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“Ahhh Tony, l remember when I was young catching crabs on this beach..” “You’ve got no worries on that front now Hatty”
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John Llamas Vote score: 20225John Llamas

“Ahhh Tony, l remember when I was young catching crabs on this beach..”
“You’ve got no worries on that front now Hatty”

25/11/21 12:06:07

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 17974Dave Bryan

''Your tits are like captioneers in search of bad jokes, darling.''

''What do you mean?''

''One can't be sure how low they will go.''

25/11/21 12:04:46

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At this rate she'll be wearing her boobs as slippers --Glyn Evans
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12755Mr Dome

Bernard can you get my strap on?
I'm not doing that on the beach Mary!

25/11/21 12:05:45

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Go on, let everyone see you display your affection for one another. It's a sure way to make out that you're together.  --Glyn Evans
The Wolf Vote score: 14217The Wolf

"Can you rub some lotion in for me?"

"No way. Seeing those women sunbathing topless has given me my first erection in five years. Don't ruin it."

25/11/21 12:09:20

 
The Wolf Vote score: 14217The Wolf

"Look at her body. Perky boobs, flat stomach, tight buttocks. Do you remember when I looked like that Dave?"

"No"

25/11/21 12:03:49

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 20248Stephen Bean

Feeling old, unfit and unattractive? Sex a thing of the past?

Visit caption.me to meet similar people trying to take their mind off how they can't get laid.

25/11/21 12:00:44

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I'm loving your negging marketing tactics.Usually it's the other way around. "You must be an athletic sexed up stunning shagger. Come join us for a gang bang today. Share the love on caption.medates" --Glyn Evans
Willie Johnson Vote score: 3343Willie Johnson

There's a guy that only dates models. Are you one of them by any chance?

25/11/21 18:34:45

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 7141Greg Curtis

"What you thinking about, Al?"

"...just captions."

25/11/21 13:30:54

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 22101Troompa Loompa

Weather is here, wish you were beautiful.

25/11/21 12:01:53

 
The Wolf Vote score: 14217The Wolf

"That man was so rude. I can't believe he called me a bigot and he doesn't even know me."

"No love, he didn't call you a bigot. He said you had a big gut."

25/11/21 12:33:28

 
The Wolf Vote score: 14217The Wolf

"Do you fancy a Kit Kat chunky?"

"Cheeky bastard. I know we've only got ordinary Kit Kats."

25/11/21 12:25:40

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 22101Troompa Loompa

"I know the Covid has wiped out my sense of smell but I'm still not going to perform cunnilingus."

25/11/21 12:11:21

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 7141Greg Curtis

"...but I could never find 'that just-right moment'......Jack-I'm-pregnant."

25/11/21 13:21:31

 
James Lennox Vote score: 9836James Lennox

After 42 days stranded without food, Thelma and Bert were finally rescued. Sadly, Dave was never found.

25/11/21 13:08:02

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 4327Scrijjy Doo

Someone overcooked the turkey.

25/11/21 13:37:20

 
James Lennox Vote score: 9836James Lennox

"Herb, I think my water broke ... Oh, never mind, it's just urinary incontinence."

25/11/21 13:18:35

 
The Wolf Vote score: 14217The Wolf

"You can't even look at me can you? Your own wife. Is it because I've put weight on?"

"No darling. I love you. I just don't want to watch you whilst you're having a piss."

25/11/21 12:46:24

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8558Vivvy En

"Now he's waving to us, Petunia."
"Maybe it's the gent off table 6, Joe."
Don't be plonkers like Petunia and Joe, call the Coastguard or throw out the nearest spare tyre.

25/11/21 12:21:55

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 11184Chris Keegan

Dave and Julie are on a 18 to 30 stone holiday.

25/11/21 12:06:20

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8950Glyn Evans

"Alfred, why are you staring out into nothingness?"

"I've given up caption.me"

25/11/21 12:02:32

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 20248Stephen Bean

"Why don't we have sex anymore Dave?"

"Have you looked in the mirror recently?"

25/11/21 12:00:16

 
Molly R Vote score: 3185Molly R

"I can't see my little Willie."

25/11/21 12:00:10

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I'm five foot ten and that couldn't be me because that guy's not my dad John. I, Willie am John's son. --Willie Johnson
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