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Behind the benign smile lay a sinister tale. Mildred's husband had disappeared in 1972 and nothing had been seen of him since. On every birthday, Mildred prepared herself a treat, and for her 95th, she'd saved something very special.
16/08/23 7:13:01
It was the most sinister end to Colin the Caterpillar
16/08/23 7:26:23
Poor old Frank had died 15 years earlier, but to save money Mavis had insisted on cremating him piece by piece.
16/08/23 7:10:26
"Do you think Mum will be fine while we're on holiday for 3 weeks?" "Of course darling. I popped in to see her and she was enjoying the birthday cake you made her and cooking sausages for tea."
16/08/23 7:17:23
"That's it Gran, there's Coventry Cathedral and here come the incendiary bombs, wheee!"
16/08/23 7:37:48
You never forget an old flame.
16/08/23 7:06:00
"I haven't seen one as good as this for 75 years!"
16/08/23 7:05:10, edited: 16/08/23 7:05:16
"Boy, is she gonna be surprised when she sees the microwave we got her for her birthday."
16/08/23 7:09:55
Even at 95, Margaret rarely said no to a bit of sausage.
16/08/23 7:03:44
“Can she still blow those Grandad?”‘If she takes the teeth out.’
16/08/23 8:46:17
“The doctor said it’s Penile Dementia.”
16/08/23 8:44:04, edited: 16/08/23 8:44:47
Nan's still got her priorities right-first a good prick, followed by cake
16/08/23 7:48:41
Saus Age
16/08/23 7:14:53
Even at 95 it's never too late to change gender.
16/08/23 7:04:29