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Mr Dome  Vote score: 10332Mr Dome

A typical Sunday morning in Newcastle

17/11/19 8:37:16

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Everyday lol --Jack Joyce
Generic RedHead Vote score: 705Generic RedHead

100m pub crawl.

17/11/19 8:28:53

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1919Willie Johnson

Don't you just hate it when someone shows up wearing the same thing as you?

17/11/19 8:42:37

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4568Stu Dent

Who's idea was it to book venice for the stag weekend

17/11/19 8:33:58

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2565Trace Sarge

The buoys are back in town

17/11/19 9:50:18

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Favorite group of all time. Thin Lizzy. Thank you. --Willie Johnson
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10332Mr Dome

Prince William was just checking the crown jewels

17/11/19 8:35:51

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9613Chris Keegan

Reports suggest that the folk of Yorkshire are adapting well to areas of serious flooding.

17/11/19 8:07:08

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Kerb crawlers

17/11/19 8:00:10

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

"I don't know whats in that dip pool but its removed the spray tan off our feet"

17/11/19 8:18:56

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7158Hercules Rockefeller

"Right, now where's the nearest dive bar?"

17/11/19 8:00:50

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

After the ban on yellow vests, the protesters took advantage of the loophole and returned as yellow underwear protesters.

17/11/19 16:16:32

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12516Stephen Bean

Yellow prick road

17/11/19 10:04:44

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11117Neil Mackenzie

Number two was happy with the width but concerned about the length.

17/11/19 9:48:07

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6461James Lennox

Canary smugglers

17/11/19 8:42:30

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9613Chris Keegan

With Tom having misread the poster I can't help but feel they're going to be somewhat disappointed when they walk into Slimmers World.

17/11/19 8:39:17

 
Mark England Vote score: 17429Mark England

"Hey lads. When that women walked past I got a sneaky breast stroke"

17/11/19 8:07:25

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11831Dave Bryan

I can't place the three blokes but that bike rings a bell.

17/11/19 8:04:01

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 409Gavin Smithers

Oranges and Lemons on the way to the Old Bailey

17/11/19 19:32:05

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5104Karyn Harrison

"Ok Dave, now it's your turn to look out for the dog poo!"

17/11/19 18:14:22

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2814Scrijjy Doo

All we need are some brown shoes.

17/11/19 13:02:48

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5054Kenny Ireland

Trunk road.

17/11/19 11:36:04

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11831Dave Bryan

''Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?''

On reflection I shouldn't have posted this caption. I thought I was doing the honourable thing for the site at the time but I realise now that I've let the side down.

17/11/19 8:53:11

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Looks like they forgot to take the banana out of the pocket before they put their shorts in the washing machine. --Willie Johnson
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1919Willie Johnson

I think someone is over dressed.

17/11/19 8:51:23

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6461James Lennox

Hear no evil and See no evil decided Do no evil was a better conversationalist than his predecessor.

17/11/19 8:20:31

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7022Glyn Evans

The changing of the Guards.

17/11/19 8:14:55

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13418Vanessa the Guesser

A true professional always practices his stroke.

17/11/19 8:00:26

 
Davie Marshall Vote score: 712Davie Marshall

In an attempt to sex up the role, Severn Trent unveil the new uniform of the sewage worker.

23/11/19 9:31:05

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 409Gavin Smithers

Cricket Australia insists that Smith, Warner and Bancroft no longer carry sandpaper to matches.

17/11/19 23:41:11

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10332Mr Dome

- Dave?
- No, it's 'David'!! - oh come aaaaan guys - David Schwimmer

17/11/19 19:39:16

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6217Greg Curtis

"And here they are, 6 months after eating salads without dressing."

17/11/19 11:46:18

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5054Kenny Ireland

Are they off to Canary Wharf ?

17/11/19 11:41:19

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5054Kenny Ireland

Beach Boys.

17/11/19 11:10:40

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

"You just had to bring the snorkel"

17/11/19 10:16:07

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1919Willie Johnson

As soon as they realized they were in the wrong country, the Three Amigos were on their way to Ukraine to shake down Zelenskiy.

17/11/19 9:25:19

 
stone face Vote score: 8291stone face

The guy on the right is doing the front stroke..

17/11/19 9:10:09

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1919Willie Johnson

(*Hushed voice of announcer*)
"We've secretly replaced the goggles of they swimmer in back with blinders. Let's see if he notices."

17/11/19 9:04:10

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7022Glyn Evans

They've been hanging out with one another for a while. They've become synchronized.

17/11/19 8:38:28

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11831Dave Bryan

Delegates begin to assemble for the annual Lifeguards' Convention.

17/11/19 8:37:22

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6461James Lennox

Baywatch UK sucks.

17/11/19 8:34:17

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7022Glyn Evans

"Looking back, on the track, for a little green bag, Gotta find, just the kind or I'm losing my mind..."

17/11/19 8:23:26

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

"alright me old cocker"

17/11/19 8:11:09

 
Mark England Vote score: 17429Mark England

UK villagers prepare themselves when government issue flood warnings

17/11/19 8:04:59

 
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