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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14616Dan Nicholls

Sorry miss, I thought it was a pencil case.

24/10/19 9:06:04

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1384Willie Johnson

" I'll let you pet it again Bobby. But this time don't let your hands go below shoulder level, okay?"

24/10/19 8:16:13

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8472Chris Keegan

Teachers pet.

24/10/19 8:00:08

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Mr Dome  Vote score: 9436Mr Dome

Get this Thing off my knee!

24/10/19 8:38:56

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6985The Wolf

Why is it that 'bring your pet to School day' is always ruined by the bloody Australian kids?

24/10/19 8:27:37

 
stone face Vote score: 7491stone face

"He's very cold blooded, stinks a bit and eats anything in sight. But that's enough about my brother. What's the lizard's name?"

24/10/19 8:06:34

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9436Mr Dome

'(hmmm I will eat the boy first....)'

24/10/19 8:40:08

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9091Dave Bryan

''Don't worry, he likes children. He ate three of them last week.''

24/10/19 8:04:57

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6985The Wolf

"I'm not joking, he will eat you...BOTH OF YOU...Now let's try that again. Give me your Fruit Pastilles"

24/10/19 8:00:17

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31474Tony Edwards

Dragon lady

24/10/19 9:20:07

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14616Dan Nicholls

Don't touch it again Harry. It's a brooch not a pet.

24/10/19 9:04:09

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6516Glyn Evans

Samantha's clothes are blue and black, but the chameleon sees them as white and gold.

24/10/19 8:25:57

 
stone face Vote score: 7491stone face

"Is that lizard real?"
"Why don't you ask it yourself."
"Excuse me, are you a real lizard?"
"I skink, therefore I am."

24/10/19 8:18:40

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5686Vivvy En

"Hold it tight, lady, or I'll karate chop its head off"

24/10/19 8:09:10

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6586Hercules Rockefeller

"You're a lizard, Harry."

24/10/19 8:04:32

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11546Vanessa the Guesser

"Does he like music? I'll get my gecko blaster."

24/10/19 8:04:06

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9337Stephen Bean

"Why do you skink so much Miss?"

24/10/19 8:02:58

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8472Chris Keegan

"I promise I won't be angry, just tell me which one of you little bast*rds put this in my handbag"

24/10/19 8:01:08

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5359James Lennox

"No need for the stink-eye lady, it was only the truth ... your chameleon sucks."

24/10/19 8:00:11

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9337Stephen Bean

"Which one of you little bastards fed my lizard an orange?"

24/10/19 8:00:09

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 492Charles Gilbert

It started as a wart on my shoulder...

24/10/19 15:40:31

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9091Dave Bryan

''What would you like for pudding?''

24/10/19 8:27:51

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1384Willie Johnson

Moments later, as she sat there holding a writhing tail with a truncated lizard scampering away, she said the only thing she could say. "Oops."

24/10/19 8:22:27

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11546Vanessa the Guesser

On arriving at the GUM clinic, junior doctor Maria was dismayed to discover she'd spent the last 4 years studying Herpetology

24/10/19 8:03:13

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10563Neil Mackenzie

Have you shaved your beard off? The sign said bearded dragon.

24/10/19 8:01:15

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

It seems that Kat from Eastenders is not happy in her new job.

24/10/19 8:01:05

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9337Stephen Bean

She's giving them the cold-blooded shoulder.

24/10/19 8:01:04

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9091Dave Bryan

''You can stroke the Chameleon, if you're a good Boy George.''

24/10/19 8:00:41

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

A reptile dysfunction

24/10/19 8:00:10

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

And if your impressed with this road kill, wait till we get back in the car

28/10/19 11:25:08

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1384Willie Johnson

And Bobby, tell your friend Barron it's shoulder level and above and knee level and below. I don't care who his father is, you must follow that rule.

27/10/19 2:30:59

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2118Scrijjy Doo

Keep away children; they're lizians!

24/10/19 14:53:36

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20361John Glover

"Our next door neighbour had one, he said his could outrun our cat, ... It couldn't."

24/10/19 12:47:23

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 559Barrie Bullock

A shoulder to lie on.

24/10/19 12:07:22

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

Hey miss where did you get the lizard lollipop?

24/10/19 10:32:09

 
sarah upfold sarah upfold

Then you pull here put over your face a breath deeply .... Julie still hasnt got used to losing her job at Thomas Cook.

24/10/19 8:21:28

 
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