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Mad Wax
20/10/23 12:16:04
Men Beshaving Badly
20/10/23 11:02:14
He identifies as a zebra
20/10/23 11:03:26
In his spare time, Dave generously cultivates moustaches for burns victims.
20/10/23 11:11:26
Pins Striped
20/10/23 12:25:25
“When you said it’s 50% off…”
20/10/23 11:07:16
Gulliver regretted sunbathing in a field during harvest.
20/10/23 11:06:54
My son's been having these incredible growth spurts.
20/10/23 11:04:20
"Spying through the fence at the woman next door cutting her hedge again?"
20/10/23 17:28:30
Bandy legs
20/10/23 11:34:09
''Dave, why did you try to shave your legs?''''I'm an anti-waxer.''
20/10/23 11:05:00, edited: 20/10/23 11:35:17
"Dennis... will will you stop playing with the shaver when daddy's asleep"
20/10/23 13:36:26
"I think Dave's gone loopy."
20/10/23 11:38:34
"You missed a Bic."
20/10/23 11:05:36
He was half cut when he did it.
20/10/23 11:04:19
“Dave are you sure you booked the Brazilian not the African?”
20/10/23 11:01:01
Dave wished that he could get rid of this, Itchy, "Hairy, Ring Worm"... Before, 'The Dave Award's,' Ceremony."
21/10/23 23:36:55, edited: 22/10/23 16:43:40
🎵 That's neat, that's neat, not your feet, I mean your legsI really love your tiger pegs 🎵
20/10/23 11:42:55
Right, she'll be home in a minute, so focus. I'm standing on this which I've put over the top to cover it. I'm naked, I've had a last minute circumcision and I've shaved my legs like this to provide further distractions. Oh god, please work. She'll go fucking mad if she finds a Guinness stain on the new carpet.
20/10/23 11:38:17
Some people look good in pinstripes.
20/10/23 11:08:57
It was a mistake hitting on the woman at the waxing salon.
20/10/23 11:03:53
Lord of the rings
20/10/23 11:03:37
Dave was always in 2 minds about everything he did
20/10/23 11:02:55
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