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	'Hmmm, got the leotard sorted. Now to choose a workout DVD...' 15/12/20 8:49:44	2 14
Whichever one looks tastiest --Mr Dome
	He knows all the short cuts 13/09/19 20:43:39	14

	clever Mystery tour 04/07/19 8:32:22	14

	"Oh Officer, am I in hot water?" 29/06/19 20:56:00	14

	clever "I'm just going out for a quick spin" 06/03/19 8:22:17	14

	creative "Ah, Saturday morning. I fancy a fly-up." 12/11/16 8:37:22	14

	creative The heads and shoulders were fine but the knees and toes was pushing it somewhat. 16/12/23 13:25:10	13

	"Hey gorgeous! Wanna be a crash test mummy?" 30/08/23 20:11:17	13

	The eagerly awaited application form to appear on Caption.me. 26/08/23 20:04:08	13

	Time to unwind 01/01/23 20:24:57	13

	"It's time you shaved that moustache. It's looking rather stale, mate." 29/08/22 8:38:06	13

	Dear Mittens, Having a lovely time. Weather's nice, rocks are warm. Locals are hot. Fishermen are generous. Sorry you got caught and put in the cattery. Wish you were here, Tom 27/07/22 8:40:52	13

	Sit long enough and you become part of the furniture. 15/07/22 20:06:09	13

	"Do you think we cadaver nother bottle?" 12/07/22 8:33:49	1 13
"The last one lacked body" --Hamish Michaels
	clever Synchronised trimming 22/11/20 21:13:13	13

	Leaning Tower of Pisser 15/11/20 8:26:49	13

	"Yep, send me 500 litres, that's correct. I have an interesting client wants to go Ash Blonde." 24/07/20 8:30:24	13

	A police cover-up. 06/07/20 8:41:28	13

	"So that's it then, we're in a stable relationship?" 30/05/20 8:00:48	13

	Game Rover 01/05/20 20:19:22	13

	"Dave, when I said 'Bring a chick to the party'..." 28/03/20 8:23:23	13

	Ergh! Get an alley... 22/03/20 20:08:57	13

	"No ketchup, thanks" 22/02/20 18:34:09	13

	Grounded hog day 13/12/19 20:28:02	13

	lol "...and so I said 'OK princess...but look...no tongues'" 06/09/19 10:36:50	13

	-"He looks a bit rough today." -"Yeah, he went out last night." 30/05/19 8:32:49	13

	"I'm sorry but I'm out at the moment, please leave a message" 08/05/19 8:10:57	13

	Holy cow! 12/01/19 20:07:58	13

	"What a rubbish fancy dress party... there's no atmosphere." 24/10/18 20:23:09	13

	Mr Hubbard loved surprising his wife 12/09/18 8:13:52	13

	Beef encounter 22/07/18 9:58:23	2 13
Directed by David Lean. --Karyn Harrison
	creative x2 Young Akito here, was 7 yrs old when he set off with his pet to Show and Tell. The Truancy Officer has been informed. 22/02/18 8:58:04	13

	A pecker on the cheek 07/01/18 13:21:24	13

	"It looks like the printers are on strike again, dear" 17/08/17 8:46:38	13

	Eddie Van Healin' 17/01/24 8:24:44	12

	lol Wirewoolf. 09/09/23 12:25:11	2 12
Fabulous! 🤩 --Julia Kinsey
	lol "I'm very grateful and all that but next time just throw me a rubber ring, okay. So embarrassing." 15/04/23 8:04:52	12

	Viral staircase 10/04/23 20:00:08	12

	clever "He wouldn't take that jumper off so I washed it with him still in it." 12/09/22 8:37:07	12

	"I need my tablets, Dave. They're in the brown case or the black bag or possibly the big trunk." 28/12/21 20:17:51	12

	Thing was a huge Beatles fan 14/12/21 8:21:18	12

	Young Dave grew up to become a fireman. 09/12/21 14:21:22	12

	Dave had the pick of the litter 23/11/21 8:24:32	12

	"I thought we'd agreed we weren't doing f**king presents this year!" 28/09/21 8:08:33	12

	lol "You're not quite selling it, Nigella. Can you lick your finger or something?" 18/07/21 9:07:38	12

	"Okay, let's see that mad cow boil this one." 29/05/21 8:13:05	1 12
Alex would find a way. She'd probably take him to Yellowstone and push him into a geyser --Glyn Evans
	A Tale of Two Shitters 17/01/21 9:52:25	12

	New Kids on the Blocks 16/12/20 20:25:38	12

	"This year's a bumper crop 10/10/20 20:15:35	12

	He has a gamboling addiction 10/09/20 20:08:56	12

	Recipient: Mumndad@btinternet.com I've filled it again. ps: Bring air freshener. XX 02/09/20 8:42:14	12

	"Love, your dinner's on the hob" 30/06/20 12:32:02	12

	Ha ha ha... These captions are otterly hilarious 15/04/20 20:19:57	12

	"Would someone please lay the table?" 11/08/19 14:12:11	12

	lol "Love, at least you can reach the top shelf now." 23/06/19 20:30:46	12

	Is it cos I is ginger? 09/04/19 8:47:30	12

	"What happens if you pull this ro- " 23/01/19 20:26:18	12

	lol creative Police release CCTV footage of savage wart removal attack on Nanny McPhee 18/01/19 9:35:15	12

