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	"It looks like the printers are on strike again, dear" 17/08/17 7:46:38	13

	clever "He wouldn't take that jumper off so I washed it with him still in it." 12/09/22 7:37:07	12

	"I need my tablets, Dave. They're in the brown case or the black bag or possibly the big trunk." 28/12/21 20:17:51	12

	Thing was a huge Beatles fan 14/12/21 8:21:18	12

	Young Dave grew up to become a fireman. 09/12/21 14:21:22	12

	Dave had the pick of the litter 23/11/21 8:24:32	12

	"I thought we'd agreed we weren't doing f**king presents this year!" 28/09/21 7:08:33	12

	lol "You're not quite selling it, Nigella. Can you lick your finger or something?" 18/07/21 8:07:38	12

	"Okay, let's see that mad cow boil this one." 29/05/21 7:13:05	1 12
Alex would find a way. She'd probably take him to Yellowstone and push him into a geyser --Glyn Evans
	A Tale of Two Shitters 17/01/21 9:52:25	12

	New Kids on the Blocks 16/12/20 20:25:38	12

	"This year's a bumper crop 10/10/20 19:15:35	12

	He has a gamboling addiction 10/09/20 19:08:56	12

	Recipient: Mumndad@btinternet.com I've filled it again. ps: Bring air freshener. XX 02/09/20 7:42:14	12

	"Love, your dinner's on the hob" 30/06/20 11:32:02	12

	Ha ha ha... These captions are otterly hilarious 15/04/20 19:19:57	12

	"Would someone please lay the table?" 11/08/19 13:12:11	12

	lol "Love, at least you can reach the top shelf now." 23/06/19 19:30:46	12

	Is it cos I is ginger? 09/04/19 7:47:30	12

	"What happens if you pull this ro- " 23/01/19 20:26:18	12

	lol creative Police release CCTV footage of savage wart removal attack on Nanny McPhee 18/01/19 9:35:15	12

	Bearbeque 27/11/18 20:41:49	1 12
Or bear-be-queue! :^) --Crunchy Chords
	I couldn't decide which top to wear so I wore them all 28/10/18 20:27:49	12

	creative Visitors to the Horticultural Show were treated to a moving display of Heather, Jasmine, Poppy, Violet, Daisy and Petunia. 14/09/18 10:10:23	12

	Keeping abreast with the latest novels 15/10/17 19:17:33	12

	Goes well with his mousetache 28/07/17 7:11:28	12

	Ear doughfenders 04/03/23 20:33:22	11

	Greetings from us. We just wanted to say 'HI-YAH!' 07/12/22 12:29:23	11

	'Sharp right just here should shake off those tiresome goats' 14/10/22 12:04:25	11

	"Nice to meet you too," said the invisible man. 24/09/22 7:06:48	11

	creative 🎵 Heathcliff, it's me, I'm Catty I've come home, I'm so cold Let me in your window 🎵 08/08/22 19:19:45	2 11
Cat Bush? --Al Overy
	"Dave? I dare you to have a nibble off the edge and then we'll do a runner." 14/06/22 7:13:51	11

	"We could just use our jumpers?" 15/02/22 16:02:00	11

	"Please give generously, it's for a good cause. Carrie wants some new curtains." 09/12/21 9:32:58	11

	"Sharon, I think we've cured his constipation." 12/07/21 19:00:56	1 11
S'kids for you! --Al Overy
	lol "...and for my next trick, without touching either of these ladies, I will bang their heads together." 04/07/21 13:36:25	11

	I'd stuff that 08/03/21 8:20:21	11

	Even if it looks hilarious it's always best to say her hair looks lovely when your bird comes back from the hairdressers 08/12/20 20:37:51	11

	lol "Psst...I'm not really dead. I've got an acting job as a Serving Suggestion." 13/10/20 19:48:02	11

	creative "I'm going to snog a giraffe." 08/07/20 19:01:04	11

	I think it's a very helpful sign, on the hole. 28/06/20 19:30:28	11

	Sorry, ladies...but on the beach high heels are just not practical 23/05/20 11:08:38	11

	It's a dump 09/03/20 8:24:20	11

	"...and so we called her Carrie" 22/11/19 8:36:14	11

	A 'shroom with a view 07/10/19 9:11:43	11

	I wouldn't - he's a bit of a knob 10/09/19 19:24:29	11

	Dave worked tirelessly to rid caption.me of bicycles 10/07/19 19:52:07	11

	Bumming a ride 04/06/19 10:03:44	11

	clever -"Mine tells me my heart rate, blood pressure and BMI. It's also a step counter, a route planner and weather predictor. What does yours do?" -"Moob support" 27/03/19 9:07:35	11

	'Mummy's purse will be safe here.' 17/01/19 20:07:18	11

	Thinks 'So much better than a car window' 13/01/19 20:49:58	11

	He's hoping this style will take off 06/01/19 8:03:50	11

	Where there's muck there's ass 30/11/18 8:04:34	11

	No need to stop - you're being waved through. 05/11/18 12:03:48	11

	Party pupa 29/08/18 8:47:06	11

	A bug's wife 16/12/17 13:58:48	11

	Dressed to kill 18/05/17 12:45:59	11

	clever 'The greedy cow can go without her Milk Tray,' thought Eddie. 11/04/17 20:40:32	11

	Rooms with a hue 08/10/16 12:54:53	11

	Sales slump 04/10/16 19:00:20	11

	lol 'It looks like your nan's going for a number two.' 10/09/16 7:09:30	11

	The Cold Bill 12/03/23 20:11:36	10

	"Dave, your shoelace is undone." 28/11/22 8:18:24	10

	The Rolo Spider is known to be scared of cooling trays but look here: A rack no phobia. 11/07/22 7:22:53	1 10

	clever "Fetch the dog, there's a good ball." 08/05/22 13:01:49	1 10

	lol Robert Palmer's backing group still unapologetic for turning you on 31/03/22 7:03:37	10

