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Vivvy En Vote score: 11679Vivvy En

"Is there a deluxe version with a tongue?"
(Asking for a friend)

03/11/21 12:39:41

Tony Edwards Vote score: 37295Tony Edwards

Virgin on the ridiculous

03/11/21 12:52:00

Chris Keegan Vote score: 13766Chris Keegan

My wife bought one joking she wanted to find out what it would be like to kiss something more exciting than me! The following day she packed it and left.

03/11/21 12:02:26

Your wife must have been a materialist --Glyn Evans
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 7582Scrijjy Doo

Teeth sold separately.

03/11/21 16:55:02

C CaMel Vote score: 10114C CaMel

“Do you sell My First Promotion?”
‘Try the bottom shelf.’

03/11/21 13:54:36

Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 19840Vanessa the Guesser

A bargain at only 10 smackers!

03/11/21 12:10:31

C CaMel Vote score: 10114C CaMel

Be careful, my wife caught chlamydia from one of these.

03/11/21 12:04:30

Molly R Vote score: 3998Molly R

Build your ideal lover, week by week! Week 1 of this partwork is half-price.

03/11/21 12:00:39

Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 14364Neil Mackenzie

Sue bought this and practiced for a week. Then she had her boyfriend in her room and told him she was going to snog his face off once she had brushed her teeth. He was sat on her bed when he found this under her pillow. Sue came back and heard her front door bang, she looked out of the window and saw him running down the street.

03/11/21 18:42:59

Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 7582Scrijjy Doo

AKA My First BJ

03/11/21 16:52:31

The Wolf Vote score: 18295The Wolf

You never know when you might end up dating a person that had a bowling ball dropped on their head from a third floor balcony, so it's better to practice intimacy first to avoid embarrassment.

03/11/21 16:31:32

Crunchy Chords Vote score: 7352Crunchy Chords

"Don't be a shy! Now you can will be promiscuous!"

03/11/21 13:51:40

Ian Skelding Vote score: 31135Ian Skelding

Very realistic, after 6 months use it develops halitosis.

03/11/21 13:02:58

The Wolf Vote score: 18295The Wolf

"Dave, have you seen the present I bought Annie for her Hen Party? What? You tripped with your willy out and what?..."

03/11/21 16:21:43

Chris Keegan Vote score: 13766Chris Keegan

My wife accidentally sat on's been 3 days so far.

03/11/21 15:34:37

alexandra ball Vote score: 2203alexandra ball

Lip service.

03/11/21 14:12:51

Stephen Bean Vote score: 31018Stephen Bean

"I know you're trying to teach us life skills Miss, but is there a chance we could have one each, rather than the whole class having to share."

03/11/21 12:04:30

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