Raj let out the biggest fart imaginable. It caused quite a stir.

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Vivvy En	lol x2 Raj let out the biggest fart imaginable. It caused quite a stir. 06/12/21 20:36:29	15

stoneface1	"Who's on the till tonight?" "Stew." 06/12/21 20:01:37	14

C CaMel	“Fancy an Indian?” 06/12/21 20:22:06	10

stoneface1	Souperman 06/12/21 20:32:44	8

Hercules Rockefeller	Soup of the Dave 06/12/21 20:01:16	8

The Wolf	"Welcome back to 'I'm a Captioneer, get me out of here'. Ok Dave, you just have to sit in this boiling pan of water until Mr Dome or Chris Keegan votes for one of your captions." "Oh shit" 06/12/21 22:31:58	3 7
Hahahaha. Nice taunt :). To be fair my new year's resolution is to get back to my old voting ways and vote for any old trash. I'll start with this one :) --Mr Dome
stoneface1	Pa boiled.. 06/12/21 21:10:19	6

The Wolf	Meanwhile in the parallel universe, a family of Lobsters were browsing the menu. 06/12/21 20:13:23	5

stoneface1	Peter Pan.. 06/12/21 20:02:04	5

Stu Dent	He only checking the stock 06/12/21 20:00:30	5

The Wolf	Working in the restaurant, day 3. Gordon Ramsay was in a particularly bad mood with me today. 06/12/21 20:42:29	4

James Lennox	"Hello, I'm here to pick up the prawn vindaloo under Mr. Dalek." 06/12/21 20:21:21	3

Glad You Remember	"What's he sitting in?" "His cauldron." "OK, sorry: what's Ron sitting in?" 07/12/21 11:51:07	2

Neil Mackenzie	There was no formal training you just have to learn on the hob. 06/12/21 23:58:40	2

Stephen Bean	Harry Potter 06/12/21 23:56:02	2

Vivvy En	Rubbish place - it's gone to pot 06/12/21 20:19:54	2

Crunchy Chords	"I made the mistake of calling the kettle black." 06/12/21 20:08:15	1 2
"It gets so repetitive with customers always making that "pot calling the kettle black" joke. All I reply is that I am black, now fuck off. I don't care if I get fired, customers should be able to take a joke too" --Glyn Evans

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