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Mark Wilson Vote score: 710Mark Wilson

I'm not liking the look on that chicken now it's defrosted

17/03/20 17:57:45

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4906James Lennox

My dog's just like me, he prefers it when somebody else licks his balls.

17/03/20 15:19:20

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4105Karyn Harrison

Owner self-isolating? No more walkies? Why not take up yoga?

17/03/20 12:10:58

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1180Willie Johnson

If I could do that, I'd never leave my house.

Come to think of it I never leave my house anyway.

17/03/20 16:27:09

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You may have started a trend. --Scrijjy Doo
Rachel P Vote score: 1010Rachel P

"Let the belly rubs commence!"

17/03/20 13:43:36

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1010Rachel P

Ruff & Tumble

17/03/20 12:48:00

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17102Troompa Loompa

The vet's diagnosis was Upside Down's Syndrome.

17/03/20 12:33:26

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4105Karyn Harrison

"He's from Barcelona!"

17/03/20 12:20:16

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21538Ian Skelding

"Sorry Buster, no can do, we've ran out of toilet paper."

17/03/20 12:35:56

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7855Stephen Bean

"Every time he barks, he falls asleep. The vet says he's suffering from bark-olepsy."

17/03/20 12:04:26

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3409Stu Dent

This is the way it's been since he ate the remote control.

17/03/20 19:12:40

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10168Neil Mackenzie

She had been warned no paw prints on the Sofa.

17/03/20 17:38:49

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1180Willie Johnson

Otto(man)erotic.

17/03/20 16:34:45

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1180Willie Johnson

So much for social distancing.

17/03/20 16:30:16

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4105Karyn Harrison

Mad Max

17/03/20 12:59:43

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17102Troompa Loompa

Arse Rover Tit.

17/03/20 12:37:29

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8932Mr Dome

Down underdog

17/03/20 12:34:32

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5359Paul Reeve

“Dave, It’s bad enough that YOUR bloody dog is aiming farts at me, but the fact that the little shit is grinning as he does it, is really pissing me off.”

17/03/20 12:23:07

 
Mark England Vote score: 16027Mark England

Downward Dog?

17/03/20 12:18:44

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30967Tony Edwards

Scooby-Guru

17/03/20 12:17:19

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7981Dave Bryan

''We've only had him three months and he already seems part of the furniture.''

17/03/20 12:11:28

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20114John Glover

"Wendy, Frodo has nicked your mother's triple gin and tonic again!"

17/03/20 12:11:10

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6632The Wolf

This week on unusual sports...Dog Boxing (for those dogs that have been ran over by a tractor).

17/03/20 12:05:32

 
saralee burton saralee burton

when trying out a new karma sutra position Fred farted and knocked himself out

Mon 14:28:54

 
Marc W Marc W

Dave Dave, get the lighter!!! I gotta fart!!!!

24/03/20 13:40:24

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 349Gavin Smithers

The Dogs' Trust hopes the economy can avoid an uncomfortable hard landing.

17/03/20 23:54:51

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 349Gavin Smithers

Self-isolation can lead to acute loneliness, vets warn.

17/03/20 23:52:49

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1897Scrijjy Doo

Barkalounger

17/03/20 23:15:24

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4221Lucky Elperro

Dave, Dave, when you teach your dog tricks it's not supposed to be with a ping pong ball!

17/03/20 23:11:12

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1180Willie Johnson

A roll in the 'hey get off my couch'.

17/03/20 16:32:05

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1897Scrijjy Doo

So why did you name your dog "69"?

17/03/20 15:52:19

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14346Dan Nicholls

Mmm, that's it babe now, smile!

17/03/20 15:02:20

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14346Dan Nicholls

Quick, give him a hair of the dog

17/03/20 15:01:33

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8932Mr Dome

Fido's running jump into the sofa did nothing to free an upside down Buster

17/03/20 14:32:01

 
Dev B Vote score: 541Dev B

Bummersault

17/03/20 14:07:39

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5242Vivvy En

Curvid-19? My head's all over the place.

17/03/20 12:53:34

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10854Vanessa the Guesser

Dog tired

17/03/20 12:29:19

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6344Hercules Rockefeller

"Christ, Felix, you had me utterly mortified for a few moments there when you said you had him put to sleep."

17/03/20 12:07:28

 
Molly R Vote score: 1499Molly R

"Yes, I do encourage my dogs to mate, for the sake of selling puppies - but I think they're bored with doing it doggy-style."

17/03/20 12:05:11

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6270Glyn Evans

Rex must have been a tortoise in another life

17/03/20 12:04:02

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6632The Wolf

"Dave, can we get the dog neutered? He's started looking up my skirt now..."

17/03/20 12:02:03

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Don't worry, he's only pup skirting. --Dave Bryan
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7855Stephen Bean

"I know I should let sleeping dogs lie, but it's MY F*CKING SEAT!"

17/03/20 12:00:36

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4105Karyn Harrison

"Alright Chris I'll do it, but you're putting me in a very awkward position here."

17/03/20 12:00:10

 
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