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stone face Vote score: 6926stone face

Children have been instructed to make sure their parents practice social distancing..

20/03/20 8:24:52

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7649Stephen Bean

"F*ck off Daddy her boobs are mine."

20/03/20 8:00:16

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Vivvy En Vote score: 5190Vivvy En

Back off! Me don't want siblings...

20/03/20 8:35:03

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6432The Wolf

Baby Joseph was so considerate that after filling his nappy, he went to great lengths to cover his Daddy's nose...

20/03/20 8:04:57

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1143Willie Johnson

Oedipus wrecks... his father's face.

20/03/20 8:38:48

 
Rachel P Vote score: 948Rachel P

"Love, you need to move your Mum out of the cot tomorrow night!"

20/03/20 11:06:39

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21516Ian Skelding

"What's good for a broken nose?"
"Baseball bat, knuckle duster, a baby karate kick .... "

20/03/20 9:11:30

 
Rachel P Vote score: 948Rachel P

Chucky Norris

20/03/20 8:57:33

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1143Willie Johnson

He didn't mean to kick him in the face...

It's only because he couldn't reach his crotch.

20/03/20 8:31:53

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7804Dave Bryan

''The experts are right, darling. It is dangerous to sleep with your baby.''

20/03/20 8:20:14

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 679Mark Wilson

Rita had used every excuse why they couldn't have sex but Steve wasn't falling for this one, and more to the point where did she get a baby from in the middle of the night?

20/03/20 8:14:47

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30910Tony Edwards

"Now you know what I had to put up with when I was pregnant."

20/03/20 10:02:39

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10739Vanessa the Guesser

🎵 I get a Kick Out of You

20/03/20 8:26:27

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3365Stu Dent

Dont worry dear he'll be in school before long. Shit.

20/03/20 8:12:44

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8871Mr Dome

Hong-Kong Pooey

20/03/20 9:39:29

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17021Troompa Loompa

"See, I told you to give up sniffing glue."

20/03/20 8:55:19

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7804Dave Bryan

''Kerpow! Bam! Klunk! Biff!''

''Bratman, Bratman, Bratman......''

20/03/20 8:52:31

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7804Dave Bryan

Babies are amazingly intelligent. Through a variety of subtle hints they are able to communicate to their parents exactly when they need feeding.

20/03/20 8:36:26

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7804Dave Bryan

''I told you we should have got a cat instead.''

20/03/20 8:11:18

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3365Stu Dent

We really have to get that spot on your nose looked at in the morning love.


20/03/20 8:11:08

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6432The Wolf

Dave was having a terrible nightmare where he had foot and mouth disease.

20/03/20 8:07:24

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10739Vanessa the Guesser

"I shan't stay here again. Room service is very slow and I've caught staff sleeping on the job."

20/03/20 8:07:00

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 679Mark Wilson

Little did she know but when Jane was asleep her husband Mark carried on with his foot fetish

20/03/20 8:06:02

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7649Stephen Bean

The Karate Kid

20/03/20 8:00:03

 
Poxy Jock Vote score: 86Poxy Jock

The Smith family still, to this day, cannot figure out how their duvet was stolen without either of them noticing nor why the burglar photographed them from the ceiling and sent the picture to some semi-amusing internet website.

21/03/20 18:48:34

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8871Mr Dome

Stop wanking off your pencil dick daddy

20/03/20 18:16:03

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1865Scrijjy Doo

Isn't child porn illegal?

20/03/20 15:06:20

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2889Crunchy Chords

"Mr and Mrs Smith are skilled at running and jumping over shop obstacles, but with one leap my kid can take them down AND steal their jumbo packs of bog roll."

20/03/20 14:08:56

 
Dev B Vote score: 539Dev B

"Don't you put hands on my mom perv!", lil kungfu master

20/03/20 13:05:07

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1143Willie Johnson

"Just great", he thought. "We've been instructed to shelter in place and I'm afraid of my own child."

Nod to 8:24:52

20/03/20 9:06:12

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14277Dan Nicholls

That will teach you to wear gym shorts in bed Dad.

20/03/20 8:51:45

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10082Neil Mackenzie

Oh he’s got his Dads nose, he’s also had his Dad’s mouth and eyes, not to mention his nuts.

20/03/20 8:25:04

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6209Glyn Evans

Enter the Playpen

20/03/20 8:22:16

 
Rachel P Vote score: 948Rachel P

Everybody was kung-fu fighting

20/03/20 8:14:36

 
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