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It was an unfortunate way to find out her mother had a prosthetic arm.
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Vivvy En Vote score: 8872Vivvy En

It was an unfortunate way to find out her mother had a prosthetic arm.

Tue 20:39:06

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Film at 11. --Scrijjy Doo
C CaMel Vote score: 8601C CaMel

‘How high are we Mommy?’
“Three Valium and two E’s, totally buzzing my tits off.’

Tue 21:09:26

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 21175Stephen Bean

"I'm not sure I want to play extreme musical chairs Mummy."

Tue 20:31:53

 
Joe Vote score: 1785Joe

Remember kids... NEVER accept a lift from a stranger

Tue 20:16:26

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 5586Crunchy Chords

High daughter mark

Tue 20:07:29

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 16797Vanessa the Guesser

In hindsight, it probably wasn't the best time to activate my wife's remote controlled love eggs.

Tue 21:03:45

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 21175Stephen Bean

"Madam, why did your daughter plunge to her death when you had your arm across her?"

"I had an itchy nose."

Tue 20:27:15

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 21175Stephen Bean

"This photo was taken several years ago. Some prat called Boris was in charge of health and safety then. A real party animal - got some important job in London apparently."

Tue 20:10:12

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James Lennox Vote score: 10188James Lennox

"Mr. Wolf, aren't you supposed to be doing a health and safety check at Snow King Chairlift?"

"Yeah, but it's caption time. I'm sure it's perfectly safe."

Tue 20:09:17

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Everyone has to have priorities.  --The Wolf
Stu Dent Vote score: 5503Stu Dent

Stairlift to heaven

Tue 20:03:25

 
The Wolf Vote score: 15301The Wolf

"This bar doesn't feel very secu..."

Tue 20:02:58

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 4617Scrijjy Doo

Deaths today: 936

Tue 22:49:07

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5860Lucky Elperro

"I told you there was no room for a labradoodle aswell"

Tue 20:39:41

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 27153Ian Skelding

OK Pete, press the tip button.”

Tue 20:11:52

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 9210Glyn Evans

Jackson, Wyoming. Famous for Dry Cleaning.

Tue 20:02:43

 
The Wolf Vote score: 15301The Wolf

"I need a wee."

Tue 20:00:08

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 2402Karen Oakenfull

“Isn’t this wonderful darling? Being the first people ever, to try out your father’s new chairlift enterprise?”
“Yes mummy, but why have we been up here since yesterday?…….
….Dad’s not coming back is he..”

Wed 3:48:21

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 4617Scrijjy Doo

The Make-A-Squish Foundation

Tue 23:39:03

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 4617Scrijjy Doo

Fortunately the ground broke their fall.

Tue 23:37:16

 
Al Overy Vote score: 9929Al Overy

"Mum? I've just soiled myself."

"You've done very well, dear; I shat my keks about ten minutes ago."

Tue 22:21:01

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 13156Mr Dome

Just a few metres from their destination the chairlift came to a sudden and abrupt stop. Fortunately their lives didn't as it took them more than three minutes to fall to their deaths

Tue 21:44:06

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 16797Vanessa the Guesser

Harm chair

Tue 20:48:40

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 18832Dave Bryan

Things seemed to be going well between mother and daughter but near the end of the chairlift they fell out.

Tue 20:25:38

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Ian Skelding Vote score: 27153Ian Skelding

“Everything seems to be running well Sir, we’ll fit the safety bars on tomorrow and will be suitable for public use next week.”

Tue 20:23:51

 
The Wolf Vote score: 15301The Wolf

"Mummy, who were those angry men at the bottom wearing the bright jackets?"

"They were maintenance men, darling. They'd just been fired."

Tue 20:10:22

 
Al Overy Vote score: 9929Al Overy

That's nice. Mother/daughter relationships go downhill after this.

Tue 20:01:21

 
John  Glover Vote score: 22203John Glover

"What's it like at the back there Edward ?"

Wed 2:56:28

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 1199Charles Gilbert

My childhood was tramatic.

Wed 2:06:38

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 4617Scrijjy Doo

Not very sporting, but way easier than skeet shooting.

Tue 22:45:29

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 22283Troompa Loompa

"Look, there a smiling 7 foot man with metal teeth coming towards us."

Tue 22:04:47

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 3465Willie Johnson

Jackson Wyo. why?

Tue 21:50:24

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 27153Ian Skelding

“Damn, I forgot to bring the parachutes … oh, it doesn’t matter, we’ll just jump anyway.”

Tue 20:29:10

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34950Tony Edwards

"Little does mum know that I have booked the return trip by zip-wire!"

Tue 20:18:49

 
Tony S Vote score: 3802Tony S

"Are you sure you should let your drunk wife look after your daughter , you know she's been on the piste all day."

Tue 20:15:52

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12592Neil Mackenzie

High Flyers

Tue 20:13:13

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1599alexandra ball

Look, no hands

Tue 20:01:25

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 21175Stephen Bean

"I'm sure Mittens will be fine darling."

Tue 20:00:26

 
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