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BREAKING NEWS: Daisy's second lunar mission ends in failure.(But the little dog still has a good laugh)
16/02/21 20:02:51
"Who lives there?""A stuck up cow."
16/02/21 20:00:25
"Well I did warn you not to use cowboy builders."
16/02/21 20:23:18
Stuccow.
16/02/21 20:08:08
"Dammit, stop pissing about with the teleporter Scotty.."
16/02/21 22:45:23
Cowabungalow
16/02/21 20:08:54
Cornered beef
16/02/21 20:00:49
Cowvity wall insulation
16/02/21 20:54:13
TWISTER 2:Armoogeddon.
16/02/21 20:17:59
Is this the China shop? I’m looking for my husband.
16/02/21 20:05:42
An Englishman's home is his cattle
16/02/21 20:00:20
Shame, it ended up getting bulldozed.
16/02/21 22:11:07
High stakes
16/02/21 20:12:28
At the rate new buildings are going up there'll be no farmland left.
16/02/21 20:08:26
Mootel room
16/02/21 20:07:50
I stayed in that room, it was bloody friesian.
16/02/21 20:05:08
Udderly ridiculous
16/02/21 20:03:23
I think it's time we payed the milkman
16/02/21 20:01:18
Moovin' on up.
16/02/21 20:00:50
No need to cry over split milk.
16/02/21 20:00:32
Steakhouse
16/02/21 20:00:12
"How's the new sheepdog training going?""Not great"
16/02/21 20:52:02
B-raised Beef
16/02/21 20:25:43
Corner Dairy: (NZ) Convenience store.Corner Milk Bar: (AUS) Convenience store.Cow Corner: (NZ) Cricket position, deep mid-wicket.Bum Steer: (NZ/AUS) Intentionally lead astray, misguide.[Spare a thought for the geographically challenged ... Anon]
16/02/21 20:23:20
This is why it is so important to buy free-range.
16/02/21 20:18:53
The most stupid thing I have heffer seen
16/02/21 20:09:35
I've heard of split ranch houses, but this is ridiculous.
16/02/21 20:09:20
When you said a cow had gone through the side of your house I thought it was bullocks
16/02/21 20:04:51
Cowpad
16/02/21 20:01:42
Always said the old cow had a split personality.
16/02/21 20:00:11
A room with a moo
16/02/21 20:00:08
The quest for herd immunity
18/02/21 19:05:36
Well I blame you Maureen, I told you not to buy the red sheets
18/02/21 1:15:50
Stock up
17/02/21 7:40:32
"What happened beefore?"
16/02/21 23:26:51
Heidi high.
16/02/21 21:46:07
Upsy Daisy
16/02/21 21:45:52
Wahlburgers
16/02/21 21:42:41
The Wallbeef Astoria
16/02/21 21:13:09
Cowshead
16/02/21 20:42:49
My missus ain't half a cow
16/02/21 20:35:42
Bricks and moortar
16/02/21 20:25:28
"DO NOT tell me again that you weren't in a hurry when you built this house." (He's definitely not in the moooood to hear it.)
16/02/21 20:23:54
Mesmerized by our cattle, a narcoleptic AND lacking experience; our farmhouse builder was a bit of a Moo Yawn Rube.
16/02/21 20:20:33
And for your last option on a place in the sun I would like to show you this which is udder your budget but I don't want to beef it up.
16/02/21 20:19:46
Let me in, it's Friesian out here!
16/02/21 20:14:13
OK, so his ex wife lived there but how dairy
16/02/21 20:13:03
Has Kobe beef gone too far?
16/02/21 20:12:57
MadCow NeathEaves
16/02/21 20:12:43
The Not OK Corral
16/02/21 20:12:40
I just knew they had to be sacred for a reason.
16/02/21 20:12:10
It looks ridiculous but it keeps him amused. He deserves the odd pat on the head.
16/02/21 20:10:34
Well that's udderly ridiculous...
16/02/21 20:10:18
"Damn it Nightcrawler!"
16/02/21 20:09:32
I see Damien Hurst is thinking out of the tank.
16/02/21 20:09:21
Moos property for sale: no Daisy chain
Now you're farming with portals.
16/02/21 20:07:24
♪ ♫ You're just another steak in the wall. ♪ ♫
16/02/21 20:07:00
If I had a nickle for every time she does this...
16/02/21 20:06:12
Shut the door it’s Freisian out there
16/02/21 20:05:51
Wimpey home
16/02/21 20:04:09
That cow is plastered!
16/02/21 20:03:10
Rare breed
16/02/21 20:03:01
The walls have been freshly skimmed.
16/02/21 20:00:42
These cows have been stuck on walls all over the neighbourhood. It's becoming impossible to escape fake moos.
16/02/21 20:00:17
Because of a typo, Dave was left with a herd box on the side of his house
16/02/21 20:00:06
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