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Mary was always prone to releasing gas at the wrong times
07/10/23 7:31:37
Lisa wasn't usually an arsonist, but waiting behind the red car for 7 minutes whilst watching the driver in the kiosk as he browsed magazines pushed her over the edge.
07/10/23 7:15:47
Who's that good girl?
05/10/23 7:06:24
Hoppy hour
03/10/23 11:10:43
Knuckle sandwich
01/10/23 7:02:03
"Sanderson Ford Dealership, how may I help?""Hi, It's Mr Jones, I left you literally two minutes ago. Listen, about this test drive..."
29/09/23 11:07:08
In lieu of a bowl
26/09/23 19:10:49
It's growing on me.
25/09/23 11:00:20
Ommm Lovin' it.
22/09/23 19:00:42
I have warm mammaries of wearing this jumper
21/09/23 7:28:00
It's fine, she has a spare tyre.
20/09/23 11:33:49
Now closed due to non-collection.
19/09/23 11:03:37
"No, I don't breast-feed him, actually. Why do you ask?"
16/09/23 11:02:50
"Dave, can't you just admit this was a bad idea and pay the congestion charge."
14/09/23 11:31:42
"Humping the radiator isn't going to help, Rex."
14/09/23 7:01:34
Probably involves a lot of red tape.
08/09/23 20:14:08
"Alas poor Yorick! I brew him."
08/09/23 11:09:26
"So, what's it like sitting on a horse stool?""Yeah It's nice but I prefer standing in dog shit to be honest. And I'm quite fond of fish poo because it reminds me of little worms...Oh hang on, did you mean..""Just making small talk, mate. Gotta go."
08/09/23 7:43:52
"Hey gorgeous! Wanna be a crash test mummy?"
30/08/23 19:11:17
The eagerly awaited application form to appear on Caption.me.
26/08/23 19:04:08
I can't wear my oak boots I got acorn.
24/08/23 11:10:45
“After 8 years of celibacy Dave joined the mile high club.”
23/08/23 19:02:12
Nuns on the Rum
19/08/23 11:00:13
''I'd have him for lunch but he'll probably start repeating on me.''
18/08/23 19:06:37
An old study found that to disguise their emotions, men took to peeling onions whilst watching The Little House On The Prarie.
16/08/23 19:19:16
Behind the benign smile lay a sinister tale. Mildred's husband had disappeared in 1972 and nothing had been seen of him since. On every birthday, Mildred prepared herself a treat, and for her 95th, she'd saved something very special.
16/08/23 7:13:01
Purrly Gate
11/08/23 11:24:55
No Bat Nursery would be complete without a Bat Mobile.
11/08/23 7:13:58
I've fooled you once again, Mr Bond
08/08/23 11:45:43, edited: 08/08/23 13:19:20
There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children she didn't know what to do . So she sold up and bought herself 2 mobile homes.
05/08/23 11:31:31
These boots weren't made for walkin'
05/08/23 11:01:45
"Don't worry lads, it's fine, but if you hear that woodpecker again- run."
04/08/23 7:14:07
Paint by lumber
04/08/23 7:02:54
Such amazing grace
01/08/23 19:12:37
Drifting off to sleep
30/07/23 11:08:43, edited: 30/07/23 11:09:29
“My parents left me like this and also desserted my brother.”
26/07/23 7:09:59
Tip Gear
24/07/23 11:06:16
"See Jill. I told you that I thought the water tasted a bit funny lately"
22/07/23 19:09:46, edited: 22/07/23 19:12:29
Palate of the Apes
17/07/23 11:25:29, edited: 17/07/23 11:30:16
Van for sale. Low silage
16/07/23 7:18:46
Party Animal
14/07/23 19:14:31
Me and my brother would always fight over who would play with the weird bald man.
11/07/23 11:12:51
"Sharon, you know I'm up for helping with these campaigns, but Transexual Jaundice Awareness Week, seriously?"
06/07/23 11:46:33
Romancing the Throne
04/07/23 19:36:15
The Good, the Baaad and the Ugly
26/06/23 7:02:02, edited: 26/06/23 11:54:30
The United Colours of Benidorm.
25/06/23 12:30:04
"The fecking boss is always on my back"
24/06/23 11:11:03
"And how am I supposed to reach the pedals?"
23/06/23 7:18:52
John had a terrible but understandable fear of seagulls.
