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Balance Armstrong
05/02/23 20:18:15
"...and WAKE UP DAVE!" shouted the hypnotist.
05/02/23 20:00:26
"I tell you what, the cycling proficiency test was a lot easier in my day."
05/02/23 21:00:13
"Really, I'm in the Guinness Book of Records too! I ate a tin of Alphabetti Spaghetti in thirty seconds. What did you do?"
05/02/23 20:42:47
"Neil is so cheap. The cable car only costs £2.50."
05/02/23 20:41:09
It was going so well, until he got that maddening itch on his nose.
06/02/23 3:56:16
Government downgrade Boris’s plan for a bridge from Scotland to Northern Ireland
05/02/23 23:34:18
Bloody cyclists, thought tightrope walker.
05/02/23 20:00:13
"SHOW OFF!"
05/02/23 20:08:09
If he's not careful, he's gonna plunge to his death.
05/02/23 20:04:35
"The box said this is guaranteed for catching roadrunners."
05/02/23 20:03:46, edited: 05/02/23 20:04:05
That's a Raleigh long way down.
05/02/23 20:01:26
I can't believe the Mrs wants me to go back and unblock the toilet.
05/02/23 20:00:39
If only every council took this approach with cycle lanes...
05/02/23 20:55:20
Dave's acrophobia suddenly kicked in at the most inopportune of moments.
05/02/23 20:18:46
I'll never understand the Swiss and their fertility rites.
05/02/23 20:17:32
Just one cock up, and the act would be finished for good.
05/02/23 20:11:45
Viagra Falls
05/02/23 20:10:50
Dave didn't know where it had gone wrong, but he'd definitely said he wanted to be a psychiatrist.
05/02/23 20:05:19
''Look, mum, no hands!''
05/02/23 20:01:32
Naked traction.
05/02/23 20:00:15
Tour de Balance
05/02/23 20:00:09