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Dave loved riding lightning rods during hurricanes. He did it well. Well miss you Dave.
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James Lennox Vote score: 7329James Lennox

Dave loved riding lightning rods during hurricanes. He did it well. We'll miss you Dave.

14/01/21 8:07:10

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Please change it back. I thought "We'll miss you Dave" was punchier, but you decide.  --Glyn Evans
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14057Stephen Bean

"I'm not sure how much longer I can hold on", thought Dave. "I'm beginning to flag."

14/01/21 8:50:12

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10354The Wolf

First rule of Javelin... Let go of the Javelin.

14/01/21 8:10:46

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First rule of Pole Vault... that's not a Javelin --Mauris Iocus
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2189Willie Johnson

"How is the reception now?"
"A little bit more to the right."

14/01/21 8:04:49

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Fozzgog B. Vote score: 444Fozzgog B.

Who'd have thought that Peter Pan was anti 5G

14/01/21 21:45:09

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23690Michael Winner

Don't you just love Darwin Awards gravestones?

14/01/21 12:02:21

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12754Dave Bryan

''Any luck?''

''No, they're not biting today.''

14/01/21 8:02:21

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Maybe you're holding the pole wrong. --Willie Johnson
James Lennox Vote score: 7329James Lennox

You'd have thought threading Gulliver's needles would be easy for a Lilliputian, but somehow Dave made it look bloody difficult.

14/01/21 8:50:41

 
James Lennox Vote score: 7329James Lennox

And the award for snooker's best trick shot goes to...

14/01/21 8:32:16

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23697Ian Skelding

Pole fault

14/01/21 8:27:06

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7507Hercules Rockefeller

Rose was determined to fix the TV antenna.

14/01/21 8:03:50

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4999Stu Dent

Guests start to arrive at this year's summit meeting

14/01/21 8:00:08

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10198Chris Keegan

Sue clearly likes a large prick

14/01/21 9:54:06

 
James Lennox Vote score: 7329James Lennox

Spire flyer aspires higher ... perspires, misfires, expires.

14/01/21 8:48:36

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23697Ian Skelding

So make sure you fit a sail on your hang glider before using.

14/01/21 8:35:13

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7358Glyn Evans

Julie's on Tik Tok

14/01/21 8:18:04

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12754Dave Bryan

Extreme Pole Vaulting Champion

14/01/21 8:03:51

 
Mauris Iocus Vote score: 148Mauris Iocus

"NOOOOO... Dad, turbo boosting Mum's hair dryer was a TERRIBLE idea !!!"

14/01/21 12:34:40

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5223Kenny Ireland

PANtenna

14/01/21 12:32:53

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23690Michael Winner

You're gonna need a bigger lever, Archimedes.

14/01/21 12:01:18

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21243John Glover

1t wasn't much of a job, clearing the restaurant's blocked salt cellars.

14/01/21 11:45:11

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33208Tony Edwards

Chimney sweeping in Saudi Arabia.

14/01/21 9:59:10

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 586Ellen Duncalf

Gavin was very much into extreme sports.
That included swinging from an ant’s antennae in the land of Gulliver

14/01/21 9:50:46

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33208Tony Edwards

Cleopatra's Needle

14/01/21 9:49:02

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 586Ellen Duncalf

The BT engineer was determined to win employee of the month and sort out connection problems at the local Mosque.

14/01/21 9:48:30

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 948alexandra ball

Swing out sister.

14/01/21 9:46:30

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14057Stephen Bean

Eton admits some of their oldest boys still force first years to perform flag duties.

14/01/21 9:33:09

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1921Karen Oakenfull

Lightening Rod to the rescue

14/01/21 9:15:38

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2298Mark Wilson

Dave? Dave? Dave?

"Sorry, I was away with the fairy's"

14/01/21 8:54:48

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15566Dan Nicholls

Angular Merkel

14/01/21 8:44:39

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14057Stephen Bean

Dear Sir,
Please could you trim or remove your flag. Five times this week members of the public have called emergency services to rescue what they believe to be a person.
Yours faithfully,
Your local fire brigade
ps. I believe many of the callers were captioneers so if you know any, please reassure them.

14/01/21 8:43:41

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2189Willie Johnson

Those Santa Ana winds can be brutal.

14/01/21 8:37:24

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2189Willie Johnson

It doesn't take a weather man to know which way the wind blows...
but it helps.

14/01/21 8:33:57

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5297Chris Halliwell

Disney raises the stakes with it's new Tower of Terror ride.

14/01/21 8:01:54

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4999Stu Dent

♪ Let it go ♪

14/01/21 8:01:54

 
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