21/06/23 7:12:58
"The children grow so quickly, don't they dear?""Yes, seems like every time I turn my back they shoot up."
19/06/23 14:32:13
- What's it like being in your family?- We have our uppers and downers
19/06/23 12:10:00
"Sir, we have three Brazilian specialties for you to enjoy.""Mmmmph... How many's 'a Brazilian'?"
17/06/23 19:16:26
I got it at a flea market.
12/06/23 12:29:42
Supermarket sweep.
10/06/23 7:17:59
Dave the hurdler was overjoyed at beatiñg his previous track record.
04/06/23 8:01:12
Crappuccino
03/06/23 11:01:15
"You're gonna eat me? Thank God, for one minute I thought you was gonna play an Ed Sheeran"
31/05/23 19:18:56
Very nice love, but I was actually hoping for a scarf.
26/05/23 11:05:07, edited: 26/05/23 11:31:50
Roadodendrons
24/05/23 19:00:29
It's not often you see newsreaders out and about.
24/05/23 7:02:49
"Daddy, Is Henry enjoying the box we made?""He was until the neighbour's cat got in through the window. Poor Henry, he was such a lovely Hamster."
22/05/23 7:44:37
Tinder finally reaches Norfolk.
19/05/23 7:02:35
Barnsley “not fully prepared” for electric vehicle revolution, say local officials.
17/05/23 7:04:30
"Are you sure I'll land on my feet?"
16/05/23 7:08:30
"You couldn't hit a cows arse at 50 paces, Zeus.""Hold my beer."
11/05/23 11:28:41
08/05/23 20:30:59, edited: 05/06/23 14:50:23
Good to see Ray Reardon out and about
06/05/23 19:12:38
"Ah look, we're coming to a store, we'll get some provisions as the map says there's not another store for 250 miles.....KEEP DRIVING!"
05/05/23 7:21:33
“At school I was voted most likely to succeed…”
03/05/23 11:15:20
As luck would have it Brian had been looking for a way to break the ice with Beryl for ages.
02/05/23 19:08:51
Dave has always had a tendency to pose. It's a poor trait.
02/05/23 7:12:53
I can’t play tennis when I’m hungover either
01/05/23 19:21:53
Your passport photo is rejected."Damn. Still flightless."
28/04/23 19:11:15
"I said get a LARGER pool."
27/04/23 19:31:03
“Irene? That family next door has sent us another one of their Christmas cards.”
26/04/23 11:47:12
Tom always carried his veg around with him as he’d lost the plot
24/04/23 13:24:28, edited: 24/04/23 13:29:47
The Thirty-Sign Steps
23/04/23 11:00:15
Unfortunately for Nena, her cat had another 98 to get through
22/04/23 19:01:05
Clerk Kent
21/04/23 19:00:15
Even at the age of 4, Sophie was already learning how to throw her weight around
19/04/23 7:17:49, edited: 19/04/23 7:18:57
"Time to round-up the chickens."
16/04/23 7:34:04
Escape Room
15/04/23 11:00:13
🔊Hello Whipsnade security“Hi Alan, I’m working from home tomorrow, see you Thursday”
11/04/23 7:42:13
Soul trader
08/04/23 7:00:10
Hurt cuisine
06/04/23 19:15:32
License to grill.
03/04/23 8:53:57
"I'm ready for any altar-cations."
02/04/23 11:07:18
Four Weddings and a Funeral
02/04/23 11:00:06
30/03/23 19:00:12, edited: 30/03/23 19:21:18
"Excuse me Sir. Good on you for picking up the dog's poo, but don't you think your Great Dane should see a vet?"
30/03/23 11:00:19
"I don't care how long it takes, one day I will get a winning caption."
27/03/23 19:00:11
Jackdaw the Ripper
24/03/23 12:02:28
Dunk Bed
23/03/23 12:03:39
Steve put a lot of emulsion into his drumming.
21/03/23 12:00:45
"The good news madam is we've managed to rescue your cat..."
20/03/23 12:18:53
As Paul hopped to the toilet he realised he'd have been better off if he'd put his prosthetic leg on first
20/03/23 8:00:54
"Now where did I leave my Rowan boat?"
17/03/23 8:00:10
Male order.
14/03/23 8:00:20
"Just my luck, it's flush hour."
13/03/23 20:12:56
Should have used a firewall.
08/03/23 20:00:16
