They say if you're young and slim enough, you can wear anything and it looks good on you.

This is proof that it's not true.

25/06/20 7:48:07

clever

"You will need these for the glass ceiling".

25/06/20 11:09:47

''Decide which outfits you like best, ladies, then take your pick.''

25/06/20 7:05:47

I thought the one on the left was my wife and she and her two designer friends wanted me to see if I liked the taste of their new range of liquorice clothing. Then I woke up and remembered I was a captioneer.

25/06/20 7:09:14

We don't get out of bed for less than £20.

25/06/20 22:03:04

"Reminds me, I must get some liquorice allsorts on the way home."

25/06/20 8:07:24

Charlie's Angle Grinders

25/06/20 7:37:11

Brace yourselves ladies, here comes the 70s.

25/06/20 7:36:11

''Working a long way below the surface doesn't bother us. In fact, we can't wait to get shafted.''

25/06/20 7:30:30

Liquorice allskirts

25/06/20 9:56:54

Triple art bypass

25/06/20 7:55:18

The finalists in the 1978 National Union of Miners Beauty Competition. From left to right, Dave, Brian and John.

25/06/20 7:21:01

Diana Rigg and her look-alike pose with someone who isn't Diana Rigg's look-alike.

25/06/20 7:05:04

Quant essential

25/06/20 7:01:10

BA cabin crew accept 20% cuts.

25/06/20 21:28:52

The post-Covid British construction industry.

25/06/20 21:27:29

The Beetles.

25/06/20 15:09:57

Police reform may have gone a little too far.

25/06/20 14:37:04

The WLM designer was accused of racism and told he would never work again. Until he clarified that WLM didn’t stand for White Life’s Matter, but it stood for White Lines Matter.

25/06/20 13:11:46

"Hey girls, after this, coming to Marks and Spencers there's a great sale on."

25/06/20 12:05:36

Model builders.

( not Airfix )

25/06/20 11:06:53

"We'll have to dress appropriately for how hot it will be down the mine. What do you think?"

"In the 60s"

25/06/20 8:56:43

The idea of returning to 60's fashion is just old hat.

25/06/20 8:26:26

So during lockdown we decided to start our own fashion brand

25/06/20 8:21:59

If the ladies refuse to change, the men will down tools!

25/06/20 8:17:21

There you go ladies, now you will fit right in on the building site.

25/06/20 7:35:33

Sorry girls, when I said it was a 60's party it's for the Wetherby Women's Institute

25/06/20 7:34:03

''Where are your Davy lamps?''

''Dave forgot to bring them.''

25/06/20 7:13:56

"Give us your f-cking Armani!" shouted Bob Geldof.

25/06/20 7:13:06

Women at Work

25/06/20 7:07:54

Fashion Week on the Death Star.

25/06/20 7:02:35

The kind of girl's you meet in White Hat Lane

25/06/20 7:01:57

stop staring thay a only miner's

25/06/20 7:00:16