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Vivvy En Vote score: 7779Vivvy En

"Listen, can I call you back later? I'm up to my neck in it here."

28/05/21 20:01:03

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21659John Glover

"You are no 87 in the queue, please hold, your call is important to us."

28/05/21 21:09:58

 
Mark England Vote score: 18448Mark England

"Sue Nami? Sorry sir, never heard of her, you must have the wrong number. Bye"

28/05/21 20:10:32

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4774Crunchy Chords

Call wading

28/05/21 20:24:11

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25305Ian Skelding

"Where are you ringing from Sir?"
"I would say from the shoulders down."

28/05/21 20:00:12

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25305Ian Skelding

Ringing wet.

Nod to 20:00:12

28/05/21 20:47:40

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5577Kenny Ireland

Glastonbury goes ahead.

29/05/21 3:23:31

 
Tony S Vote score: 2329Tony S

O2 customers were not happy with their upgrade to H2O

28/05/21 20:04:34

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25305Ian Skelding

Nile tone

28/05/21 20:13:23

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7779Vivvy En

"Sorry, I can't come in to work today, I've got diarrhoea."

28/05/21 20:02:23

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A likely story. Prove it. On second thought.... --Willie Johnson
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5304Lucky Elperro

"Let me call you back. I'm desperate for a wee. There must be a toilet around here somewhere.

29/05/21 1:22:51

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11917Neil Mackenzie

London 2030 stabbing are down but speargun violence is on the rise.

29/05/21 0:35:38

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You're preaching to the choir. In 2030, we don't tolerate harpoon crime. There are three general rules to follow to avoid getting spear gunned1)Avoid certain dives and you'll be fine. 2)Don't fancy dress as marine creatures that ge... --Glyn Evans
Al Overy Vote score: 5968Al Overy

"Thanks for calling the Coastguard switchboard. Press 1 if you are a bit soggy, press 2 if you are partially submerged, press 3 if you are actually drowning. You will be asked to complete a customer satisfaction survey at the end of this call."

28/05/21 21:33:16

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 430Nina Dutton

“Hello doctor. I think I may have a water infection.”

28/05/21 20:53:35

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21225Troompa Loompa

Ahmed was desperately trying to reach the bank.

28/05/21 20:32:15

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15370Vanessa the Guesser

He gave me a torrent of abuse

28/05/21 20:17:19

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1508Dot Old

Telesales from the Riverbank

28/05/21 20:15:37

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8611James Lennox

"Hello, Telecom? I'd like to make a complaint about the location of your new phone booths."

28/05/21 20:15:34

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 430Nina Dutton

“The water is rising. Send me a boat.”
“Ok. I noah guy who can help you.”

28/05/21 20:08:58

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5968Al Overy

"Hi, love. It's me. You know I said I'd walk home from the pub..."

28/05/21 20:01:43

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5577Kenny Ireland

Avon calling.

29/05/21 3:45:39

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7779Vivvy En

Cold calling

28/05/21 20:37:16

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5968Al Overy

Now, the weather: It'll be dry in Rye, cool in Poole and, if you live in Lissingdown, you'd better take an umbrella.

28/05/21 20:23:22

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Or a boat? --Willie Johnson
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8303Hercules Rockefeller

"Damn, I think I called the wrong plumber."

28/05/21 20:08:25

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15120Dave Bryan

''I can't believe you want a pizza home delivery. Are you in Seine?''

28/05/21 20:07:55

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8611James Lennox

"There may be some delay, all our representatives are currently experiencing high volumes."

28/05/21 20:01:14

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16907Stephen Bean

"How's life?"

"Well, I'm flooded with calls."

28/05/21 20:00:08

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5577Kenny Ireland

"Martha. Would you stop moving about so much and hold your breath for a few more minutes".

29/05/21 3:39:41

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 2033Karen Oakenfull

Dev tried to get hold of the Water Board, but was too late because he was on the phone.

29/05/21 3:17:14

 
Anthony Smith Vote score: 120Anthony Smith

I'd like to order a boat please.

28/05/21 23:36:31

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3232Mark Wilson

There's a crack in it and the waters coming through

Dam

28/05/21 21:41:09

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3232Mark Wilson

As a matter of fact I have had an accident that wasn't my fault

28/05/21 21:33:58

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25305Ian Skelding

"Do you realise that by putting phone booths in the Ganges you've electrocuted half the Hindu population."

28/05/21 21:25:28

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 562Gavin Smithers

"Yes I can spell it for you. G-E-R-R-Y M-A-R-S-D-E-N."

28/05/21 21:12:01

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21659John Glover

"Hello, I'm ringing about the vacancy for a lifeguard."

28/05/21 21:00:29

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1508Dot Old

"Hi, make that a water taxi."

28/05/21 20:34:19

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1508Dot Old

"No, no operator, I don't want to call Amazon. I said I'm calling from the Amazon."

28/05/21 20:31:11

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8080Glyn Evans

"I'd like to report a fire"

28/05/21 20:27:41

 
Tony S Vote score: 2329Tony S

Call of nature

28/05/21 20:16:08

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5968Al Overy

"Hello? Is that the drycleaners? Yes, I wondered if you collect?"

28/05/21 20:09:59

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1267alexandra ball

No, the coastguard, the coastguard!!!

28/05/21 20:05:21

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5968Al Overy

"High...tide...will...be...at...8pm... precisely."

28/05/21 20:00:38

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15370Vanessa the Guesser

"Incontinence Helpline, how may I help?"

28/05/21 20:00:18

 
Ryan French Vote score: 100Ryan French

Husband: Hello my love,
You know how I canceled them swimming lessons you booked for us that I said was a waist of money because we live in the desert ?

Wife:I do yeah ?

Husband: sorry i was wrong again.

Wife: why do you do this to me ?I'm on my way, wait there !!

Husband: I can't i'm floating away now.

Wife: Hell No!! He ain't leaving me that easy im'a get a boat and fish his ass out if I have too.

30/05/21 1:22:28

 
John Beith Vote score: 164John Beith

When you said you'd give me a tinkle,I didn't expect this.

29/05/21 22:23:47

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 990Charles Gilbert

Can you hear me now?... Good!

29/05/21 4:44:33

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5577Kenny Ireland

Stream-line.

29/05/21 4:28:35

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5304Lucky Elperro

"Could you give me the home address of Barnes Wallace please".

29/05/21 1:25:02

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3674Scrijjy Doo

"Can you hear me now?"

28/05/21 22:20:22

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3674Scrijjy Doo

This never would happen with a cell phone.

28/05/21 22:19:46

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 562Gavin Smithers

"Is that Princess Anne? Can you release those four chaps and their boat?"

28/05/21 21:10:59

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25305Ian Skelding

Exe tension

28/05/21 20:43:04

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2798Willie Johnson

"Hello Auto Club? It's me again, the one who's car is flooded. Could you send another diver? Yes that's right. Diver, not driver."

28/05/21 20:24:59

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8611James Lennox

"Ok, well when the little Dutch Boy gets off his PlayStation can you tell him he's fired."

28/05/21 20:07:26

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15370Vanessa the Guesser

No wonder they called them Yellow Pages.

28/05/21 20:05:28

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8303Hercules Rockefeller

An Inconvenient Booth

28/05/21 20:01:29

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5968Al Overy

Should've made it a trunk call.

28/05/21 20:00:07

 
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