creative

BREAKING NEWS: Daisy's second lunar mission ends in failure.
(But the little dog still has a good laugh)

16/02/21 20:02:51

"Who lives there?"
"A stuck up cow."

16/02/21 20:00:25

"Well I did warn you not to use cowboy builders."

16/02/21 20:23:18

Stuccow.

16/02/21 20:08:08

lol

"Dammit, stop pissing about with the teleporter Scotty.."

16/02/21 22:45:23

Cowabungalow

16/02/21 20:08:54

Cornered beef

16/02/21 20:00:49

Cowvity wall insulation

16/02/21 20:54:13

TWISTER 2:

Armoogeddon.

16/02/21 20:17:59

Is this the China shop? I’m looking for my husband.

16/02/21 20:05:42

An Englishman's home is his cattle

16/02/21 20:00:20

Shame, it ended up getting bulldozed.

16/02/21 22:11:07

High stakes

16/02/21 20:12:28

At the rate new buildings are going up there'll be no farmland left.

16/02/21 20:08:26

Mootel room

16/02/21 20:07:50

I stayed in that room, it was bloody friesian.

16/02/21 20:05:08

Udderly ridiculous

16/02/21 20:03:23

I think it's time we payed the milkman

16/02/21 20:01:18

Moovin' on up.

16/02/21 20:00:50

No need to cry over split milk.

16/02/21 20:00:32

Steakhouse

16/02/21 20:00:12

"How's the new sheepdog training going?"

"Not great"

16/02/21 20:52:02

B-raised Beef

16/02/21 20:25:43

Corner Dairy: (NZ) Convenience store.
Corner Milk Bar: (AUS) Convenience store.
Cow Corner: (NZ) Cricket position, deep mid-wicket.
Bum Steer: (NZ/AUS) Intentionally lead astray, misguide.

[Spare a thought for the geographically challenged ... Anon]

16/02/21 20:23:20

This is why it is so important to buy free-range.

16/02/21 20:18:53

The most stupid thing I have heffer seen

16/02/21 20:09:35

I've heard of split ranch houses, but this is ridiculous.

16/02/21 20:09:20

When you said a cow had gone through the side of your house I thought it was bullocks

16/02/21 20:04:51

Cowpad

16/02/21 20:01:42

Always said the old cow had a split personality.

16/02/21 20:00:11

A room with a moo

16/02/21 20:00:08

Do you think Simon Cowall lives here?

10/03/21 16:06:11

The quest for herd immunity

18/02/21 19:05:36

Well I blame you Maureen, I told you not to buy the red sheets

18/02/21 1:15:50

Stock up

17/02/21 7:40:32

"What happened beefore?"

16/02/21 23:26:51

Heidi high.

16/02/21 21:46:07

Upsy Daisy

16/02/21 21:45:52

Wahlburgers

16/02/21 21:42:41

The Wallbeef Astoria

16/02/21 21:13:09

Cowshead

16/02/21 20:42:49

My missus ain't half a cow

16/02/21 20:35:42

Bricks and moortar

16/02/21 20:25:28

"DO NOT tell me again that you weren't in a hurry when you built this house."
(He's definitely not in the moooood to hear it.)

16/02/21 20:23:54

Mesmerized by our cattle, a narcoleptic AND lacking experience; our farmhouse builder was a bit of a Moo Yawn Rube.

16/02/21 20:20:33

And for your last option on a place in the sun I would like to show you this which is udder your budget but I don't want to beef it up.

16/02/21 20:19:46

Let me in, it's Friesian out here!

16/02/21 20:14:13

OK, so his ex wife lived there but how dairy

16/02/21 20:13:03

Has Kobe beef gone too far?

16/02/21 20:12:57

MadCow NeathEaves

16/02/21 20:12:43

The Not OK Corral

16/02/21 20:12:40

I just knew they had to be sacred for a reason.

16/02/21 20:12:10

It looks ridiculous but it keeps him amused. He deserves the odd pat on the head.

16/02/21 20:10:34

Well that's udderly ridiculous...

16/02/21 20:10:18

"Damn it Nightcrawler!"

16/02/21 20:09:32

I see Damien Hurst is thinking out of the tank.

16/02/21 20:09:21

Moos property for sale: no Daisy chain

16/02/21 20:08:08

Now you're farming with portals.

16/02/21 20:07:24

♪ ♫ You're just another steak in the wall. ♪ ♫

16/02/21 20:07:00

If I had a nickle for every time she does this...

16/02/21 20:06:12

Shut the door it’s Freisian out there

16/02/21 20:05:51

Wimpey home

16/02/21 20:04:09

That cow is plastered!

16/02/21 20:03:10

Rare breed

16/02/21 20:03:01

The walls have been freshly skimmed.

16/02/21 20:00:42

These cows have been stuck on walls all over the neighbourhood. It's becoming impossible to escape fake moos.

16/02/21 20:00:17

Because of a typo, Dave was left with a herd box on the side of his house

16/02/21 20:00:06