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18/07/22 12:04:26 |
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Great caption. And Vivvy has very generously donated her prize back to the prize pool - thank you very much. --Chris Beach
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Thanks, everyone, for your kind words and funny comments. I'm so glad that James' caption was able to receive the recognition it deserved too, very worthy. And as always, thanks to Chris for all the work you do for us. Today begins a new month so we' --Vivvy En
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29/01/22 8:14:53 |
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Thanks everyone, you crazy bunch. You keep me sane, you really do. Thanks also to Chris - caption.me remains my favourite hang-out. And my gratitude also goes to Lizzie's dysfunctional family for providing us with excellent captioning material. --Vivvy En
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11/04/20 8:13:29 |
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Way hay! I'm starting to feel like a bit of a Captioneer now, need to work a bit on my consistency, lol. Thanks peeps, for all your votes and lovely comments. Thank you, Chris, for shining this here beacon of lightheartedness, where ... --Vivvy En
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"Might you be pregnant, Tina?" 15/03/24 8:19:44 |
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"Probably, I always seem to get pregnant in March." --James Lennox
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"I do hope Dave and Sandra are okay at the kennels." 29/09/22 8:27:36 |
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"Oh, that's better. I kneaded that." 03/07/21 20:36:21 |
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I love your captions, Vivvy. Lol. :) --Al Overy
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"You think you've got problems," said the potatoes. "They gouged our eyes out!" 12/01/24 12:18:23 |
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"Waking up in the gutter, lads, that was some stag do." 11/01/24 8:05:25 |
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"Do you mind...? I work nights, you know." 28/02/19 20:54:27 |
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There's a message in there somewhere 24/03/24 8:19:58 |
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29/01/24 20:15:59 |
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For those who like a flutter on a horse 12/05/23 12:31:52 |
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31/05/21 12:46:42 |
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Big thanks to Chris and also for the kind words from my fellow caption addicts. I just love being a part of this crazy creative community :) --Vivvy En
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When you wish you hadn't forgotten your wallet 25/03/24 12:02:10 |
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Sometimes, you just need to treat yourself to some new boots. 22/02/24 8:07:10 |
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The Lord certainly does move in a mysterious way 01/08/23 20:09:17 |
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"Why are you upset...? I said 'I'd give you a ring from Cartier'." 03/09/19 13:31:20 |
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Thanks to everyone for your kind comments and votes. I am reeling from the shock! To be in the captioners gallery is an accolade I truly never expected. I am honoured. A big thank you goes to Chris for providing this platform for us lovers of word... --Vivvy En
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Dave, a budding photographer, really hoped the bird would fly off so he could take a better shot 11/06/18 20:39:08 |
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Took me a while, just twigged it.Great caption. --John Glover
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"See THAT...? THAT is how you do a French manicure." 11/08/20 12:32:31 |
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07/07/20 12:06:54 |
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01/09/18 8:23:17 |
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Clearly they have some very bright pupils 30/08/18 20:25:06 |
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"...but Noah I've got TWO wives!" 21/09/23 20:08:05 |
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Putting the 'fun' into funeral 01/05/23 12:10:41 |
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"So tell me again. You bought a six inch strip of land and..." 16/07/21 12:23:16 |
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27/08/18 12:16:33 |
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"Mum... The dog's eaten all the cheese and pineapple 01/04/17 8:22:41 |
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Thanks, Pussy. It's my highest vote score to date. Thanks for the votes folks :) --Vivvy En
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31/03/24 20:38:40 |
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"I'm not sure, Gerald. What's wrong with fifty shades of grey?" 25/07/23 8:02:40 |
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"I had a bad reaction to this and went to A & E. I waited ages to be seen." 05/12/22 20:27:40 |
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He's going to need a bigger newspaper 19/06/22 8:03:33 |
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"Dave, just give me back the salmon and we'll say no more about it" 23/05/21 8:41:39 |
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18/10/20 8:45:30 |
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"Would you do us a favour and fetch my stick?" 20/07/20 8:25:19 |
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I can't see the point of these 08/09/18 20:04:05 |
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06/05/24 8:12:34 |
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They didn't let their terrible colds spoil the day. 05/04/24 8:22:29 |
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Dave was out canvassing for votes on behalf of the Conservatories. 07/05/23 20:13:37 |
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"It's octuplets again, Mrs Petrov." 18/11/22 8:00:12 |
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"Where did you get all your bling from?" 04/11/20 15:06:08 |
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30/05/20 20:49:04 |
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08/02/24 20:06:09 |
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23/06/23 12:44:48 |
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"Nobody's gonna call me a couch potato." 08/05/23 12:00:13 |
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07/05/23 8:01:35, edited: 07/05/23 8:01:48 |
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Is that the Brollywood remake? --Karen McDonald
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"Now we have the x-rays we can clearly see there is no change." 06/11/22 8:38:34 |
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Try not to call everyone 'Dave'. 12/08/22 20:16:20 |
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Just call them all 'Bruce'. --Willie Johnson
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07/08/22 8:34:04 |
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25/01/22 8:00:50 |
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"I'll have to go, I'm out of lolly." 05/12/21 8:05:07 |
