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BREAKING NEWS: Daisys second lunar mission ends in failure. (But the little dog still has a good laugh)
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Dave Bryan Vote score: 14442Dave Bryan

BREAKING NEWS: Daisy's second lunar mission ends in failure.
(But the little dog still has a good laugh)

16/02/21 20:02:51

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A moo launch? --Glyn Evans
Vivvy En Vote score: 7503Vivvy En

"Who lives there?"
"A stuck up cow."

16/02/21 20:00:25

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20731Troompa Loompa

"Well I did warn you not to use cowboy builders."

16/02/21 20:23:18

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 971Charles Gilbert

Stuccow.

16/02/21 20:08:08

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24152Michael Winner

"Dammit, stop pissing about with the teleporter Scotty.."

16/02/21 22:45:23

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8096Hercules Rockefeller

Cowabungalow

16/02/21 20:08:54

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16097Stephen Bean

Cornered beef

16/02/21 20:00:49

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Blast, I was a minute late and missed my chance to reuse my old joke from 2018 ( www.caption.me/461919 ). Here's a vote and a tip of my hat to you. :^)Crunchy --Crunchy Chords
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11626Mr Dome

Cowvity wall insulation

16/02/21 20:54:13

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 971Charles Gilbert

TWISTER 2:

Armoogeddon.

16/02/21 20:17:59

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11844Neil Mackenzie

Is this the China shop? I’m looking for my husband.

16/02/21 20:05:42

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16097Stephen Bean

An Englishman's home is his cattle

16/02/21 20:00:20

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10351Chris Keegan

Shame, it ended up getting bulldozed.

16/02/21 22:11:07

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11626Mr Dome

High stakes

16/02/21 20:12:28

 1
High Steaks... --Charles Gilbert
James Lennox Vote score: 8358James Lennox

At the rate new buildings are going up there'll be no farmland left.

16/02/21 20:08:26

 
stone face Vote score: 9426stone face

Mootel room

16/02/21 20:07:50

 1
No wonder he calls it his "Horny Room" --Mauris Iocus
stone face Vote score: 9426stone face

I stayed in that room, it was bloody friesian.

16/02/21 20:05:08

 2
Yeah, but chilled milk on tap. --Mauris Iocus
stone face Vote score: 9426stone face

Udderly ridiculous

16/02/21 20:03:23

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 5279Stu Dent

I think it's time we payed the milkman

16/02/21 20:01:18

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8096Hercules Rockefeller

Moovin' on up.

16/02/21 20:00:50

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 901Ellen Duncalf

No need to cry over split milk.

16/02/21 20:00:32

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24892Ian Skelding

Steakhouse

16/02/21 20:00:12

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3006Mark Wilson

"How's the new sheepdog training going?"

"Not great"

16/02/21 20:52:02

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20731Troompa Loompa

B-raised Beef

16/02/21 20:25:43

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She's a prize milker, has a ladder up on the competition. --Mauris Iocus
James Lennox Vote score: 8358James Lennox

Corner Dairy: (NZ) Convenience store.
Corner Milk Bar: (AUS) Convenience store.
Cow Corner: (NZ) Cricket position, deep mid-wicket.
Bum Steer: (NZ/AUS) Intentionally lead astray, misguide.

[Spare a thought for the geographically challenged ... Anon]

16/02/21 20:23:20

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3577Scrijjy Doo

This is why it is so important to buy free-range.

16/02/21 20:18:53

 
stone face Vote score: 9426stone face

The most stupid thing I have heffer seen

16/02/21 20:09:35

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3577Scrijjy Doo

I've heard of split ranch houses, but this is ridiculous.

16/02/21 20:09:20

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Split level condo, this season on Jersey Shore. --Mauris Iocus
Tony S Vote score: 1881Tony S

When you said a cow had gone through the side of your house I thought it was bullocks

16/02/21 20:04:51

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16097Stephen Bean

Cowpad

16/02/21 20:01:42

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 901Ellen Duncalf

Always said the old cow had a split personality.

