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stone face Vote score: 9419stone face

One airline goes all the way.

26/04/21 8:03:42

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And the other one (ironically?) has a layover. --Willie Johnson
The Wolf Vote score: 12273The Wolf

I always fly with Slut these days. They will bend over backwards for you. Virgin? They don't give a f-ck.

26/04/21 8:25:28

 
Tony S Vote score: 1829Tony S

1 is on her maiden trip the other has had plenty of passengers inside her.

26/04/21 8:12:16

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 216Nina Dutton

One plane took the hens to ibiza and the other returned them 5 days later.

26/04/21 8:15:32

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Willie Johnson Vote score: 2659Willie Johnson

"This is your caption speaking: Stewardesses, please prepare clothes for takeoff."

26/04/21 8:37:46

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I don't think it needs the "caption" pun, but a vote regardless. Would be nice if 10:35:17 gave you one too... --James Lennox
Al Overy Vote score: 5346Al Overy

One flies to Magaluf and the other returns.

26/04/21 8:00:40

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2992Mark Wilson

Slut you're clear for take off

I'll Roger that

26/04/21 8:34:47

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8342James Lennox

"Hi, I'm Tina, from Doncaster. I'll be your air hostess today. Would you like ... anything?"

26/04/21 8:06:25

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11614Mr Dome

It is always a rough landing as the Slut has loose flaps

26/04/21 8:07:52

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

"Okay but you'll need a couple of table tennis bats to guide me in."

26/04/21 8:06:26

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5346Al Overy

Having been out all night, the Slut aeroplane now did the taxi of shame.

26/04/21 8:01:11

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Coming in for the landing, Pilot to Copilot.."Whoa, too much tail!" --SnapDragon D
John  Glover Vote score: 21521John Glover

Telling tails.

26/04/21 12:48:36

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5488Kenny Ireland

Trampatlantic Airways.

26/04/21 9:09:27

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 344SnapDragon D

(Overheard in the Airport Lounge over drinks)

"Soooo.. which airline are you a stewardess for?"

26/04/21 9:02:00

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 896Ellen Duncalf

One of them is carrying a lot more baggage.

26/04/21 8:34:48

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Though I already voted, shorter, punchier might win a few more?"One's got more baggage." --SnapDragon D
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5488Kenny Ireland

Jump jet.

26/04/21 8:13:14

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 344SnapDragon D

One offers a lot more "leg room."

26/04/21 11:33:03

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7921Glyn Evans

For first time flyers and experienced flyers

26/04/21 8:32:13

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8342James Lennox

I've flown often on Slut. Virgin, only once.

26/04/21 8:16:26

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Ian Skelding Vote score: 24854Ian Skelding

Easy Jet just taking off.

26/04/21 8:06:24

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

They embarked on a turbulent relationship.

26/04/21 8:02:53

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8089Hercules Rockefeller

"The first rule of the Mile High Club is that you do not talk about the Mile High Club."

26/04/21 8:01:17

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

"How about some Cun-Aer-Lingus?"

26/04/21 8:00:11

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 494Gavin Smithers

That must be the Slut flight from Manchester to Whorlando.

26/04/21 12:32:02

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2898GeeDee

Due to cut backs Virgin will stay closed
Slut will happily remain open for the foreseeable

26/04/21 11:42:10

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33914Tony Edwards

If men had a choice they would book Slut every time.

26/04/21 10:23:38

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5336Chris Halliwell

Well I know which one I would like a rideon.

26/04/21 9:16:52

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 344SnapDragon D

Hmm.. which airline is delayed with need for more testing, redirects for treatments, & often flights are aborted?

26/04/21 9:07:51

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24854Ian Skelding

Derry Air handler makes a move to Slut.

26/04/21 8:21:34

 
Tony S Vote score: 1829Tony S

In a new partnership slut Airways will allow passanger inside but Virgin will only handle the luggage.

26/04/21 8:20:58

 
stone face Vote score: 9419stone face

Slut don't sell any non booked seats, were as Virgin cellibate of theirs.

26/04/21 8:18:49

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

The top one has a lot more thrust.

26/04/21 8:18:30

 
Tony S Vote score: 1829Tony S

Passengers for Virgin flight V231 will not be abke to embark as the flight has been cancelled.
Bloody tease.

26/04/21 8:16:52

 
Molly R Vote score: 2782Molly R

Call him a virgin? I can see him penetrating her!

26/04/21 8:10:50

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14417Dave Bryan

''My name is Tina. If you would like to to see inside the cockpit, I'll remove my knickers.''

26/04/21 8:07:39

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11614Mr Dome

Virgin have the more discerning passengers whilst Slut will have anyone

26/04/21 8:06:44

 
stone face Vote score: 9419stone face

The foods better on Virgin, on Slut airlines you just get sloppy seconds.

26/04/21 8:05:01

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

"Surely you can't be serious?"

26/04/21 8:01:43

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14417Dave Bryan

FLY SLUT AIRLINES: Once you get up we always go down.

26/04/21 8:01:02

 
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