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Raj let out the biggest fart imaginable. It caused quite a stir.
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Vivvy En Vote score: 9800Vivvy En

Raj let out the biggest fart imaginable. It caused quite a stir.

06/12/21 20:36:29

 
stoneface1 Vote score: 1239stoneface1

"Who's on the till tonight?"

"Stew."

06/12/21 20:01:37

 
C CaMel Vote score: 8806C CaMel

“Fancy an Indian?”

06/12/21 20:22:06

 
stoneface1 Vote score: 1239stoneface1

Souperman

06/12/21 20:32:44

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 9948Hercules Rockefeller

Soup of the Dave

06/12/21 20:01:16

 
The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

"Welcome back to 'I'm a Captioneer, get me out of here'. Ok Dave, you just have to sit in this boiling pan of water until Mr Dome or Chris Keegan votes for one of your captions."

"Oh shit"

06/12/21 22:31:58

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Hahahaha. Nice taunt :). To be fair my new year's resolution is to get back to my old voting ways and vote for any old trash. I'll start with this one :)  --Mr Dome
stoneface1 Vote score: 1239stoneface1

Pa boiled..

06/12/21 21:10:19

 
The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

Meanwhile in the parallel universe, a family of Lobsters were browsing the menu.

06/12/21 20:13:23

 
stoneface1 Vote score: 1239stoneface1

Peter Pan..

06/12/21 20:02:04

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 5520Stu Dent

He only checking the stock

06/12/21 20:00:30

 
The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

Working in the restaurant, day 3. Gordon Ramsay was in a particularly bad mood with me today.

06/12/21 20:42:29

 
James Lennox Vote score: 11533James Lennox

"Hello, I'm here to pick up the prawn vindaloo under Mr. Dalek."

06/12/21 20:21:21

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 2200Glad You Remember

"What's he sitting in?"
"His cauldron."
"OK, sorry: what's Ron sitting in?"

07/12/21 11:51:07

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 13236Neil Mackenzie

There was no formal training you just have to learn on the hob.

06/12/21 23:58:40

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23893Stephen Bean

Harry Potter

06/12/21 23:56:02

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 9800Vivvy En

Rubbish place - it's gone to pot

06/12/21 20:19:54

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 6143Crunchy Chords

"I made the mistake of calling the kettle black."

06/12/21 20:08:15

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"It gets so repetitive with customers always making that "pot calling the kettle black" joke. All I reply is that I am black, now fuck off. I don't care if I get fired, customers should be able to take a joke too"  --Glyn Evans
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