16/02/21 20:00:11

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16097Stephen Bean

A room with a moo

16/02/21 20:00:08

 
Susan Oldham Susan Oldham

Do you think Simon Cowall lives here?

10/03/21 16:06:11

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 507Gavin Smithers

The quest for herd immunity

18/02/21 19:05:36

 
Ron  Allan Vote score: 5547Ron Allan

Well I blame you Maureen, I told you not to buy the red sheets

18/02/21 1:15:50

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7184C CaMel

Stock up

17/02/21 7:40:32

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6675Greg Curtis

"What happened beefore?"

16/02/21 23:26:51

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21525John Glover

Heidi high.

16/02/21 21:46:07

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5381Al Overy

Upsy Daisy

16/02/21 21:45:52

 
Mauris Iocus Vote score: 386Mauris Iocus

Wahlburgers

16/02/21 21:42:41

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3577Scrijjy Doo

The Wallbeef Astoria

16/02/21 21:13:09

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Is that anywhere near the Wallbeef Grasstoria? --Mauris Iocus
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33919Tony Edwards

Cowshead

16/02/21 20:42:49

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11626Mr Dome

My missus ain't half a cow

16/02/21 20:35:42

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33919Tony Edwards

Bricks and moortar

16/02/21 20:25:28

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2669Willie Johnson

"DO NOT tell me again that you weren't in a hurry when you built this house."
(He's definitely not in the moooood to hear it.)

16/02/21 20:23:54

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Mauris Iocus Vote score: 386Mauris Iocus

Mesmerized by our cattle, a narcoleptic AND lacking experience; our farmhouse builder was a bit of a Moo Yawn Rube.

16/02/21 20:20:33

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10351Chris Keegan

And for your last option on a place in the sun I would like to show you this which is udder your budget but I don't want to beef it up.

16/02/21 20:19:46

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We will Holstein you to that agreement. --Mauris Iocus
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5336Chris Halliwell

Let me in, it's Friesian out here!

16/02/21 20:14:13

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10351Chris Keegan

OK, so his ex wife lived there but how dairy

16/02/21 20:13:03

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 971Charles Gilbert

Has Kobe beef gone too far?

16/02/21 20:12:57

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Well, he did like the jump shots. --Mauris Iocus
Mauris Iocus Vote score: 386Mauris Iocus

MadCow NeathEaves

16/02/21 20:12:43

 
Peter Houle Vote score: 292Peter Houle

The Not OK Corral

16/02/21 20:12:40

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 971Charles Gilbert

I just knew they had to be sacred for a reason.

16/02/21 20:12:10

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20078John Llamas

It looks ridiculous but it keeps him amused. He deserves the odd pat on the head.

16/02/21 20:10:34

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 971Charles Gilbert

Well that's udderly ridiculous...

16/02/21 20:10:18

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 971Charles Gilbert

"Damn it Nightcrawler!"

16/02/21 20:09:32

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7933Glyn Evans

I see Damien Hurst is thinking out of the tank.

16/02/21 20:09:21

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14943Vanessa the Guesser

Moos property for sale: no Daisy chain

16/02/21 20:08:08

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 971Charles Gilbert

Now you're farming with portals.

16/02/21 20:07:24

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3577Scrijjy Doo

♪ ♫ You're just another steak in the wall. ♪ ♫

16/02/21 20:07:00

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 971Charles Gilbert

If I had a nickle for every time she does this...

16/02/21 20:06:12

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20078John Llamas

Shut the door it’s Freisian out there

16/02/21 20:05:51

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24892Ian Skelding

Wimpey home

16/02/21 20:04:09

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 971Charles Gilbert

That cow is plastered!

16/02/21 20:03:10

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1195alexandra ball

Rare breed

16/02/21 20:03:01

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14943Vanessa the Guesser

The walls have been freshly skimmed.

16/02/21 20:00:42

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14442Dave Bryan

These cows have been stuck on walls all over the neighbourhood. It's becoming impossible to escape fake moos.

16/02/21 20:00:17

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 5279Stu Dent

Because of a typo, Dave was left with a herd box on the side of his house

16/02/21 20:00:06

 
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