clever x4

Dave, a budding photographer, really hoped the bird would fly off so he could take a better shot

11/06/18 20:39:08

lol

I'm forever telling her she looks like a real tit going out with oven her gloves on

11/06/18 20:00:06

11/06/18 20:00:11

Cheep shot

11/06/18 21:10:00

The Darling Buds of Jay.

11/06/18 20:57:26

"You may well laugh but you try putting your makeup on with these for brushes"

11/06/18 20:28:05

I keep warberling on this thin branch

11/06/18 20:43:38

Jenny thought she could ruffle a few feathers with her new robotic hands.

11/06/18 20:20:19

"It's the yellow-bellied SNAP sucker..."

11/06/18 21:21:07

"If that's a 'common' warbler, what's it doing in a forest?"

11/06/18 21:19:40

She was the fittest bird at the Masquerades Ball

11/06/18 20:59:06

"I bet that I've got more twitter followers than you!"

11/06/18 20:00:17

"For my biology project I've collected evidence for the crossbreeding of birds and insects. First, here is a picture of an Australian Armadoo knocking up a Stickbug..."

11/06/18 23:20:11

- Quick Darling, there's a Tit in our cherry tree
- Well tell him to get down and piss off!

11/06/18 22:20:29

''Are you that group of wankers they show on the BBC before the programme starts?''

11/06/18 21:29:49

''There's a good film on TV. Why don't we spend the nightingale?''

11/06/18 21:22:13

Does she know she can land safely on this tree?
Yes. She’s just twigged

11/06/18 20:59:52

"What's this picture?"
"Yellowthroat the Parrot"
" No, I said I'm writing a book about Yellow Throat the Pirate"

11/06/18 20:32:52

The all-new James Bond movie: Goldfincher.

11/06/18 20:27:26

The Muffled Titter uses silence and camouflage when raiding beehives.

11/06/18 20:24:36

Looks like a Custard Dribbler.

11/06/18 20:20:44

"Attenborough, just call me yellow belly one more time ... "

11/06/18 20:12:23

Ok Batman I'm ready to fend off the evil Penguin and save Gotham City
errr but your not Robin, sparrow

11/06/18 20:10:43

The Mask of Sparrow

11/06/18 20:00:40

The White Faced Sparrow has some really peculiar eating habits for a bird, and often feasts on black pudding and custard.

11/06/18 20:00:28