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"Listen, can I call you back later? Im up to my neck in it here."
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Vivvy En Vote score: 9800Vivvy En

"Listen, can I call you back later? I'm up to my neck in it here."

28/05/21 20:01:03

 
John  Glover Vote score: 22575John Glover

"You are no 87 in the queue, please hold, your call is important to us."

28/05/21 21:09:58

 
Mark England Vote score: 19841Mark England

"Sue Nami? Sorry sir, never heard of her, you must have the wrong number. Bye"

28/05/21 20:10:32

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 6143Crunchy Chords
"Listen, can I call you back later? Im up to my neck in it here."

28/05/21 20:24:11

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 28579Ian Skelding

"Where are you ringing from Sir?"
"I would say from the shoulders down."

28/05/21 20:00:12

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 28579Ian Skelding

Ringing wet.

Nod to 20:00:12

28/05/21 20:47:40

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5900Kenny Ireland

Glastonbury goes ahead.

29/05/21 3:23:31

 
Tony S Vote score: 5119Tony S

O2 customers were not happy with their upgrade to H2O

28/05/21 20:04:34

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 28579Ian Skelding

Nile tone

28/05/21 20:13:23

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 9800Vivvy En

"Sorry, I can't come in to work today, I've got diarrhoea."

28/05/21 20:02:23

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A likely story. Prove it. On second thought.... --Willie Johnson
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 6128Lucky Elperro

"Let me call you back. I'm desperate for a wee. There must be a toilet around here somewhere.

29/05/21 1:22:51

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 13236Neil Mackenzie

London 2030 stabbing are down but speargun violence is on the rise.

29/05/21 0:35:38

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You're preaching to the choir. In 2030, we don't tolerate harpoon crime. There are three general rules to follow to avoid getting spear gunned1)Avoid certain dives and you'll be fine. 2)Don't fancy dress as marine creatures that ge... --Glyn Evans
Al Overy Vote score: 12589Al Overy

"Thanks for calling the Coastguard switchboard. Press 1 if you are a bit soggy, press 2 if you are partially submerged, press 3 if you are actually drowning. You will be asked to complete a customer satisfaction survey at the end of this call."

28/05/21 21:33:16

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 903Nina Dutton

"Hello doctor. I think I may have a water infection."

28/05/21 20:53:35

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 22407Troompa Loompa

Ahmed was desperately trying to reach the bank.

28/05/21 20:32:15

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 17902Vanessa the Guesser

He gave me a torrent of abuse

28/05/21 20:17:19

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1904Dot Old

Telesales from the Riverbank

28/05/21 20:15:37

 
James Lennox Vote score: 11534James Lennox

"Hello, Telecom? I'd like to make a complaint about the location of your new phone booths."

28/05/21 20:15:34

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 903Nina Dutton

"The water is rising. Send me a boat."
"Ok. I noah guy who can help you."

28/05/21 20:08:58

 
Al Overy Vote score: 12589Al Overy

"Hi, love. It's me. You know I said I'd walk home from the pub..."

28/05/21 20:01:43

 
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