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Whenever Jeff meets a new girl he gets completely carried away.
14/03/23 8:06:10
Male order.
14/03/23 8:00:20
Jack-in-a-box
14/03/23 8:00:15
Dave suspected he was about to be dumped.
14/03/23 8:52:40
This is Dave and his wife Carrie
14/03/23 8:07:48
Jack in a box
14/03/23 8:00:12
Delivered by Amazon.
14/03/23 8:08:17
🎵 I'm getting carried in the morning...... 🎵
14/03/23 8:38:03, edited: 14/03/23 8:38:23
Dave's fetish of wearing stockings in public goes undetected.
14/03/23 8:32:17
Deliver Hugh
14/03/23 8:00:30
Ann Summers will not be able to process your return on this occasion.
14/03/23 9:05:12
I told my girlfriend to mentally focus on packing all of her problems into a box and throw it away.
14/03/23 9:01:11
NHS ambulance service shows signs of improvement.
14/03/23 9:01:06
Boxing Trevor
14/03/23 8:04:40
Boxing clever
14/03/23 8:01:21
"Dad, it's so embarrassing when you pick me up from school.""Sorry son, I'll try to dress like the other parents.""I don't mind what you wear Dad. It's just that my friends found out you're a captioneer."
14/03/23 8:00:31, edited: 16/03/23 20:19:32
Life after surgery for Mick and Diane after that awful amateur magicians assistant night.
14/03/23 8:22:47
Tash and Harry
14/03/23 8:20:35
Carlos identified as ‘them’
14/03/23 8:17:39
Hey I've Just been picked up by a real doll.
14/03/23 8:05:13
Fed ex.
14/03/23 20:44:41
"Nobody's going to steal my man, I'm going to put you in a safe space where I can dress you, feed you as I want and make you live in a giant doll's house that I choose which you'll be earning to pay for for the rest of your life. We'll have fourteen kids and we'll be happy. I'm telling you we'll be happy. From here on in I don't want to be hearing any complaints or backchat, okay?""Please return me to the bus stop you kidnapped me from""What did I say? You have to ruin things!"
14/03/23 10:20:55
Dear Sarah, Thank you for your recent donation to the homeless shelter, however….
14/03/23 8:47:51
Mariah carry.
14/03/23 8:38:56
"What? You didn't say I had to wear a suit to your Mother's funeral."
14/03/23 8:36:27
Carry in haste, repent at leisure
14/03/23 8:15:25
Boxing Dave
14/03/23 8:05:46
Box-seat driver
14/03/23 8:02:32
It's unusual to see Jane taking the rubbish out, but when needs must..
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