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Vivvy En Vote score: 13046Vivvy En

£50

"...and that is why you should regularly clean and thoroughly dry your belly button."

25/09/23 11:21:49

Thanks, everyone, for your kind words and funny comments. I'm so glad that James' caption was able to receive the recognition it deserved too, very worthy. And as always, thanks to Chris for all the work you do for us. Today begins a new month so we' --Vivvy En
Brian Butterfield Vote score: 879Brian Butterfield

It's growing on me.

25/09/23 11:00:20

Karen McDonald Vote score: 2532Karen McDonald

Photo Shoot.

25/09/23 11:04:19

Phil Swan Vote score: 2550Phil Swan

It comes with a stigma attached

25/09/23 11:11:07

The Wolf Vote score: 21415The Wolf

It was fine until a bloody pervert turned up with a leaf blower.

25/09/23 11:07:47

Ian Skelding Vote score: 32005Ian Skelding

Breast implant

25/09/23 11:03:35

Dave Bryan Vote score: 29691Dave Bryan

As autumn approached Dave became increasingly excited.

25/09/23 11:16:46

Mark England Vote score: 21690Mark England

"Are you ready for dinner at my parents, Cheryl? And did I ever tell you that my mother suffers from chronic hayfever?"

"Yes"

25/09/23 11:35:09

Glyn Evans Vote score: 11630Glyn Evans

Kite Moss

25/09/23 11:04:34

Dave Bryan Vote score: 29691Dave Bryan

By looking at the history of a caption we are able to discover that some captioneers don't have a f-cking clue what they are doing.

25/09/23 11:04:28, edited: 25/09/23 16:33:39

I almost didn't catch the self-deprecating humour until I looked in the "edit history". Well done. :^) --Crunchy Chords
The Wolf Vote score: 21415The Wolf

Lily.

25/09/23 11:03:05

Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 14785Neil Mackenzie

I was going to ask her back to my pad but her pad is better endowed than what I am.

25/09/23 12:24:50

The Wolf Vote score: 21415The Wolf

"Guess what. The guy in the wardrobe department just asked if he could take my flower. Dirty sod, I kicked him in the nuts."

25/09/23 12:09:58

Karyn Harrison Vote score: 9186Karyn Harrison

Chloro Phyll

25/09/23 11:27:17

Stephen Bean Vote score: 35133Stephen Bean

Babe Bio

25/09/23 11:26:49

Stephen Bean Vote score: 35133Stephen Bean

"I think someone's been spiking your drinks with Baby Bio."

25/09/23 11:17:18

Ian Skelding Vote score: 32005Ian Skelding

“That stems from eating too many seeds.”

25/09/23 11:11:07

C CaMel Vote score: 12609C CaMel

“You’re so vein.” 🎵

25/09/23 11:03:35

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