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Tonight on Dispatches - has the glass ceiling always stopped women getting ahead?
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Al Overy Vote score: 9010Al Overy

Tonight on Dispatches - has the glass ceiling always stopped women getting ahead?

21/11/21 12:00:48

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12755Mr Dome

The new waxworks museum Madame Torso's

21/11/21 12:17:09

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 20248Stephen Bean

It used to be thought an ancient invading army chopped off her head and arms as a display of their power.

Recent evidence however suggests Dave's great great great great great great great great great grandfather got pissed, tripped over his cat and knocked her over.

21/11/21 18:30:03

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20225John Llamas

Black Friday statue deals …. now 25% off

21/11/21 12:00:44

 
Al Overy Vote score: 9010Al Overy

Nike at the Museum

21/11/21 12:00:29

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34791Tony Edwards

The last words she heard were "Mind the ceiling fan."

21/11/21 12:31:24

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 3343Willie Johnson

What? An error message when I click "add caption"?
"ERR_CONNECTION_TIMED_OUT" and "ERR_CONNECTION_REFUSED"?
Why don't YOU: "Try: Checking the connection" between your neck and head?
I know it says "This site can’t be reached" but my caption will be there when I sign off and on again. You're not going to fool me into submitting multiple captions like 18:11:34,17:22:17, 16:25:42, 16:25:21, 16:24:58 and 16:24:48 probably did.

(Nod to 18:11:34,17:22:17, 16:25:42, 16:25:21, 16:24:58 and 16:24:48)

(* Never mind, if all this is cleared up by the time this gets posted. The author of this caption hasn't had his coffee yet.)

21/11/21 19:44:54

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 3343Willie Johnson

What? An error message when I click "add caption"?
"ERR_CONNECTION_TIMED_OUT" and "ERR_CONNECTION_REFUSED"?
Why don't YOU: "Try: Checking the connection" between your neck and head?
I know it says "This site can’t be reached" but my caption will be there when I sign off and on again. You're not going to fool me into submitting multiple captions like 18:11:34,17:22:17, 16:25:42, 16:25:21, 16:24:58 and 16:24:48 probably did.

(Nod to 18:11:34,17:22:17, 16:25:42, 16:25:21, 16:24:58 and 16:24:48)

(* Never mind, if all this is cleared up by the time this gets posted. The author of this caption hasn't had his coffee yet.)

21/11/21 19:44:39

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Dave Bryan Vote score: 17974Dave Bryan

''The statue is a tribute to my dead wife. She spent most of her life running about like a headless chicken.''

21/11/21 12:34:56

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8950Glyn Evans

Even if you cover it's face with a drape we still need to address the elephant in the room

21/11/21 12:06:01

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 6254Tosser Wivlov

I told you I'd find a way of getting her through the door.

21/11/21 19:54:08

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 7141Greg Curtis

"This is typical of the 'post-modern error.' "

21/11/21 18:30:09

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 7141Greg Curtis

"And THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is where I chipped my tooth..."

21/11/21 18:17:29

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 11184Chris Keegan

"Wouldn't you have thought such a genius would have bought enough clay to finish it off?"

21/11/21 14:21:12

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 16387Dan Nicholls

"Statue?"
"Yes sorry, I had the curry for lunch".

21/11/21 13:34:08

 
The Wolf Vote score: 14217The Wolf

"Welcome to the Thief museum in Saudi Arabia. This is a statue of Annie the Angel. After giving up her ambition of knitting, she fell into poverty and began stealing. Unfortunately, not having any hands meant she was forced to steal using her mouth. The rest is history."

21/11/21 12:42:20

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12755Mr Dome

Bill's view of the world is a bit distorted

21/11/21 12:14:32

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20225John Llamas

Apparently it was inspired by his half sister

21/11/21 12:02:44

 
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