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"There's no rush. I told my wife I'd come in at 20 to 1."
08/09/23 8:42:41
" Been satyr long?"
08/09/23 8:01:04
"So, what's it like sitting on a horse stool?""Yeah It's nice but I prefer standing in dog shit to be honest. And I'm quite fond of fish poo because it reminds me of little worms...Oh hang on, did you mean..""Just making small talk, mate. Gotta go."
08/09/23 8:43:52
"This beer's going right through me. I think I've got the trots"
08/09/23 8:18:10
Dave always wants to be the Centaur of attention
08/09/23 8:02:24
I don't know why but throughout my life I seem to have been the butt of everyone's jokes
08/09/23 8:04:25
When you start to look like an ass, it's time to leave the bar.
08/09/23 8:02:39
After being refused another pint, he just sat there with his tail between his legs
08/09/23 8:02:03
Dave making an ass out of himself again
08/09/23 8:01:01
"Red rum, please."
08/09/23 8:07:07
“French polish?”‘No but my dad’s half Greek.’
08/09/23 9:14:04
The Horse Man of the Alcoholics
08/09/23 8:33:31
"Me mom was shocked when I was born, stood right up."
08/09/23 8:17:44
Questions asked ahead of Paralympic steeplechase.
08/09/23 8:12:48
“In the end Cheryl told the surgeon to just remove the legs and tail.”
08/09/23 10:41:43
"And that's why you don't insult a witch..."
08/09/23 9:53:56
A Man Called Horse
08/09/23 9:26:31
“Is that your wife on the hippo chair?”‘That’s my wife, what do you mean hippo chair?!’
08/09/23 9:01:20
He's very popular with the lads from the allotments.
08/09/23 8:23:49
Ales of the Unexpected
08/09/23 8:18:30
"Oh Jesus, not him again- quick, lock the Gent's"
08/09/23 8:17:00
“Why the long phallus?”
08/09/23 8:16:29, edited: 08/09/23 8:16:58
Dave fancied himself as a bit of a stallion.
08/09/23 8:13:23
"I wouldn't call him a serious drinker."
08/09/23 8:12:08, edited: 08/09/23 8:18:36
"I told that stupid surgeon to simply give me a peg leg and wound up with this instead."
08/09/23 8:10:13
Pinocchio never did fully recover from his time in Pleasure Island.
08/09/23 8:07:19
"Ready for another pinto?"
08/09/23 8:05:44
A horse walks into a bar ... in disguise.
08/09/23 8:00:59
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