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25/06/21 20:03:42 |
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"You really should see a vet about that conjunctivitis." 20/04/21 14:08:41 |
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"Who lives there?" 16/02/21 20:00:25 |
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26/10/20 20:01:19 |
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Lol --Glyn Evans
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Dave's action shot was ruined by a bunch of dorks 01/04/20 8:16:50 |
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Still laughing at this 😂 --Karen Oakenfull
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I know the name but I don't recognize their faeces 07/04/19 20:13:06 |
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🎵 Sisters are doing it for their selfies 🎵 27/08/18 20:09:05 |
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"Anyone ready for craps in the lounge?" 22/08/18 8:33:16 |
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Dave's dad hadn't quite grasped the rudiments of 'Spin The Bottle'. 18/01/17 20:08:11 |
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"Im guessing you don't comb here very often?" 06/04/24 20:05:19 |
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14/03/24 8:36:08 |
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There were no guests, it was a privet affair. 12/11/23 12:13:09 |
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06/10/23 8:17:03 |
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"Thanks, Gran. The jumper fits perfectly." 08/04/23 20:00:10 |
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28/03/23 12:02:26 |
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Best buds. Their relationship has really blossomed. 13/07/22 20:23:23 |
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'Fetch!? In these heels? You must be kidding.' 30/06/22 20:17:07 |
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Raj let out the biggest fart imaginable. It caused quite a stir. 06/12/21 20:36:29 |
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14/11/21 8:47:42 |
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"Sesame Street? Hmm, take the third left then it's first on your right." 24/07/21 8:04:45 |
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A prime example of why single-use plastic drinking straws were banned. 09/07/21 8:16:11 |
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"...and where did you grow up?" 27/05/21 20:34:51 |
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🎵 Always look on the bright cider life 13/01/21 20:23:51 |
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How to scare the crap out of a woodpecker. 29/10/20 20:49:55 |
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And lose an eye! --Karyn Harrison
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12/09/20 20:22:44 |
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'Wish I'd never taught them how to play games on their phones' 29/05/20 12:12:51 |
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He's become part of the furniture... 08/07/19 20:14:31 |
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"Love, you sure that new washing powder is colour-safe?" 16/06/19 20:39:27 |
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For the fashion-conscious deep sea diva 02/03/19 10:17:32 |
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19/01/19 14:14:59 |
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28/12/18 12:08:51 |
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"I tried lifting a mini once - I got slapped across my face" 07/12/18 13:35:03 |
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I guess he likes to get slapped across the face? --Molly R
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05/09/17 9:11:00 |
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"OMG! The snow plough's coming!" 06/12/16 8:08:11 |
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...and I've just been cured of my foot fetish 12/02/24 8:04:47 |
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"I think you were a brilliant Prime Minister, Liz." 22/09/23 10:21:53 |
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Would-be suitors should see how many loyalty points she has 07/09/23 12:54:31 |
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"At night, if we're really quiet we can hear the moths coughing." 23/08/23 8:27:46 |
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"That's the last time I sit on the top deck. I missed my bloody stop!" 15/09/22 20:03:06 |
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No, I would NOT like the matching trousers. 02/07/22 8:47:07 |
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Haircutting: In Three Easy Steps 18/06/22 8:13:24 |
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It was an unfortunate way to find out her mother had a prosthetic arm. 18/01/22 20:39:06 |
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Film at 11. --Scrijjy Doo
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"Is there a deluxe version with a tongue?" 03/11/21 12:39:41 |
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20/10/21 12:00:22 |
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02/10/21 15:03:22 |
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That's what they all say --Glyn Evans
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"Yes, I can see the problem with your roof. We can certainly cure that." 13/09/21 12:33:38 |
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They are desperate for a leek 25/06/21 12:13:42 |
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"Bill, make sure you get a good photo of us." 06/06/21 8:38:57 |
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"Listen, can I call you back later? I'm up to my neck in it here." 28/05/21 20:01:03 |
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Congratulations Vivvy, terrific caption - loved it.
10:17am
comment on caption:
"...and that is why you should regularly clean and thoroughly dry your belly button." [Vivvy En]
I thought it was a polecat dancer.
9:02am
comment on caption:
For a change lap cat goes out dancing [Vivvy En]
crossing dresser?
2:09pm
comment on caption:
He identifies as a zebra [Vivvy En]
A Victim of... Coleslaw'ter.
10:53am
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"Oh, calm down! You're getting yourself into a stew." [Vivvy En]
"Oh Dear... Is that Worse than "Tape' Worms?"
10:59pm
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For decoration only. If consumed, may cause thread worms. [Vivvy En]
They are GRRR-E-A-A-A-A-T!
5:04pm
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They're the cat's pyjamas [Vivvy En]
Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the highway...
8:32pm
comment on caption:
Council requires photographic evidence to stem flood of pothole damage claims [Vivvy En]
"Probably, I always seem to get pregnant in March."
8:34am
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"Might you be pregnant, Tina?" [Vivvy En]
"If you wanna pull my udder,
you've got to make sure we're not burnt ends,
Standing in a field forever,
The boredom never ends"
Oh hold on, they're bulls...were all the Spice Girls secretly male? 🤔
7:57pm
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Ginger, Mel C, Emma, Mel B and who's it on the end...the skinny cow? [Vivvy En]
"We are completely out of 'Cheer'. Not your day mate."
12:19pm
comment on caption:
Best washed down with a cup of cheer [Vivvy En]