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"Doctor McCoy, I am unable to perform the Vulcan mind meld with this alien entity."  "Dammit, Spock, thats because youve got two right hands!"
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Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3916Crunchy Chords

"Doctor McCoy, I am unable to perform the Vulcan mind meld with this alien entity."
"Dammit, Spock, that's because you've got two right hands!"

03/09/20 8:00:20

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That's because he's Kirk's right hand man. --Willie Johnson
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3916Crunchy Chords

Live long and Hotspur

03/09/20 8:00:07

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11777Stephen Bean

Spock the ball

03/09/20 8:00:05

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1805Willie Johnson

The Vulcans call it Spoccer.

03/09/20 8:03:19

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11777Stephen Bean

"What time's Kirk off?"

03/09/20 8:00:13

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

"I'll play it by ear"

03/09/20 11:09:41

 
stone face Vote score: 8088stone face

"Is that a rubber ball, Spock?"

"Yes, I believe it's vulcanised, Captain."

03/09/20 8:09:09

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11777Stephen Bean

"Team me up Scotty."

03/09/20 8:00:25

 
Mark England Vote score: 17344Mark England

"Here Spock, listen to this, can you hear ticking?"
"No but my ear seems to be stuck to the ball"

The 23rd century. Proof that superglue pranks will never get old

03/09/20 9:09:03

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6128James Lennox

"It's FIFA Jim, but not as we know it."

03/09/20 8:24:39

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 683alexandra ball

Who do you play for?
Spockport.

03/09/20 10:41:18

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9298Chris Keegan

Chelsea, the final frontier , The Champions League. To boldly go where they have never been before!

03/09/20 8:56:24

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1971Mark Wilson

"Stop trying to head the ball, that's the 5th ball you've burst with those pointy ears"

03/09/20 8:37:56

 
stone face Vote score: 8088stone face

"Spock! Will you piss off with your sideways headers. That's the fifth ball you've punctured today."

03/09/20 8:40:36

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10998Neil Mackenzie

What do you mean I haven’t won spot the ball?
You forgot to send the Chekhov.

03/09/20 12:00:00

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5202Chris Halliwell

The Offside rule Jim? Surely that is Illogical!

03/09/20 9:41:28

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22906Ian Skelding

"Passinating Captain."

03/09/20 8:34:24

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13073Vanessa the Guesser

Here we see Spock indulging in over the top goal celebrations.

03/09/20 8:07:36

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4483Stu Dent

Space balls

03/09/20 8:02:20

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1971Mark Wilson

New man incharge of VAR..
"When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.”

03/09/20 8:36:02

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10162Mr Dome

It was hard to pass the Captain's log this morning

03/09/20 8:34:57

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1353Al Overy

That Gordon Banks reminds me of someone.

03/09/20 8:16:12

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3916Crunchy Chords

These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worldies.

03/09/20 8:02:50

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3916Crunchy Chords

Real Madrid signs another galactico.

03/09/20 8:01:14

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6128James Lennox

Live long and Hotspur

03/09/20 8:00:17

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Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3916Crunchy Chords

Space. The vinyl frontier.

03/09/20 23:03:54

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6201Greg Curtis

"Ahhhh, look at Spock: He's a keeper."

03/09/20 19:58:10

 
Anthony Smith Vote score: 83Anthony Smith

I can tell whether this ball has a light air leak by holding it up to my ear.

03/09/20 12:14:19

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10998Neil Mackenzie

Yes Scotty this is the ball that Archie Gemmill navigated through Holland’s defence in the 1978 World Cup.

03/09/20 11:34:48

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2666Scrijjy Doo

Of all the souls I ever encountered his was the most human.
I was talking about the ball.

03/09/20 11:23:23

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22906Ian Skelding

"Beam Mister Spock?"
"I believe it's called a crossbar Chief Engineer Scott."

03/09/20 9:39:52

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1971Mark Wilson

"Look Kirk, you're always captain but in this game I'm captain or I'm taking my ball home"

03/09/20 9:36:20

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32501Tony Edwards

Spock gets his brain back.

03/09/20 9:29:53

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 91Ellen Duncalf

To boldly go where no ball has gone before.

03/09/20 9:13:54

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22906Ian Skelding

"Status Spock?"
"Arsenal is impressive Captain but they have a weak defensive system."

03/09/20 9:10:43

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22906Ian Skelding

"What's with the wig and ears Zinedine?"

03/09/20 9:05:52

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6882Glyn Evans

Even after a trim and styling, look how the ball reflects off the dazzling shine of David Ginola's hair.

03/09/20 8:55:07

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19119Troompa Loompa

Spocka Juniors

03/09/20 8:53:47

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22906Ian Skelding

"Keep it on the deck Spock."

03/09/20 8:40:06

 
stone face Vote score: 8088stone face

After scoring the winning goal in the intergalatic cup finally, as Spock picks the ball out the net, his goal celebration is understandably, over the top.

03/09/20 8:38:37

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1353Al Overy

"Careful where you kick that, Spock! Last time it ended up in the Captain's log!"

03/09/20 8:34:00

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10162Mr Dome

Perfect for Match of the Day!! He has the charisma of a typical football pundit

03/09/20 8:30:56

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11353Dave Bryan

''No matter how the opposition mark him, he can always find space.''

03/09/20 8:23:48

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15301Dan Nicholls

Star player.

03/09/20 8:21:37

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11353Dave Bryan

''Has heading the ball affected your brain in any way?''

''No, but it's f-cked up my ears.''

03/09/20 8:16:51

 
stone face Vote score: 8088stone face

"We just cannot beat that damn alien side in the cup. That game was so one sided."

" I know, they just always seem to klingon."

03/09/20 8:11:16

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11353Dave Bryan

''I'm boldly going where no man has gone before.''

''Surely, you don't mean a 50/50 ball with Martin Keown?''

03/09/20 8:10:53

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11353Dave Bryan

Thatch Of The Day

03/09/20 8:04:36

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3916Crunchy Chords

Kirk thinks he's the GOAT, but let's see him play on a Cold Wet Night in Spock.

03/09/20 8:01:47

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3916Crunchy Chords

The Trouble with Trebles

03/09/20 8:01:31

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11353Dave Bryan

His footballing skills are out of this world.

03/09/20 8:01:30

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3916Crunchy Chords

"Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few... or the one, Mr. Ronaldo."

03/09/20 8:00:49

 
Red Guy Vote score: 328Red Guy

"Don't let my lifeless visage fool you, I'm having a ball"

03/09/20 8:00:15

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1353Al Overy

"Your hero is Socrates? I think you might be confusing the philosopher with the footballer, Spock."

03/09/20 8:00:09

 
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