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She took the young Batman under her wing.
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Chris Keegan Vote score: 9476Chris Keegan

She took the young Batman under her wing.

22/01/20 12:07:02

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1888Willie Johnson

I don't care what she is as long as she doesn't perch above my car.

22/01/20 12:39:54

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2565Trace Sarge

♫ I kissed a Gull and I liked it

22/01/20 17:08:44

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10277Mr Dome

Nice parrot tits

22/01/20 12:50:00

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8789The Wolf

"I'm really sorry about this, I shouldn't have had that red bull. Anyway, Doris was a lovely lady and it's an honour to be speaking at her funeral..."

22/01/20 12:12:10

 
Molly R Vote score: 2159Molly R

"So, Icarus, what is your ambition?"

22/01/20 12:00:23

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6991Glyn Evans

"...and now please give a big warm welcome to the CEO of Legion Air."

22/01/20 21:33:22

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11076Neil Mackenzie

Blast why can’t I be Superman? Then I’d be able to see through that cape she’s wearing and ogle her ass.

22/01/20 14:16:57

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20948John Glover

♫ Sing a song of sixpence, a pocket full of rye, five and twenty ... OH, .. shit ...

22/01/20 14:15:52

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

Woof woof woof woof woof
woof woof woooooof woooooof wooof
wooooooooof woooooooof wooooooooooooof
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooof
wof wof wof wof wof wof

and that is how i go on air..

22/01/20 12:06:47

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10277Mr Dome

I like big birds who spread wide

22/01/20 17:50:13

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1974Mark Wilson

Simon has the casting vote.
Will it be cute superhero dancing kids, or woman with big tits dressed as a bird wearing a crash helmet to protect her head from a horny sloth while singing "I Will Survive".

22/01/20 14:53:58

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23088Ian Skelding

"Kelly, the clue's in the title, The Masked Singer."

22/01/20 14:49:25

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2763Scrijjy Doo

Ride of the Valeries

22/01/20 14:17:26

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6513Vivvy En

"It's been lovely but I gotta fly - my chariot awaits"

22/01/20 14:13:47

 
stone face Vote score: 8198stone face

"Well as a half woman/half parrot, am afraid I can't endorse this years environmentally unfriendly show.
It would be against macaw values."

22/01/20 13:16:23

 
stone face Vote score: 8198stone face

After she lost her acceptance speech for best costume design, Susan decided to take to the stage, and just wing it.

22/01/20 13:12:51

 
stone face Vote score: 8198stone face

Don't ask her how high she can fly, it's a soar point.

22/01/20 13:10:10

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10277Mr Dome

- what sort of exotic bird are you, again?
- do I have to keep repeating myself??

22/01/20 12:53:29

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15344Dan Nicholls

At first he wasn't sure when he pulled this bird, but in the end he was gladiator...

22/01/20 12:43:57

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

"I'd just like to Thank whoever rang the bell; it's been a wonderful life".

22/01/20 12:38:09

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2858GeeDee

Is there a Vet in the audience?I've broken my wing.

22/01/20 12:36:14

 
Mark England Vote score: 17415Mark England

"The theme is to dress as a Shakespeare character, who have you come as?"
"Tittus Albatross"
"Ermm...it's a good effort, but I think you'll find that his name is Titus Andronicus"

22/01/20 12:30:20

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1888Willie Johnson

"And this next one is a little number I like to call 'two' ".

(Don't look now, but from where "Batman" is located, he can see ur anus.)

22/01/20 12:24:19

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

Ladies and Gentlemen, Redbull gave me wings

22/01/20 12:11:12

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

oh, she's familiar. I think she was on Gladiators. Was she easy-jet!

22/01/20 12:09:58

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13294Vanessa the Guesser

In flight meals are usually terrible, but those giants chips look tasty.

22/01/20 12:05:53

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

Plight of the Phoenix

22/01/20 12:03:39

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

"If anyone has seen three horsemen, please report to reception. Thank you!"

22/01/20 12:02:00

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32667Tony Edwards

Bodicea

22/01/20 12:01:38

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Someone's taking the Mickarus

22/01/20 12:00:44

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12300Stephen Bean

"Be an angel love and show us your tits."

22/01/20 12:00:35

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Birds of a feather flock to Trevor

22/01/20 12:00:28

 
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