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Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4771Karyn Harrison

"Wake up mate, you've got to be at the church in half an hour."

18/07/20 20:33:57

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The sermon isn't going to give itself. --Scrijjy Doo
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1604Willie Johnson

Sometimes you just have to relax after a hard day in the classroom.

19/07/20 6:56:37

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10751Stephen Bean

carbon.me

18/07/20 20:53:08

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32054Tony Edwards

Burnt to a crisp.

18/07/20 20:11:54

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9879Mr Dome

- So did your brother like his birthday surprise?
- Oh yes - as soon as he saw us his face lit up

19/07/20 1:04:46

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20693John Glover

Children are so hard to please today, if the party clown/magician is rubbish, they soon let them know it.

18/07/20 22:15:59

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15098Dan Nicholls

You never see THAT on the warning labels.

18/07/20 20:24:22

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15098Dan Nicholls

Worst thing was, he had to get up and go to his Nan's funeral in the morning and no one told him.

18/07/20 20:23:02

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4771Karyn Harrison

"That's Justin Trudeau. I recognise the ear."

18/07/20 20:09:47

 
Al Overy Vote score: 461Al Overy

"The life insurance claim reports smoke inhalation, spontaneous combustion and a nasty crisp allergy. I just don't buy it."

18/07/20 20:05:53

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1620Mark Wilson

Nobody falls asleep on a stag do

19/07/20 0:22:01

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1620Mark Wilson

"So how's your mental health been during lockdown"

19/07/20 0:00:31

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20693John Glover

"We didn't pull him over because he was black," explained the police, "We assumed he was driving under the influence of alcohol."

18/07/20 20:47:31

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15098Dan Nicholls

Sleep Walker's

18/07/20 20:23:36

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15098Dan Nicholls

Hahaha, Dave just opened one of those joke bags of crisps.

18/07/20 20:21:44

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 1092Stephen Graham

24 hours after National Non-Smoking Day

18/07/20 20:14:01

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 987Sam Cass

Surge on, General!

18/07/20 20:10:51

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 987Sam Cass

Warning: Smoking grills.

18/07/20 20:09:04

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12463Vanessa the Guesser

That'll teach you to go into a newsagents and ask for Minstrels.

18/07/20 20:06:25

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 1092Stephen Graham

Homocide detectives suspected he may have had an addiction problem

18/07/20 20:06:00

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 538alexandra ball

Never fall asleep smoking.

18/07/20 20:05:03

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6811Hercules Rockefeller

"Wow, Dave, what were you thinking? That's not very woke."

18/07/20 20:04:47

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4246Stu Dent

He was always the butt of the jokes

18/07/20 20:00:07

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23166Michael Winner

"Haha, it's hilarious- he's been dead like that for weeks."

19/07/20 18:08:12

 
Al Overy Vote score: 461Al Overy

Fag ash Bill.

19/07/20 6:59:38

 
David Robb Vote score: 178David Robb

Walking Dead The Movie spoiler alert! When Rick Grimes is found he's covered in Walkers.

19/07/20 3:08:23

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9879Mr Dome

Is it January 25th already?

19/07/20 1:13:56

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9879Mr Dome

- Hi I'm Tatiana, what's your name?
- Icarus

19/07/20 1:11:57

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2434Scrijjy Doo

Average Trump Supporter

18/07/20 22:59:53

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2434Scrijjy Doo

What was in that bean dip?

18/07/20 22:58:36

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2434Scrijjy Doo

Am I high yet?

18/07/20 22:58:10

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11673 Smuldo

Tarred and Leathered

18/07/20 21:31:30

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12463Vanessa the Guesser

"You said you'd wear your Pringle jumper!"

18/07/20 21:11:41

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1032Dot Old

Tête noire

18/07/20 20:54:05

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32054Tony Edwards

Filthy habit

18/07/20 20:37:57

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10784Neil Mackenzie

Yes when I smoke; I expect smoke to get in my eyes, but I didn’t expect smokey bacon crisps!

18/07/20 20:37:02

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6696Glyn Evans

"Now Bond, he's a key player called Mr Crunch, a chain smoking chimney sweep disfigured by deep fried potatoe slices buried into his face after an explosion at a crisp factory."

18/07/20 20:31:23

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"Mr Crunch, do you expect me to talk?""No Mr Bond, I expect you to Step in Time" --Glyn Evans
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15098Dan Nicholls

Oh my GOD his ear is half a clown face.

18/07/20 20:25:56

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4771Karyn Harrison

He'll be tarred for life by this.

18/07/20 20:25:20

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1604Willie Johnson

For heaven's sake! Why don't you just wear a mask?

18/07/20 20:25:20

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1604Willie Johnson

How will I recognize you?

18/07/20 20:23:58

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1604Willie Johnson

I hate it when that happens.

18/07/20 20:23:02

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 987Sam Cass

Well done Nathan!

18/07/20 20:08:01

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1531Karen Oakenfull

“There’s nothing worse than getting para and waking up with your face coloured in, fag ends up your nose, in your gob, crisps stuck to your head and so on........Thing is, I drank on my own last night!”

21/07/20 20:06:27

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4925Kenny Ireland

Walkers with dogs.

19/07/20 5:29:32

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22416Ian Skelding

Fag end

18/07/20 23:21:20

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2434Scrijjy Doo

Why tobacco ads were banned.

18/07/20 22:59:16

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6158Greg Curtis

“Blaze? BLAZE?!...”

18/07/20 21:44:11

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32054Tony Edwards

Aversion therapy

18/07/20 21:16:57

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32054Tony Edwards

Extreme smoking cessation clinic.

18/07/20 21:03:26

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4246Stu Dent

Drink & Disorderly

18/07/20 20:56:37

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10205Dave Bryan

Cigmund Fried

18/07/20 20:45:28

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4771Karyn Harrison

"I told him not to use that coal tar soap."

18/07/20 20:30:28

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1032Dot Old

Charkilled

18/07/20 20:23:01

 
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