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"Hey gorgeous! Wanna be a crash test mummy?"
30/08/23 19:11:17
"Forget the blonde. Why do you have a tiny Asian man popping out of your backpack?"
30/08/23 19:20:27
“How to pick up blondes FOR DUMMIES”
30/08/23 21:39:53, edited: 30/08/23 21:42:08
"Hey baby, once you go yellow, there's no other fellow."
30/08/23 19:03:01
🎵Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm🎵
30/08/23 19:27:20
“And that’s when I learned, ‘mine’s telescopic’ isn’t a valid chat up line.”
30/08/23 19:24:54
You've been Mangoed
30/08/23 19:17:57
"Can you believe that fucking airbag?""Don't be so stereotypical, Dave. Not all blondes are like that."
30/08/23 19:16:23, edited: 30/08/23 20:18:08
"Hiya lads. Fancy going down on me?""Can't, sorry. We've got whiplash."
30/08/23 19:11:39, edited: 30/08/23 19:39:29
"We've got a fast car, babe, fancy coming for a spin...? Hmph! Thought not."
30/08/23 20:11:57
"Would you like a man with feelings? I have sensors all over my body."
30/08/23 19:12:17
"🎵 YELLOW, is it me you're looking for?...🎵"
30/08/23 19:56:27
Robot phwoars
30/08/23 19:19:09
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