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An Ariel view.

24/08/21 8:00:37

"How come you slung your inflatable, half woman, half fish sex doll?"

"I thought the fish half would be on the top."

24/08/21 9:27:36

"Mum, Dad, this is my gillfriend."

24/08/21 13:05:39

You know, I suddenly don't want sushi any more. Let's get something else.

24/08/21 8:35:50

BREAKING - Localized flooding caused by transvestite mermaid with cock stuck in a drain. "It certainly made a change from Incy Wincy Spider", said a fireman.

24/08/21 10:31:15

“Did you flush it down the loo?”
“Nah it’s to big, I’ve chucked it over the balcony.”

24/08/21 8:23:01

Euro Disney's new immersive Little Mermaid safari deemed 'disappointing'.

24/08/21 8:10:09

Triathlon swimmer accused of cheating.

24/08/21 10:03:31

The UK remake of Splash didn't have quite the same budget as the Hollywood original.

24/08/21 9:55:17

"Dear Sainsburys, can you please get Rentokill in to remove the Mermaid infestation in your car park? I'm sick to the back teeth of scraping Mermaid from the wheel well."

24/08/21 8:29:21