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That moment that you let yourself into your parents house to give them their anniversary card and........
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The Wolf Vote score: 8152The Wolf

That moment that you let yourself into your parent's house to give them their anniversary card and........

Wed 20:36:06

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8152The Wolf

When you buy an IKEA wardrobe and open the instructions...

Wed 20:06:25

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10190Mr Dome

That moment you realise everyone on the Zoom call can see you masturbating

Wed 20:14:56

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Mark England Vote score: 17353Mark England

8pm Saturday. When you're looking forward to the last photo of the week and discover it's a photo of a cat.

Wed 20:51:03

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1714Karen Oakenfull

When you’ve driven like an idiot to order a double bacon and egg McMuffin and get told “No sorry” because it’s 11.01am.

Wed 23:37:28

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8152The Wolf

NOT the reaction you want from your Doctor.

Wed 20:07:42

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1387Al Overy

"NO VOTES! NO VOTES!? THREE HOURS I SPENT ON THAT F*@KING CAPTION!!"

Wed 20:03:04

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Ha ha, your loss :-D --Glyn Evans
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1813Willie Johnson

When you get online late and see that all your best ideas have already been posted.

Wed 20:30:51

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11843Stephen Bean

When you realise it wasn't just a fart.

Wed 20:09:49

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8152The Wolf

"And we can go now to members of the public and get their reaction to the Prime Minister's statement..."

Wed 20:02:45

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11843Stephen Bean

When the waiter coughs on your meal.

Wed 20:29:18

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4655Lucky Elperro

When you realise you misread the dosage for your prescription laxative.

Wed 23:01:27

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4974Karyn Harrison

When you get up in the night for a pee and stand on that used condom.

Wed 20:45:42

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11843Stephen Bean

When your girlfriend gives you a kiss straight after giving you a blow job.

Wed 20:35:22

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Stu Dent Vote score: 4503Stu Dent

When you realise that bit of carrot was actually a chilli

Wed 20:17:04

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8152The Wolf

"Trump said what?"

Wed 20:15:45

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5781Paul Reeve

Sally’s argument was that if Dave expected her to take it up the rear, then it was only fair that he try it too.

Wed 20:00:58

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Fair's fair --Glyn Evans
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11457Dave Bryan

When the wife's mother comes for Christmas and you discover that she won't be going home until the New Year.

Wed 21:08:51

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11457Dave Bryan

When you're the honoured guest and a sheep's eyeball appears.

Wed 20:53:09

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32525Tony Edwards

"Quick! someone get him a Snickers bar."

Wed 20:31:26

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8152The Wolf

When you're at the birth of your first child and realise sex will never be the same again.

Wed 20:22:53

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4974Karyn Harrison

"I DO NOT HAVE BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER!!!"

Wed 20:11:35

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Which personality said that?  --Glyn Evans
The Wolf Vote score: 8152The Wolf

Come on, you've got this, just remember the diagram from the book. That clitoris must be around here somewhere.

Wed 20:00:29

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11843Stephen Bean

A typical reaction to an Anon comment.

Wed 20:00:15

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 280Fozzgog B.

Later that same wedding when the groom finds out about the stag do, the pregnancy, the mother-in-law and the cock

Wed 22:13:29

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20862John Glover

However hard Clive tried, he could not quite pull off that Mick Jagger look.

Wed 21:59:31

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4974Karyn Harrison

"WE WERE ON A BREAK!"

Wed 21:36:46

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4974Karyn Harrison

"Marsupial Chris. Final answer."

Wed 20:50:44

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I'll never forget that one either! --Molly R
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22939Ian Skelding

" .... and First Minister Nicola Stugeon will now broadcast daily Covid19 updates until March 2021."

Wed 20:40:54

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23484Michael Winner

"Ninja by day, yodeller by night..."

Wed 20:26:16

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3953Crunchy Chords

Rage, RAGE against the dying of the... well, just, all the dying.

Wed 20:21:33

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8152The Wolf

The first time you hear a fanny fart...

Wed 20:19:27

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8152The Wolf

A friend of mine set me up on a date with this girl he works with. He said, "Hey Dave, you're gonna love her, she's got a pair and a half on her". I didn't expect her to have 3 tits...

Wed 20:00:47

 
Sheila  Graham Vote score: 185Sheila Graham

Oh no! My facial's been cancelled! AGAIN!!

Thu 10:13:44

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11457Dave Bryan

''She's not put the cap on the toothpaste again!''

Wed 21:35:12

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11843Stephen Bean

When you see your girlfriend's STD clinic results.

Wed 20:27:00

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10190Mr Dome

Man coming out of the shadows revealed as Hank Marvin's lover

Wed 20:23:20

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11843Stephen Bean

That moment you discover your girlfriend likes making love in the dark because she has a penis.

Wed 20:17:38

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4974Karyn Harrison

"Shit, it's massive! Get the Dyson ... QUICK!"

Wed 20:14:49

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3953Crunchy Chords

The Furious Face of Benjamin Button

Wed 20:00:07

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2562Trace Sarge

"For the last time I am NOT Jamie Oliver"

Thu 17:44:34

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11002Neil Mackenzie

You have been through the going to the 24 hour store to buy avocado and peanut butter at two in the morning. You have been through the every four hour wake up and feed the baby. You have been through the changing nappies full of green slime. Surely now you deserve some peace. Till you stand on a Duplo brick on the way to the toilet and have to do a silent scream because you can’t wake the toddler.

Thu 8:39:48

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2679Scrijjy Doo

"WAA WAA WAA!!!"

Thu 0:09:39

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 686alexandra ball

Oh no, what's Heston Blumenthal cooking now!

Wed 22:03:36

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9337Chris Keegan

"To be honest Gary I'm not too surprised you've had little response from the dating site, it's possibly not the best profile photo"

Wed 21:53:49

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11843Stephen Bean

"Did you enjoy your crappuccino?"

Wed 21:33:36

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Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 107Ellen Duncalf

So would you be grimacing if you had syphilitic glossitis.”

Wed 21:32:44

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 107Ellen Duncalf

”I’ll be back” says Arnie ” when zey av restocked ze toiled roll shelves.”

Wed 21:27:51

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1387Al Overy

"Oi, Trump! NOOO!"

Wed 21:25:34

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 107Ellen Duncalf

”What do you mean you’ve bought 4 turkeys in case we have another lockdown?”

Wed 21:23:22

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6900Glyn Evans

Anon finds out who me is.

Wed 20:39:46

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13101Vanessa the Guesser

Penis Fly Catcher

Wed 20:29:30

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5949C CaMel

“I can see the head.”

Wed 20:28:16

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6400Vivvy En

"IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN?...No flamin' toilet rolls in Asda?"

Wed 20:24:00

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6156James Lennox

"NO, I am NOT bloody Jamie Oliver!"

Wed 20:18:58

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22939Ian Skelding

ANdy GRaY

Wed 20:16:53

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4503Stu Dent

When you desperately trying to hold in a sneeze while in the supermarket.

Wed 20:14:44

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32525Tony Edwards

Mad Max

Wed 20:10:05

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13101Vanessa the Guesser

Hey burglar - where's your face mask?

Wed 20:07:38

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7019Hercules Rockefeller

"Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!"

Wed 20:02:27

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1387Al Overy

That terrible, terrible moment when you remember you forgot to put the bins out.

Wed 20:01:53

 
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