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"...but Noah I've got TWO wives!"

21/09/23 19:08:05

clever

"No no no. It's 'TO be', not 'TWO be'. Get back to your typewriter and try again."

21/09/23 20:05:59

"Dammit, Cornelius, what did I tell you about hanging around those damn dirty hippies?"

21/09/23 19:14:59

"Fine, one bag of peanuts, but you mustn't tell anyone that you can talk."
"Two bags, and I don't tell anyone what you did with the banana last night."

21/09/23 19:02:16

The arguin' of the species.

22/09/23 15:26:34

Plato of the Apes

21/09/23 19:07:26

I'll be a monkey's uncle

21/09/23 22:11:39

How’s it go again?
Tra la la, tra la la, la
Tra la la, tra la la, la
Tra la la, tra la la, la
Tra la la, tra la la, la
One banana, two banana, three banana, four

21/09/23 20:20:20

"I evolved from you." Said the monkey.

21/09/23 19:06:18

"Listen Mr Chimpanzee. My wife went to the trouble of making you a nice cup of tea and I don't appreciate your gesture towards her. How was she supposed to know you only drink PG Tips?"

21/09/23 19:02:47, edited: 21/09/23 19:55:58