♪ Always look on the bright cider life

13/01/21 20:23:51

Don't touch the 2020 vintage, it was a shit year.

13/01/21 20:16:28

Grin and tonic

13/01/21 20:12:00

"Swig?"

"No, it's my own hair."

13/01/21 20:18:47

The last thing you want to see when you're on the bus and you spot the driver in his mirror.

13/01/21 20:07:16

9.30 am... lockdown number 3 ... today's started off well

13/01/21 20:03:38

Smirknoff

13/01/21 21:27:12

ShitFaceTime!

13/01/21 20:07:41

Tom and Sherry

13/01/21 20:00:07

Sonny & Sher

13/01/21 20:00:06

Get down Shep

13/01/21 20:00:06

Chin Chin

13/01/21 23:08:32

Sher Bert

13/01/21 20:43:48

Cider with Rosie Cheeks

13/01/21 20:29:54

If you put it to your ear, you can hear the sea... shanty swearing of drunken sailors.

13/01/21 20:21:08

I love my job as an Air Traffic Controller..

13/01/21 20:12:08

"This is your Captain speaking, Ryanair flight four double zero, is ready for takeoff."

14/01/21 1:10:30

They say drinking excessively during lockdown is bad for you however it clearly says here there's only 5% proof.

13/01/21 22:57:28

"Do I like it? ... one more bottle as a decider."

13/01/21 22:52:57

He's not the Messiah, he's just a very naughty boy.

13/01/21 22:11:21

Galas, Gravensteins, Newtown Pippins, Rome Beauties and Winesaps are good cider apples but avoid Cox or Granny Smith’s.

13/01/21 21:27:57

I've just had the Corona and didn't like it.

13/01/21 21:12:21

Dave overcomes his erectile problems by purchasing a bottle a day and sticking it in cider.

13/01/21 21:02:51

Steve joined AA last month, he brokedown again today.

13/01/21 20:50:39

Looks like he'll be in Casualty.

13/01/21 20:35:28

I sher do like this vintage.

13/01/21 20:32:53

One man and his hair of the dog.

13/01/21 20:32:34

Shelfie

13/01/21 20:32:18

Alcohol selfies--What have we become?

13/01/21 20:31:04

"I may not always make my own decisions, but when I do...
it's heavily influenced by this."

13/01/21 20:28:20

Blootered Peter.

13/01/21 20:28:01

♫ "Sherry.. Sherry baby," ♫ Til death do us part.. I do."

13/01/21 20:19:03

The Smile of Sheppy

13/01/21 20:18:40

Drink yourself silly

13/01/21 20:14:28

Scrumpy Jack

13/01/21 20:08:54

"Hoppiness, Hoppiness"

13/01/21 20:07:13

Simple pleasure

13/01/21 20:06:51

ShotsApp

13/01/21 20:05:41

"My wife says Sheppy's has been the best thing in cider."

13/01/21 20:00:21