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He's going to need a bigger newspaper
19/06/22 7:03:33
Don't you just hate it when someone tries to read the newspaper over your shoulder.
19/06/22 8:46:39
"Tracey, I think it's about time you emptied the kitchen bins."
19/06/22 7:06:27
Something tells me it's time to change those socks.
19/06/22 7:15:55
"Fee fly fo fum..."
19/06/22 7:19:06
''I've no idea how the old lady managed to swallow it.''
19/06/22 7:12:39
Neil has won Angler of the year for the last 5 years. He puts his success down to breeding his own maggots.
19/06/22 7:25:12
"How grotesque! Horrid 1950's sideboard."
19/06/22 7:08:12
''The flies don't bother me but I'm not that keen on the spiders.''
19/06/22 7:04:44
"Well it was you who wanted to move in next to the radioactive manure factory."
19/06/22 7:33:08
"Dave! Did you follow the instructions on that penis growth cream properly?""Think so. It said rub it on your flies."
19/06/22 7:31:05
''The TV crew has arrived, darling. What kind of a documentary are they making?''
19/06/22 7:01:26
Before Bob sat his pest control exam, he had a lot of swatting to do.
19/06/22 7:01:17
Tom sat wondering why his case was 10kg over on his recent trip to Madagascar.
19/06/22 7:00:46
Damn it. It's been over two hours and not one captioneer has mentioned it."Call the S W.A T Team"
19/06/22 9:09:54
When waiters retire some psychological traumas have a lasting effect.
19/06/22 8:31:00
Despite his realistic disguise, Phillip had yet to overhear anything interesting.
19/06/22 7:01:20
There was a real buzz about the room
19/06/22 7:00:55
Everyone thinks it’s a housefly when it’s actually a Mansionfly, they’re much bigger.
19/06/22 12:46:52
"Dear, the Hi Fly system's buzzing again"
19/06/22 9:41:02
''How long have you been suffering from tinnitus?''''It started a couple of years ago, doctor, when my new flat mate moved in.''
19/06/22 7:32:52
When you wish to be a fly on the wall, make sure you stipulate the correct scale.
19/06/22 7:15:53
"Dammit, Dave, have you been playing around with those telepods again?"
19/06/22 7:04:28
I ordered some flypaper on the Internet, and this is what they sent me.
19/06/22 7:01:36
And now for something completely different….
19/06/22 7:00:16
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