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Vivvy En Vote score: 6748Vivvy En

How to scare the crap out of a woodpecker.

29/10/20 20:49:55

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And lose an eye! --Karyn Harrison
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19177Troompa Loompa

Kim Kardashian vanishes up her own arsehole.

29/10/20 21:28:53

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13141Stephen Bean

March 2021: I'm really not enjoying this Tier 9 lockdown.

29/10/20 20:00:26

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6748Vivvy En

Little Boy Peep

29/10/20 21:26:26

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Little bro peep? --Ross Davidson
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7252Hercules Rockefeller

"Oh, come on, now. Social services recommended more breathing holes than that."

29/10/20 20:16:21

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9910Chris Keegan

Thomas was 7 months overdue and his mothers belly button was looking pretty rough.

29/10/20 20:15:22

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10541Mr Dome

Don't stare through holes in toilet cubicle walls or you might go cock eyed

29/10/20 20:05:09

 
The Wolf Vote score: 9396The Wolf

Up next on 'Masturbating can make you go blind', a voyeur mistakes a glory hole for a peep hole...

29/10/20 20:00:16

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11220Neil Mackenzie

A paper view.

29/10/20 20:23:58

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15406Dan Nicholls

Police don't know how the hole appeared but say they are looking into it.

29/10/20 20:08:02

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13623Vanessa the Guesser

CCTV in the 70s.

29/10/20 20:04:48

 
stone face Vote score: 8328stone face

"I think dad does love me after all. He's just shot a breathing hole into my makeshift coffin.

29/10/20 21:02:55

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10541Mr Dome

I think he's a refugee but that's just a shot in the dark

29/10/20 20:55:44

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13141Stephen Bean

A Womb with a View

29/10/20 20:00:04

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23362Ian Skelding

"Look out, there's someone firing a gun .... didn't you hear me? I said look out."

29/10/20 20:41:16

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4731Stu Dent

Well all I can see is someone throwing somthing into the river from here

29/10/20 20:35:36

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32893Tony Edwards

Even the IKEA packaging doesn't provide much protection for Tom as his mother attempts to assemble a wardrobe.

29/10/20 20:31:51

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13623Vanessa the Guesser

As the midwife said when the Chuckle brothers were born, from uterus.

29/10/20 20:06:10

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32893Tony Edwards

Hide and peek

29/10/20 20:05:15

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23362Ian Skelding

Anne Frank occasionally saw daylight.

29/10/20 20:02:30

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 835alexandra ball

Peeping Tom.

29/10/20 20:00:39

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6491C CaMel

Crap Apple

30/10/20 7:05:49

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2916Scrijjy Doo

There's a dyke at the end of the tunnel.

30/10/20 2:15:45

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2916Scrijjy Doo

Peeping Tomboy

30/10/20 1:41:08

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6807James Lennox

"For Christ's sake Billy, get out of my wall and go surf porn on the net like normal little boys."

29/10/20 23:40:45

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2916Scrijjy Doo

Flash in the Pam

29/10/20 22:41:53

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2003Willie Johnson

[anon] is starting to run out of hiding places.

29/10/20 22:34:25

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2162Al Overy

"Interesting. This is clearly where Speedy Gonzales left the building."

29/10/20 21:40:18

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21102John Glover

"That nosey Mrs Jones is hiding behind her curtain watching Steve opposite peeping over the wall at young Juliet sunbathing topless to attract the attention of Her next door neighbour whom she fancies. You'd think they would all have better things to do. Weird bloody neighberhood I live in. Thought young Tom"

29/10/20 21:28:42

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 394Ellen Duncalf

Bulletproof Little Monkey.

29/10/20 21:24:35

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32893Tony Edwards

Little did Frank know that he would go on to invent the Brownie cardboard box camera.

29/10/20 20:54:17

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7140Glyn Evans

Young Norman Bates says "we lived in the countryside, we never had proper TV. Mother used to tell me this was the best TV we could afford. She wasn't abusive"

29/10/20 20:24:55

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13141Stephen Bean

Just another day at the orifice.

29/10/20 20:22:20

 
Eugene  Quill Vote score: 149Eugene Quill

"Cardboard box? You were lucky! We lived for three months in a rolled up newspaper in a septic tank!"

(Nod to Tony M. Python's Four Yorkshiremen)

29/10/20 20:11:45

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5260Chris Halliwell

♪ Living in a box, I'm living in a cardboard box... ♪

29/10/20 20:04:58

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4283Crunchy Chords

The Holey See

29/10/20 20:03:29

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9910Chris Keegan

Seems to me we've ruined the hole world for our children.

29/10/20 20:00:14

 
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