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"Yep, I can get it out OK, but if you dont mind me asking, how long has your wife been down there?"
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James Lennox Vote score: 8976James Lennox

"Yep, I can get it out OK, but if you don't mind me asking, how long has your wife been down there?"

10/07/21 8:00:50

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"Not long enough," said Mr Wolf. "Another half an hour and I'll have finished bathing her."(Nods to Molly and The Wolf in the Forum) --Stephen Bean
Al Overy Vote score: 6851Al Overy

Pool Car

10/07/21 8:00:06

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

"As this is your 1st day working for us as a parking attendant we're going to throw you in at the deep end."

10/07/21 8:11:12

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Maybe "throw" rather than "through". --Molly R
The Wolf Vote score: 13282The Wolf

"Mate, you can't park your crane there"

10/07/21 8:40:24

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8539Hercules Rockefeller

"Alright, everybody, remember where we parked."

10/07/21 8:16:24

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2961Willie Johnson

"I admire your parking job. That's a tight squeeze."

10/07/21 9:14:53

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13282The Wolf

"Don't leave your dog in the car when it's hot", people say. And "Don't leave your dog in the car, and then drive your car into a swimming pool to keep your dog cool when it's hot", they also say. You can't win.

10/07/21 8:51:26

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

The new hydro powered cars are incredibly environmentally friendly if somewhat limited in range.

10/07/21 8:37:03

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24907Michael Winner

*RECALCULATING*

10/07/21 8:19:02

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6851Al Overy

"What do you mean you're not buying it because the wipers don't work?"

10/07/21 8:00:54

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17962Stephen Bean

"When I said we should set up a car pool..."

10/07/21 8:00:06

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5353Lucky Elperro

"Well, I know you can put a brick in your toilet cistern to save water, but did you really think this one through?"

10/07/21 11:09:05

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21842John Glover

Morris marina.

10/07/21 13:13:12

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15817Dave Bryan

''Why has your wife parked her car in my pool?''

''Our pool is being cleaned.''

10/07/21 8:31:17

 
Mark England Vote score: 18712Mark England

"Don't worry it's a Sub uru"

10/07/21 8:08:27

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8539Hercules Rockefeller

"There's gotta be an easier way to wash the car."

10/07/21 8:01:27

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8098Vivvy En

"When we bought the apartment we were told there was a water park. The kids are disappointed."

10/07/21 8:56:21

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

"Don't worry dear flooding the engine happens."

10/07/21 8:08:45

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 638Nina Dutton

Carwreck

10/07/21 8:05:01

 
Ryan F Vote score: 138Ryan F

So you don't want the car in the pool ?

No I asked if you carpool to work.

11/07/21 23:35:45

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12004Neil Mackenzie

So Troy how long have you been in love with Morris Marina?

10/07/21 18:36:35

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12004Neil Mackenzie

It's a Volkswagen Polo, not a water Polo. I'll try and get it out for you, chukkas the keys.

10/07/21 18:33:41

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5620Kenny Ireland

"Yes Mr. Barrymore we can get it out OK but I think that the mechanic was fixing the exhaust".

10/07/21 15:31:38

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34339Tony Edwards

Mitsubishi Mirage

10/07/21 9:51:39

 
John Beith Vote score: 262John Beith

'I've brought the crane. Do you want it to the left or right of the car?"

10/07/21 9:18:23

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2961Willie Johnson

"It took a few hours, but we finally figured out why your car won't start. It's flooded."
"Well then, could I get a lift?"

10/07/21 9:11:24

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 581Tiny Alien

New Renault Laguna 10000.2 litre

10/07/21 8:49:37

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 581Tiny Alien

Listen, I don't know how the f*ck she did it!?

10/07/21 8:45:34

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8098Vivvy En

"It's unusual, but as water features go I think it's got some mileage."

10/07/21 8:43:56

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

"When we lost Shamu here at Seaworld I said we should get a humpback not a hatchback."

10/07/21 8:29:59

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1338alexandra ball

That damn Sat nav!

10/07/21 8:29:21

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

"It's not so much you put your car in his swimming pool that has upset the hotel owner it's that you went in off the 10M diving board Tom Daley."

10/07/21 8:14:30

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8297Glyn Evans

"They say this house is haunted by the ghost of Keith Moon..."

10/07/21 8:11:48

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15817Dave Bryan

''Have you moved the car yet, darling?''

''I can't find the quay.''

10/07/21 8:06:58

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6851Al Overy

"Why on earth did you let Aquaman drive?"

10/07/21 8:02:58

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15817Dave Bryan

''The car is quite old but it has very l'eau mileage.''

10/07/21 8:02:12

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 638Nina Dutton

Deep Seat driver

10/07/21 8:00:48

 
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