	...and now he's my Mum 28/12/21 12:02:09	10

	She wasn't so happy when the very hungry caterpillar found her 12/12/21 8:09:28	10

	Sh!t happens 18/07/21 19:41:08	10

	creative Anne of Green Stables 11/06/21 11:00:16	10

	"I see the old bag's split." "That's no way to talk about Melinda, we're still on friendly terms." 05/06/21 7:58:35	10

	"That was wonderful, Larry my love. Now I think I'll go and run you a nice, HOT bath." 13/04/21 19:12:04	10

	"Oh, for God's sake. It's SHOULDERS next, then knees..." 01/04/21 19:06:20	10

	It was knitted for me by my nanny 31/03/21 19:27:08	10

	It was nasty. They were bruts. 20/03/21 20:26:35	10

	That moment when you realise you didn't want to 'Send To All' 30/10/20 20:49:28	10

	Eating dis order 30/10/20 8:30:46	10

	"Doesn't it make a nice change from picnics, this eating out to help out?" 19/09/20 15:09:01	10

	No dumping 02/09/20 19:00:37	10

	I don't think it's fair that our parents get to watch the match and leave us folding the laundry 13/08/20 20:00:33	10

	"Elementary, Watson. This is the home of a bent copper." 17/07/20 7:25:25	10

	"Dave, how's the home schooling going?" 05/06/20 7:52:47	1 10
Break time & Dave's having a rest & the kids are off to the staff room for a fag. --Woofer 6
	clever "Shall I be mother?" 02/06/20 11:18:35	10

	lol That's the last time I do a Joe Wicks workout 06/04/20 21:03:26	10

	"Thank you, yes I do have a fine pair of thighs, don't I, monsieur?" 17/02/20 16:43:32	10

	Melody can play any tune off the top of her head 28/01/20 11:06:32	10

	When I asked her who the father was she clammed up 18/01/20 8:17:48	10

	Give us a push 16/11/19 12:03:26	10

	I think it needs a hug 06/11/19 8:52:11	10

	That's novel - a bird trying to pull Dave 31/05/19 11:30:21	10

	"We'll get you out, mate...Don't fret" 18/04/19 7:24:02	10

	lol 🎵 Dove don't live here anymore 🎵 07/04/19 17:39:59	10

	Tweetie Bye 07/04/19 12:17:10	1 10

	That's definitely not somewhere I'd keep my banana 10/02/19 20:19:33	10

	"I'll just stop for a snack, then I'll carrion." 20/11/18 20:06:36	10

	The race was on. No-one likes being late for bingo. 08/06/18 20:01:31	10

	It always makes people smile 13/05/18 20:01:08	10

	lol She doesn't comb here often 12/05/18 15:47:32	10

	She used to be all fingers and thumbs... it's no longer a problem 24/02/18 22:01:10	10

	Arm chair 30/08/17 19:56:24	10

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Willie, Johnny English is a parody of James Bond etc with Rowan Atkinson in the title role. The films are alright but also a bit naff but that one punchline is the one I remember the most from the series.

Glyn Evans

09/12/22
3:55pm

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"I suppose we could climb over it." [Vivvy En]

A-ha, I see Dave's true motives behind the nicely addressed letter above, dressed up in love - that old chestnut. Is this what the letter really says? 🤔

Dear Aunt Whilnelia (kudos on the name btw. Awesome!)

This ornate boot remover you got me must have cost a fair whack so that means you've probably got a fair bit in the bank so I'd like to know how much you're going to give me in my inheritance. I need money fast so I can't really wait for you to pop your clogs so what we'll need to do is figure out an arrangement where you can make monthly installments into my bank account. If you don't comply in paying up, for future reference know this, I have friends. They're desperate people and they're also fickle enough to do my bidding and follow my every instruction.

Please get in contact and show me a sign of your love and that you care by contributing to my future survival

Your money loving nephew

Dave

XxxxX

It really is heart warming, certainly brought a tear to my eye. Dave just wants to know that there's someone out there that cares for him even if he has to lovingly take care of a family member himself especially if it's their finances. You can't beat a bit of love, can you? 🥰 Love for yourself, love for people who you see as an extension of yourself even though they're not technically you, it's all so selfless, I love it.

Glyn Evans

31/12/22
3:51pm

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Dear Aunt Whilnelia,

Thank you so much for the very useful ornate bronze boot remover. You do spoil me! It was so thoughtful of you. Just as soon as my friends come over we'll move it into my bedsit.

Your loving nephew,
Dave
xxx

[Vivvy En]

God old Tina, I haven't seen her here for a while.

Barrie Bullock

17/01/23
4:22pm

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Meanwhile, looking down at the pathetic mess below, Tina pole danced knickerless and unfettered. [Vivvy En]

Hee, hee, she's pole dancing this one just for you, Barrie :)

(caption author)

17/01/23
6:31pm

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Meanwhile, looking down at the pathetic mess below, Tina pole danced knickerless and unfettered. [Vivvy En]

Is that an old Tin Lizzy?

[anon]

20/01/23
12:50pm

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🎵 The boys are back in town [Vivvy En]

🎶 If you like a lot of jumpers on your penguins join our knitting club 🎶. Not sure that works but it was the best I could come up with lol

20/01/23
12:51pm

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🎵 If you haven't got a jumper then you just can't join our CLUB 🎵
(Yep, wrong biscuit) [Vivvy En]

Fun fact: Thin Lizzy were named for a comics character named Tin Lizzie. They decided to change the name a little to have some fun with the pronunciation.