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Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6563Hercules Rockefeller

50 Shades of Neigh

09/05/20 20:03:57

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And 50 shades of NAY. --Willie Johnson
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17985Troompa Loompa

Sexual Inter-horse

09/05/20 20:24:47

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"enter-horse" maybe? Nice caption. --Willie Johnson
James Lennox Vote score: 5306James Lennox

As far as sexual positions go, the reverse cowboy is one of the trickiest.

09/05/20 20:42:11

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 481Charles Gilbert

That's not whispering...

10/05/20 6:58:15

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1355Willie Johnson

Of all the horses, he had to pick the one with narcolepsy.

09/05/20 20:19:02

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5306James Lennox

So that's why the odds were 1 to 100.

09/05/20 20:51:00

 
Mark England Vote score: 16482Mark England

"Dave, I said saddle, not straddle!"

09/05/20 20:09:21

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5690C CaMel

Dead Rum

09/05/20 21:34:33

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17985Troompa Loompa

"At least buy me a sugar lump first!"

09/05/20 20:47:56

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31384Tony Edwards

Park and ride

09/05/20 21:35:38

 
stone face Vote score: 7415stone face

"Am sorry , I can't come in work today...Am feeling a little horse."

09/05/20 20:38:22

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5017Chris Halliwell

I'm not sure he understands what mounting a horse means.

09/05/20 20:01:20

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 387Gavin Smithers

Brokeback Mounting

09/05/20 23:31:50

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4447Lucky Elperro

And now we know why, the long face.

09/05/20 20:10:50

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8381Chris Keegan

Alberto had aspirations of being a successful jockey, sadly it all went belly up.

09/05/20 20:00:35

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3192Crunchy Chords

Dear James,

Thanks for the gift of the Kaimanawa horse. I'm sure I'll soon get the knack for New Zealand riding.

09/05/20 20:00:09

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That's nothing. You should see the way we ride sheep. --James Lennox
C CaMel Vote score: 5690C CaMel

Centaur of attention.

10/05/20 12:06:23

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17985Troompa Loompa

Red Bum
Nod to 21:34:33

10/05/20 0:13:35

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5690C CaMel

'You can lead a horse to water, but they're shit at judo.'

09/05/20 23:33:02

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31384Tony Edwards

"This is not the usual way I get my height measured!"

09/05/20 22:24:12

 
Mark England Vote score: 16482Mark England

He tried horse whispering but it didn't work. Meet 'The Horse Wrestler'

09/05/20 21:22:48

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1456Rachel P

Ponygraphy

09/05/20 21:07:38

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31384Tony Edwards

Someone's had too much White Horse (whisky).

09/05/20 21:05:07

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8381Chris Keegan

"OK, I think I've worked it out. Your horse is clearly un-stable"

09/05/20 21:01:38

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5920Tosser Wivlov

When I said I needed a horse for a funeral....

09/05/20 20:56:00

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5920Tosser Wivlov

You fool! When I said break him.........

09/05/20 20:53:47

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17985Troompa Loompa

Show Humping

09/05/20 20:51:06

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3717Stu Dent

The Italian Stallion

09/05/20 20:42:35

 
stone face Vote score: 7415stone face

The Gland National

09/05/20 20:35:10

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Winner circle! --Scrijjy Doo
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21913Ian Skelding

"Are you going to do this furlong?"

09/05/20 20:34:52

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4447Lucky Elperro

So that's why they call you 'trigger', said the horse.

09/05/20 20:10:25

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11477Vanessa the Guesser

"Ooh yeah baby, glorious good wood"

09/05/20 20:05:38

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8381Chris Keegan

"Dave, when I said make sure you back the favourite..."

09/05/20 20:04:45

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1456Rachel P

Horse back riding

09/05/20 20:04:41

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He's doing it wrong. --Scrijjy Doo
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6491Glyn Evans

Buck Norris

09/05/20 20:01:49

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6491Glyn Evans

"I am an almighty warrior. Look at how I dominate my horse"

"Really?"

09/05/20 20:01:10

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11579 Smuldo

The KenFucky Derby.

09/05/20 20:00:43

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 949Mark Wilson

Horse on deck technique as they say in Germany

10/05/20 11:34:22

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1355Willie Johnson

He was about to find out how long a horse's erect p@n!s really is.

10/05/20 9:30:33

 
Woofer 6 Vote score: 87Woofer 6

Bonkey Derby.

10/05/20 8:42:43

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6086Greg Curtis

"It started with a massage; I didn't plan on the sex."

10/05/20 4:16:08

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9378Mr Dome

The horse breeding centaur

10/05/20 4:04:26

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2089Scrijjy Doo

Everyone loves paté, but no one wants to see how it's made.

10/05/20 3:33:38

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2089Scrijjy Doo

The Horse Kisserer

10/05/20 3:17:49

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2089Scrijjy Doo

Driving Daisy

10/05/20 1:15:53

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8381Chris Keegan

"No Pete, when you said you wanted to buy a horse for your daughter I didn't say it depends on thighs!"

09/05/20 23:46:47

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20315John Glover

"Call the vet, this horse is f#cked."

09/05/20 22:39:11

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8381Chris Keegan

"When I said you will need a leg up..."

09/05/20 21:50:39

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31384Tony Edwards

Horse d'oeuvre

09/05/20 21:28:11

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11477Vanessa the Guesser

"Fancy a bit?"

09/05/20 21:19:43

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10547Neil Mackenzie

The chastity belt had forelocks on.

09/05/20 20:58:23

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17985Troompa Loompa

A roll in the hay.

09/05/20 20:53:39

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1349Karen Oakenfull

“Giddy up giddy up!” Demanded “Dimlo Dave” on his first riding lesson.

09/05/20 20:41:19

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17985Troompa Loompa

Jump Jockey

09/05/20 20:37:17

 
Mark England Vote score: 16482Mark England

Little did he know that behind him watching, was a member of the R.S.P.C.A, who was cunningly disguised as a.. er...llama-bush

09/05/20 20:21:20

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11477Vanessa the Guesser

Phwoar Horse

09/05/20 20:19:07

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1355Willie Johnson

"You tried a back flip again? When are you going to learn? Horses can't do that."

09/05/20 20:18:11

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5592Vivvy En

I think he's dogging a dead horse

09/05/20 20:13:10

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10547Neil Mackenzie

He always lies down when it reins.

09/05/20 20:11:56

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10547Neil Mackenzie

A misspelling of Chiropractor meant they ended up with a Cairo Actor.

09/05/20 20:10:46

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4447Lucky Elperro

It had thought that Shergar had been machine gunned by the IRA; but the truth was worse, much, much worse.

09/05/20 20:10:00

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21913Ian Skelding

GGPR

09/05/20 20:05:18

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9165Stephen Bean

,ɥƃᴉǝN,

09/05/20 20:01:51

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˙sı ʇɐɥʇ 'uʍop ǝpısdn sɹǝʇʇǝן ǝɥʇ buıuɹnʇ uɐǝɯ ı ɥO ¿ʇɐɥʇ op noʎ op ʍoH --Willie Johnson
C CaMel Vote score: 5690C CaMel

The Nag's Dead

09/05/20 20:01:48

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3192Crunchy Chords

"No... Still no..."

It may be slightly bigger but it's still hard to find.

09/05/20 20:00:56

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11477Vanessa the Guesser

"I told you, no Aintree!"

09/05/20 20:00:37

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6491Glyn Evans

"They shoot horses, don't they?"

09/05/20 20:00:22

 
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