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Dave loved riding lightning rods during hurricanes. He did it well. We'll miss you Dave.

14/01/21 8:07:10

"I'm not sure how much longer I can hold on", thought Dave. "I'm beginning to flag."

14/01/21 8:50:12

First rule of Javelin... Let go of the Javelin.

14/01/21 8:10:46

"How is the reception now?"
"A little bit more to the right."

14/01/21 8:04:49

Who'd have thought that Peter Pan was anti 5G

14/01/21 21:45:09

Don't you just love Darwin Awards gravestones?

14/01/21 12:02:21

''Any luck?''

''No, they're not biting today.''

14/01/21 8:02:21

You'd have thought threading Gulliver's needles would be easy for a Lilliputian, but somehow Dave made it look bloody difficult.

14/01/21 8:50:41

And the award for snooker's best trick shot goes to...

14/01/21 8:32:16

Pole fault

14/01/21 8:27:06

Rose was determined to fix the TV antenna.

14/01/21 8:03:50

Guests start to arrive at this year's summit meeting

14/01/21 8:00:08

Sue clearly likes a large prick

14/01/21 9:54:06

Spire flyer aspires higher ... perspires, misfires, expires.

14/01/21 8:48:36

So make sure you fit a sail on your hang glider before using.

14/01/21 8:35:13

Julie's on Tik Tok

14/01/21 8:18:04

Extreme Pole Vaulting Champion

14/01/21 8:03:51

"NOOOOO... Dad, turbo boosting Mum's hair dryer was a TERRIBLE idea !!!"

14/01/21 12:34:40

PANtenna

14/01/21 12:32:53

You're gonna need a bigger lever, Archimedes.

14/01/21 12:01:18

1t wasn't much of a job, clearing the restaurant's blocked salt cellars.

14/01/21 11:45:11

Chimney sweeping in Saudi Arabia.

14/01/21 9:59:10

Gavin was very much into extreme sports.
That included swinging from an ant’s antennae in the land of Gulliver

14/01/21 9:50:46

Cleopatra's Needle

14/01/21 9:49:02

The BT engineer was determined to win employee of the month and sort out connection problems at the local Mosque.

14/01/21 9:48:30

Swing out sister.

14/01/21 9:46:30

Eton admits some of their oldest boys still force first years to perform flag duties.

14/01/21 9:33:09

Lightening Rod to the rescue

14/01/21 9:15:38

Dave? Dave? Dave?

"Sorry, I was away with the fairy's"

14/01/21 8:54:48

Angular Merkel

14/01/21 8:44:39

Dear Sir,
Please could you trim or remove your flag. Five times this week members of the public have called emergency services to rescue what they believe to be a person.
Yours faithfully,
Your local fire brigade
ps. I believe many of the callers were captioneers so if you know any, please reassure them.

14/01/21 8:43:41

Those Santa Ana winds can be brutal.

14/01/21 8:37:24

It doesn't take a weather man to know which way the wind blows...
but it helps.

14/01/21 8:33:57

Disney raises the stakes with it's new Tower of Terror ride.

14/01/21 8:01:54

♪ Let it go ♪

14/01/21 8:01:54