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They say if youre young and slim enough, you can wear anything and it looks good on you.     This is proof that its not true.
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Willie Johnson Vote score: 1461Willie Johnson

They say if you're young and slim enough, you can wear anything and it looks good on you.

This is proof that it's not true.

25/06/20 8:48:07

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4680Kenny Ireland

"You will need these for the glass ceiling".

25/06/20 12:09:47

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9557Dave Bryan

''Decide which outfits you like best, ladies, then take your pick.''

25/06/20 8:05:47

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"I pick anything but one of these three." --Willie Johnson
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9926Stephen Bean

I thought the one on the left was my wife and she and her two designer friends wanted me to see if I liked the taste of their new range of liquorice clothing. Then I woke up and remembered I was a captioneer.

25/06/20 8:09:14

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Darn that captioneer instinct. Did you wake up because subconsciously you knew it was 8 o'clock?  --Glyn Evans
alexandra ball Vote score: 400alexandra ball

We don't get out of bed for less than £20.

25/06/20 23:03:04

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22184Ian Skelding

"Reminds me, I must get some liquorice allsorts on the way home."

25/06/20 9:07:24

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14905Dan Nicholls

Charlie's Angle Grinders

25/06/20 8:37:11

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14905Dan Nicholls

Brace yourselves ladies, here comes the 70s.

25/06/20 8:36:11

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9557Dave Bryan

''Working a long way below the surface doesn't bother us. In fact, we can't wait to get shafted.''

25/06/20 8:30:30

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9926Stephen Bean

Liquorice allskirts

25/06/20 10:56:54

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The girls love taking head. --Flo .
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9582Mr Dome

Triple art bypass

25/06/20 8:55:18

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 990Stephen Graham

The finalists in the 1978 National Union of Miners Beauty Competition. From left to right, Dave, Brian and John.

25/06/20 8:21:01

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5530James Lennox

Diana Rigg and her look-alike pose with someone who isn't Diana Rigg's look-alike.

25/06/20 8:05:04

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8821Chris Keegan

Quant essential

25/06/20 8:01:10

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 409Gavin Smithers

BA cabin crew accept 20% cuts.

25/06/20 22:28:52

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 409Gavin Smithers

The post-Covid British construction industry.

25/06/20 22:27:29

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 950Sam Cass

The Beetles.

25/06/20 16:09:57

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2242Scrijjy Doo

Police reform may have gone a little too far.

25/06/20 15:37:04

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10666Neil Mackenzie

The WLM designer was accused of racism and told he would never work again. Until he clarified that WLM didn’t stand for White Life’s Matter, but it stood for White Lines Matter.

25/06/20 14:11:46

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OR Wives Lives Matter.......WHAT am I saying?? --Flo .
John  Glover Vote score: 20538John Glover

"Hey girls, after this, coming to Marks and Spencers there's a great sale on."

25/06/20 13:05:36

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4680Kenny Ireland

Model builders.

( not Airfix )

25/06/20 12:06:53

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18693Troompa Loompa

"We'll have to dress appropriately for how hot it will be down the mine. What do you think?"

"In the 60s"

25/06/20 9:56:43

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31769Tony Edwards

The idea of returning to 60's fashion is just old hat.

25/06/20 9:26:26

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1229Mark Wilson

So during lockdown we decided to start our own fashion brand

25/06/20 9:21:59

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1727Rachel P

If the ladies refuse to change, the men will down tools!

25/06/20 9:17:21

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14905Dan Nicholls

There you go ladies, now you will fit right in on the building site.

25/06/20 8:35:33

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8821Chris Keegan

Sorry girls, when I said it was a 60's party it's for the Wetherby Women's Institute

25/06/20 8:34:03

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9557Dave Bryan

''Where are your Davy lamps?''

''Dave forgot to bring them.''

25/06/20 8:13:56

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11962Vanessa the Guesser

"Give us your f-cking Armani!" shouted Bob Geldof.

25/06/20 8:13:06

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6706Hercules Rockefeller

Women at Work

25/06/20 8:07:54

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5530James Lennox

Fashion Week on the Death Star.

25/06/20 8:02:35

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3971Stu Dent

The kind of girl's you meet in White Hat Lane

25/06/20 8:01:57

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3971Stu Dent

stop staring thay a only miner's

25/06/20 8:00:16

 
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