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"Listen, can I call you back later? I'm up to my neck in it here."
28/05/21 19:01:03
"You are no 87 in the queue, please hold, your call is important to us."
28/05/21 20:09:58
"Sue Nami? Sorry sir, never heard of her, you must have the wrong number. Bye"
28/05/21 19:10:32
28/05/21 19:24:11
"Where are you ringing from Sir?""I would say from the shoulders down."
28/05/21 19:00:12
Ringing wet.Nod to 20:00:12
28/05/21 19:47:40
Glastonbury goes ahead.
29/05/21 2:23:31
O2 customers were not happy with their upgrade to H2O
28/05/21 19:04:34
Nile tone
28/05/21 19:13:23
"Sorry, I can't come in to work today, I've got diarrhoea."
28/05/21 19:02:23
"Let me call you back. I'm desperate for a wee. There must be a toilet around here somewhere.
29/05/21 0:22:51
London 2030 stabbing are down but speargun violence is on the rise.
28/05/21 23:35:38
"Thanks for calling the Coastguard switchboard. Press 1 if you are a bit soggy, press 2 if you are partially submerged, press 3 if you are actually drowning. You will be asked to complete a customer satisfaction survey at the end of this call."
28/05/21 20:33:16
"Hello doctor. I think I may have a water infection."
28/05/21 19:53:35
Ahmed was desperately trying to reach the bank.
28/05/21 19:32:15
He gave me a torrent of abuse
28/05/21 19:17:19
Telesales from the Riverbank
28/05/21 19:15:37
"Hello, Telecom? I'd like to make a complaint about the location of your new phone booths."
28/05/21 19:15:34
"The water is rising. Send me a boat.""Ok. I noah guy who can help you."
28/05/21 19:08:58
"Hi, love. It's me. You know I said I'd walk home from the pub..."
28/05/21 19:01:43
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