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“I need another pint, my urine is on the dark side.”
28/03/23 11:00:50
May the force pee with you
28/03/23 11:02:26
"I find your lack of aim disturbing."
28/03/23 11:04:43
""Stormtrooper! This is not the appropriate time for a Han Solo"
28/03/23 11:20:09
Helmet envy.
28/03/23 11:00:45
''I also need a crap but there's no toilet paper.''''Don't worry, Darth Vader, I anticipated this problem. There's a roll taped to my back.''
28/03/23 11:43:15
"When you get to my age you have to force it out."
28/03/23 11:00:25
Star Waz
28/03/23 11:00:13
Darth Voider
28/03/23 11:00:07
Wow you've got a tiny cock lord Vayyyyyyyyyyugyguggugmmm.....
28/03/23 11:22:44
"Let the hate flow through you."
28/03/23 11:12:35
“Good grief! The force is strong today!”
28/03/23 11:00:12
"Warning to all personnel. The Death Star has been hit. Evacuate. I repeat, Evacuate."
28/03/23 11:06:35, edited: 28/03/23 11:35:23
''So that's where you had your tatooine done.''
28/03/23 11:00:48
“Bloody hell, didn’t expect that to glow in the dark as well!”
28/03/23 11:00:16
The Empire Shakes Back
29/03/23 7:47:59
"Never cross the streams.""Wrong franchise."
29/03/23 7:47:43
"May the foreskin be with you."
28/03/23 14:16:10
''What do you think of this light saber, stormtrooper?''''Looks more like a glow worm to me.''
28/03/23 11:28:52, edited: 28/03/23 11:31:19
Revenge of the Pith
28/03/23 11:08:19, edited: 28/03/23 11:24:19
''Please go away. I can't pee with anyone watching me.''
28/03/23 11:04:35
“Darth, do you mind if I leave early today, I need to get ST834 from the childminders.”
28/03/23 11:02:54, edited: 28/03/23 13:39:00
A long time ago in a lavatory far, far away...
28/03/23 11:01:08
"Pew, pew, pew-pew-pew""Quit it!"
28/03/23 17:50:40, edited: 29/03/23 3:12:11
- Stop doing that under my cloak!- Why?- Because I am your father
28/03/23 13:08:51
"Good Do, innit?""Yeah, who you with?""I'm married to the Bride's cousin. What about you""I'm the Groom's uncle. Dinner was nice wasn't it?"Lovely, I had the beef,so tender..""I had the Salmon, melt in the mouth, anyway might see you at the bar later""Yeah. Nice meeting you mate"
28/03/23 12:13:47
This Johnson is fully operational.
28/03/23 11:59:37
Gays of today. You don't know how lucky you are. The lengths we used to have to go through to meet for illicit encounters.
28/03/23 11:34:59