	Bearbeque 27/11/18 20:41:49	1 12
Or bear-be-queue! :^) --Crunchy Chords
	I couldn't decide which top to wear so I wore them all 28/10/18 20:27:49	12

	creative Visitors to the Horticultural Show were treated to a moving display of Heather, Jasmine, Poppy, Violet, Daisy and Petunia. 14/09/18 11:10:23	12

	Keeping abreast with the latest novels 15/10/17 20:17:33	12

	Goes well with his mousetache 28/07/17 8:11:28	12

	He looks a bit dippy 23/02/24 20:19:03	11

	I had a crap time 09/02/24 8:18:01	11

	clever Sillycone Alley 01/02/24 13:14:46	11

	"Oh, calm down! You're getting yourself into a stew." 12/01/24 12:13:57	1 11

	lol "He's chosen what he wants for Christmas, Dave. You can wrap it." 11/01/24 20:52:32	11

	Guess who had pilchards for lunch? 15/12/23 12:03:35	11

	"Dave, I think she's screaming that she wants to go faster." 27/11/23 12:12:06	11

	Trill sergeant 17/11/23 12:28:02	11

	"Felix, how much catnip did you give him?" 24/10/23 8:22:31	11

	She wishes to identify as a seahorse. 18/10/23 12:16:51	11

	"Now can you see that crack in the ceiling?" 23/09/23 14:42:20	11

	"Look what the cat's dragged in by" 02/09/23 8:16:21	11

	"I really didn't think it would take TEN minutes to get you hard!" 31/08/23 8:43:34	11

	"Hmm, he smells so good, Nancy. It's that new aftershave by Jean-Paul Goatier." 09/08/23 20:24:10	11

	"Just take the f****** picture," grumbled young Philip. 23/05/23 20:36:57	11

	Yet another tit lighting his own farts 12/05/23 20:00:13	11

	Ear doughfenders 04/03/23 20:33:22	11

	Greetings from us. We just wanted to say 'HI-YAH!' 07/12/22 12:29:23	11

	'Sharp right just here should shake off those tiresome goats' 14/10/22 13:04:25	11

	"Nice to meet you too," said the invisible man. 24/09/22 8:06:48	11

	creative 🎵 Heathcliff, it's me, I'm Catty I've come home, I'm so cold Let me in your window 🎵 08/08/22 20:19:45	2 11
Cat Bush? --Al Overy
	"Dave? I dare you to have a nibble off the edge and then we'll do a runner." 14/06/22 8:13:51	11

	"We could just use our jumpers?" 15/02/22 16:02:00	11

	"Please give generously, it's for a good cause. Carrie wants some new curtains." 09/12/21 9:32:58	11

	"Sharon, I think we've cured his constipation." 12/07/21 20:00:56	1 11
S'kids for you! --Al Overy
	lol "...and for my next trick, without touching either of these ladies, I will bang their heads together." 04/07/21 14:36:25	11

	I'd stuff that 08/03/21 8:20:21	11

	Even if it looks hilarious it's always best to say her hair looks lovely when your bird comes back from the hairdressers 08/12/20 20:37:51	11

	lol "Psst...I'm not really dead. I've got an acting job as a Serving Suggestion." 13/10/20 20:48:02	11

	creative "I'm going to snog a giraffe." 08/07/20 20:01:04	11

	I think it's a very helpful sign, on the hole. 28/06/20 20:30:28	11

	Sorry, ladies...but on the beach high heels are just not practical 23/05/20 12:08:38	11

	It's a dump 09/03/20 8:24:20	11

	"...and so we called her Carrie" 22/11/19 8:36:14	11

	A 'shroom with a view 07/10/19 10:11:43	11

	I wouldn't - he's a bit of a knob 10/09/19 20:24:29	11

	Dave worked tirelessly to rid caption.me of bicycles 10/07/19 20:52:07	11

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last comments (total: 305)

Congratulations Vivvy, terrific caption - loved it.

Stephen Bean

02/10/23
10:17am

comment on caption:
"...and that is why you should regularly clean and thoroughly dry your belly button." [Vivvy En]

I thought it was a polecat dancer.

[anon]

09/10/23
9:02am

comment on caption:
For a change lap cat goes out dancing [Vivvy En]

crossing dresser?

C CaMel

20/10/23
2:09pm

comment on caption:
He identifies as a zebra [Vivvy En]

A Victim of... Coleslaw'ter.

[anon]

15/01/24
10:53am

comment on caption:
"Oh, calm down! You're getting yourself into a stew." [Vivvy En]

"Oh Dear... Is that Worse than "Tape' Worms?"

[anon]

04/02/24
10:59pm

comment on caption:
For decoration only. If consumed, may cause thread worms. [Vivvy En]

They are GRRR-E-A-A-A-A-T!

[anon]

11/02/24
5:04pm

comment on caption:
They're the cat's pyjamas [Vivvy En]

Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the highway...

[anon]

13/03/24
8:32pm

comment on caption:
Council requires photographic evidence to stem flood of pothole damage claims [Vivvy En]

"Probably, I always seem to get pregnant in March."

James Lennox

15/03/24
8:34am

comment on caption:
"Might you be pregnant, Tina?" [Vivvy En]

"If you wanna pull my udder,
you've got to make sure we're not burnt ends,
Standing in a field forever,
The boredom never ends"

Oh hold on, they're bulls...were all the Spice Girls secretly male? 🤔