ruff.

Fri 8:16:18

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12169The Wolf

It was certainly taboo, but anything goes when you're talking about Sheba from Doncaster.

Fri 8:11:12

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2652Willie Johnson

"I don't understand this leapfrog thing. I want to try again but I can't get off."
"Uh, I think you just did."

Fri 9:01:11

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14868Vanessa the Guesser

"That'll do? Well, no it won't actually. And whilst we're on the subject, your PlusNet is shit and I don't rate your teabags."

Fri 8:26:52

 
Tony S Vote score: 1719Tony S

A dodgy tackle in the annual dogs v cats rugby match

Fri 8:18:15

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14323Dave Bryan

''Why don't you lie on your back, Rex, and I'll go on top of you.''

''Sorry, Kitty, you can't teach an old dog new tricks.''

Fri 8:15:56

 
Tony S Vote score: 1719Tony S

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Hope it's used in the right context for the grammar experts as it's the first time I have ever used one in a caption

Fri 8:15:10

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I think it's spelled wrong. --Willie Johnson
The Wolf Vote score: 12169The Wolf

Petflix and chill.

Fri 8:25:33

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12169The Wolf

"My name's Mittens by the way"

Fri 8:03:33

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But, of course! --Al Overy
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16001Stephen Bean

Sleeping with the Enemy

Fri 8:00:05

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 330SnapDragon D

I'll never understand the rules of taxidermy.

Fri 18:28:44

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5760Karyn Harrison

"I asked for a Mars Bar, not a Yorkie!"

Fri 16:00:49

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Must belong to Marianne Faithful. --John Glover
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11815Neil Mackenzie

Mr Humphries please get your dog off my pussy.
Sorry Mrs Slocombe I don’t know how he got in the back door?

Fri 11:00:08

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2959Mark Wilson

The pets hated having to get involved in her "fun" Insta pic's

Fri 10:26:26

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11592Mr Dome

After spending all day stuck up a tree, Marmalade was glad to feel terrier firma

Fri 8:55:25

 
Molly R Vote score: 2775Molly R

"When you've finished, you can clean the dishes and take the rubbish out."

Fri 8:30:23

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12169The Wolf

"Not that one Dave. It's not your birthday"

Fri 8:18:58

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14323Dave Bryan

Top breeders don't recommend it.

Fri 8:03:34

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 192Nina Dutton

“I think it’s about time we discussed the birds and bees with little Max.”

Fri 8:01:31

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5241Al Overy

Close Encounters of the Recycled Superglue.

Fri 8:01:27

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5241Al Overy

Since Fluffy lost the use of her back legs, Rex has helped her walk everywhere. It seems to stabilise his Parkinson's as well.

Fri 8:01:02

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16001Stephen Bean

The growl and the pussy cat

Fri 8:00:28

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12169The Wolf

And it's a huge relief for Mitsy after a neutered dog kindly stops her from choking by performing the heimlich manoeuvre.

Fri 8:00:21

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5227Lucky Elperro

Yorkshire terrorer.

Fri 18:29:18

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Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5227Lucky Elperro

Lenny Henry's dog takes full advantage of the bended-knee sentiment with Lily Alan's cat.

Fri 17:56:12

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5227Lucky Elperro

"I thought you said the vet had removed his cataracts?"

Fri 17:50:23

 
HaHaHa YouLie Vote score: 16HaHaHa YouLie

"Hmm... she doesn't move much. Should have bought her one more round of catnip."

Fri 17:13:45

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 330SnapDragon D

When you only have 9 lives, why not live a little?

Fri 13:26:06

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21514John Glover

"Was your little dog easy to train?"
"Yes, watch this. Englebert, hump Adink."

Fri 13:00:12

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 872Ellen Duncalf

Gimme a break. This lockdown has affected me too.

Fri 10:54:59

 
Guideaux . Vote score: 2331Guideaux .

The Praying Mantis is not the only animal that can snap off and eat the head of it's mating partner.

Fri 10:54:30

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11815Neil Mackenzie

The cat thinks those dreamies I ate must of been bad.

Fri 10:51:41

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2892GeeDee

Feline horny

Fri 10:24:27

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Mark Wilson Vote score: 2959Mark Wilson

Umm, so did you watch the fight on the weekend Dave?

Yeah,yeah and the game afterwards, Ben

Fri 9:33:01

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8308James Lennox

Whiskers finds he gets lucky 8 out of 10 times.

Fri 9:29:45

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12169The Wolf

"I'm just warming her up for the Great Dane..."

Fri 8:54:28

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7478Vivvy En

"They asked us to 'Try and be mates', Randy. That's not what they meant. If you value life you'll stop now and never mention this again."

Fri 8:51:25

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11592Mr Dome

Do you like your new lipstip darling?

Fri 8:46:58

 
Tony S Vote score: 1719Tony S

When her friends set her up on a blind date she was expecting a guide dog.

Fri 8:27:51

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20663Troompa Loompa

A dog trying to hump a cat.

Fri 8:26:54

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The anon in question is the same person who’s riled up some recent comment threads. Please back off, Mr anon. This site isn’t the place to take unsolicited swipes at others. Thank you to the caption author for responding in such a ... --Chris Beach
Tony S Vote score: 1719Tony S

Don't go tiddles, after you I know it will be me. That old lady who swallowed a fly will never learn.

Fri 8:22:06

 
Tony S Vote score: 1719Tony S

Cat racing was very popular but when they banned the whip and the jockey had to find new ways to make them run faster it became weird.

Fri 8:09:51

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7903Glyn Evans

As purr, now that you've come, you're gonna have a cat nap.

Fri 8:09:43

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2652Willie Johnson

The Hump Back of No-you-don't.

Fri 8:09:09

 
Tony S Vote score: 1719Tony S

On Animal-dating.com the cats profile said she liked doggy and the dogs said he wanted pussy, so they seemed a perfect match.

Fri 8:06:29

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 192Nina Dutton

Take a break, have a kitty cat.

Fri 8:02:37

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5241Al Overy

Puppy Love

Fri 8:02:09

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5241Al Overy

The Puppy's Mew Adventures

Fri 8:00:18

 
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